Michael’s Not the Only Lohan Who Needs Some Attention

I’m so sick of hearing about the Lohan family. Honestly, I defended Lindsay for as long as I could, but even I turned my back on her when she became a crazy person banging down hotel room doors at all hours of the night. And that weird thing she did to her lips didn’t help her in my books either. And really, I don’t even know why she’s still such major news. When was the last time she did a movie? When was the last time she did anything but shop? Oh that’s right. It was a very, very long time ago. And that’s because she’s a crackbag who can’t show up to work on time or even do her job properly when she’s there.

Well now, Lindsay has taken to Twitter to knock down rumors that Samantha Ronson ever hit her. Okay seriously. If I’m confused as to why we’re still talking about Lindsay, then I’m absolutely baffled as to why we’re still talking about her lesbian lover that she broke up with last April!! But alas, here we are. And for the record, Samantha DID NOT hit Lindsay. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“The 23-year-old actress took to micro-blogging website twitter to blast suggestions her on/off girlfriend has ever been abusive to her. She tweeted: “This is become a bit much*Samantha R never raised a hand to me, I’ve never said she did* Enough is Enough. Focus on other more important… World issues (sic).” Samantha, 32, then thanked Lindsay for refuting the claims.

She wrote on twitter: “Thank you for clearing that up. The high road was giving me a nose bleed! “To ANYONE who perpetuates this rumour accusing me of being violently abusive after Lindsay has denied it: I WILL take legal action. (sic).”

Ooh…big, bad threats from the has-been. Whatever. In other Lindsay news, she has recently been fired from yet another job. And just what is that job? A prostitute. Sorry, a classy prostitute. I’m not kidding. Lindsay was set to go to a Viennese ball tonight but got held up at the airport when she was late because she was shopping. Big surprise. She did ask the plane to wait for her, but that would cost $22,000 and Linds didn’t have enough money on her credit card. Maybe she shouldn’t shop so much. And, not only did she miss being a whore for the evening, but when she was still set to go, she ordered that all booze be kept out of her sight. That’s nice. When you can’t resist temptation just because you looked at it. Not even when you’re being paid $150K to do it. What a loser. This is the goods on that story from Allie is Wired,

“Now that Lindsay Lohan’s career has bottomed out at the straight to DVD bargain bin, she has moved on to high class hookin’.
She had an easy $150,000 date deal and blew it by spending too much time following the drug sniffing dogs around at the airport looking for a hook up.

Lohan arrived at her flight gate at LAX 2 hours late and expected to giggle her way onto the plane. The plane waited, but demanded a $22,000 carrier fee.

“According to the possibly truth-stretching—but then again, possibly not—Lugner, Lohan missed her plane from Los Angeles to London after a shopping spree ran overtime. Apparently, what the starlet lacked in funds to hold the flight, the billionaire lacked in inclination, resulting in her no-show.

“She wanted to pay it, but her card’s credit limit was not high enough,” Lugner said of the would-be $22,000 fee.”

The geezer has a 20 year old girlfriend, but has his daughter pick out headline making celebs to accompany him to the ball every year. Pamela Anderson attended the 2003 gala on his arm. Paris Hilton also accepted the paid proposition and hitched her boobs into an actual asset covering gown.
Part of their deal also requested all the booze be hidden. That I am not making up. Mini bars in her suite were emptied and mineral water was being pushed over cocktails.”

So there ya have all the Lindsay drama for today. Wait for tomorrow’s story when we hear about how Lindsay will also claim that she was never molested by her dog. I guess we’re all on the edge of our seats until then.

Lilo and Sam Brawl It Out Again

Maybe lumping Samantha Ronson into this latest fight with her girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan is a mistake. Especially seeing as how she probably didn’t even know it was going on at the time. Yep, Lilo has outdone herself once again. Not only did she throw plates, food, and trays at a hotel door while screaming at her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson but the door she was throwing all this crap at didn’t even have Sam on the other side. Nope. Lindsay failed to get her facts straight and so, while she was having one of her infamous tantrums, Sam was probably sleeping soundly in her own bed, or listening to her mp3 player. Either way, Sam was completely oblivious to the fact that Lilo was on the rampage once again. From Hollyscoop via Celebitchy,

“Lindsay Lohan is back to her old tricks! We suspected Lindsay wasn’t 100% “sober” like she’s been claiming, but this story pretty much confirms our speculation.

Inside sources tell Hollyscoop that Lindsay Lohan was kicked out of the Bowery Hotel in New York City last night after a blow-up fight with Samantha Ronson.

Police were called to the scene after Lindsay reportedly “threw a room-service tray at what she thought was her girlfriend’s door” during a heated fight.

The only problem was…she threw that tray at the wrong door. As a result Lindsay was kicked out of the posh hotel, with authorities escorting her off the premises.

The same source claims Lindsay’s friends and family are planning on staging an intervention to get her back in rehab for the fourth time!

It’s official! Lindsay is a mess! Her family and friends have a right to be concerned for her health and her safety. She’s clearly a threat to herself and those around her!”

Really, I’m surprised that Lindsay acting so completely out of control is still news. It does seem that we’re forced to read about this kind of crap coming from her every other day. I guess the fact that she was screaming at the wrong door does make this story a bit more interesting than the others. But really. Do any of us expect Lilo to grow up any time soon?

Sam Has Gotten Lindsay Into Counseling

The newest rumor regarding the drama that is Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson has been taken to a new level. Apparently, Sam has convinced Lilo to go to counseling so she can try and get her head screwed on right. This comes after Lindsay showed up at Sam’s door in hysterics, wondering why Sam wasn’t there for Lindsay at the exact second that she needed her. I was all for this story, and all for Lindsay going for help, until I read a little closer. According to this story from the Enquirer, Sam first went to Lindsay’s friends and family, in an attempt to perform an intervention. HA! Like Lindsay’s family cares about the disaster that is her life. Maybe her mom does but unless it gave Michael Lohan a chance to disgrace his daughter and her girlfriend all over the news,  I doubt there was very much interest on his part to help his daughter. But in the end, Sam seems to have won and Lindsay is going to counseling. From The National Enquirer,

“Samantha Ronson, terrified that her deeply depressed, drugged-out lover Lindsay Lohan has entered the final stages of a death spiral a la Anna Nicole Smith and Michael Jackson, phoned LiLo’s family and their closest friends, begged for intervention help to save her life - and finally convinced the fading young actress to enter a no-nonsense counseling program they’ll both attend. Things came to a head after Sam found Lindsay camped out on her doorstep at 5 a.m., and camera mics caught the hysterical star sobbing: “WHERE WERE YOU? Where were you?… I’ve been crying… Where were you?… Where were you?… Where were you? Where were you?” Wailed Sam to pals: “I’m afraid I’m going to come home and find her dead!” Stay tuned.”

I don’t blame Sam for being scared that Lindsay is soon going to get herself into the worst kind of trouble. What I don’t understand is why Sam is still with Lindsay?! Sam seems relatively normal, and I really don’t think she’s with the drama queen for the attention or the celebrity that goes along with dating someone famous. So, what’s making her stick around? Well, I guess this may be a case of when true love really is blind. Hopefully, Lindsay really does get the help that she needs and hopefully, it works. I’m not holding my breath though.

Lilo and Sam have another Throw-Down

It seems that their brief separation over the New Year’s holiday did nothing to tame down the fire between Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. The two were apart for a couple of weeks, which seemed like for-EVER for the pair, who were used to being seen joined at the hip. People all over the world breathed a sigh of relief as it seemed that these two were finally over. However, that was only to cringe a few weeks later when the two reconciled and started playing house all over again.

The good news did seem to be that some of the drama and the catfights did seem to be somewhat toned down after the two reunited. We didn’t hear about Lindsay showing up in rages at Sam’s door, and we didn’t hear about how Sam was blocking Lilo’s entrance to any of the hot spots in their fabulous hometown of LA. Things seemed good. But, that may not be the case anymore. It seems that, if there ever was peace here, it’s gone out the window, along with Lindsay’s clothing. Apparently, the lovers have had another quarrel and Sam ended up throwing Lindsay’s stuff into the bushes. Which, I’m sure, is somewhere that they have grown to know as their second home. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“Looking cute in a summery ensemble, Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving Samantha Ronson’s home with a bag stuffed with her clothes on Wednesday (July 22).

The sighting comes amidst rumors that the “Mean Girls” star and her British deejay lover got into it again - with Sam tossing some of LiLo’s belongings out the window.”

Well, you do have to hand it to these two. Sam and Lindsay are both not ones to shy away from the media. So, I suppose that whatever is happening with these two, we’ll be sure to hear all about it soon enough. But, are they broken up? For good this time? I don’t think so. I don’t think that will ever happen. I think that in 10 years, we’re all still going to be listening about how Lindsay’s gone crazy again, and Sam threw her out, only to take her back the next day. It’s how these two work.

Lindsay Breaks Into Sam’s House

How many times have stories been run like this? Lindsay Lohan is breaking into Samantha Ronson’s house. Or she’s standing outside of it screaming at her lover to take her back. Or she’s showing up at Sam’s hotel rooms in one of her fits of rage. Or she’s just being Lindsay Lohan, which pretty much means, just being a general putz. This time, she supposedly broke in because she had forgotten her key. Yeah, “forgotten.” No one seems to be questioning whether or not it was a lawful entry but what is in question was Lindsay’s behavior when the locksmith showed up.

Not only did Lindsay end up breaking into Sam’s home - yes, that’s right, I said breaking into - but she also refused to pay the locksmith that showed up for the services that he provided. Before Lindsay broke into Sam’s house. From The Superficial,

“The 23-year-old star walked around the entrance of the house as the locksmith started working on the door, watched by Lindsay’s pal Christy.
She then found an open window and exclaimed, “What the f***, the lock just came undone. You know what sir, we already got in, thanks. We just broke in. We just found a way in.”
She then refused to pay the man’s call out fee, claiming he was asking for $300.
“He’s trying to charge me $300. I’ve paid these guys before, $80 (£50), and now he wants money for trying to get me in, he didn’t do his job!”
The star then offered the locksmith £13 ($20), before returning indoors and refusing to pay anything.”

I have tried really hard to defend Lindsay Lohan. Really, really hard. Unfortunately, I just can’t find the strength to do it anymore. She has proven that in fact, she is the spoiled rotten little girl that we all thought and that she has no respect for anybody or anything else. I’m assuming that Sam did actually know that Lindsay was entering her house but there’s still no reason to not pay a guy who’s done work for you. Especially when you have gads and gads of money. I realize she’s in the middle of a self-tanner lawsuit right now, but surely she still had a few bucks to give the guy, even if $300 is a touch steep.

If I was Samantha Ronson, I’d get the locks changed for good and make sure that my windows were always down and locked. Ya never know what kind of crazies are going to stop by and try to break in.

Lohan Creates More Drama in her Life

If there’s one person in this world who doesn’t need more drama in her life, you would think, or hope, that it would be Lindsay Lohan. But Lilo has been very busy the past week chasing Samantha Ronson all over the UK while pretending to be there for a photo shoot. Of course, this sent the rumor mill totally abuzz with word that the two were formally reunited. Lindsay is always one to glob up as much attention as she can and the case is no different here. 

First, she went to great lengths to not be seen with Sam at the airport. I’m thinking these ‘great lengths’ was actually just not calling the paparazzi to tell them ahead of time that they would be there. I think this because apparently, she made a good show of not being photographed with Sam but gave up once she actually saw the cameras. And then, she promptly posted on her Twitter page that she had been with Sam in the UK and that she may soon make an announcement. All of this of course, is simply to keep us talking about her just in case we forgot about her for half a second. And it seems to be working. From Contact Music,

“LINDSAY LOHAN looks set to announce she and SAMANTHA RONSON are a couple again - after they flew home from the U.K. together.
The Mean Girls actress and DJ Ronson spent days avoiding photographers during their trip to London last week (begs01Jun09) as rumours grew that the romance is back on.
But Lohan appears to have finally given up trying to keep the news secret - telling fans Ronson is her “favourite travel buddy” and hinting that an announcement is imminent.
The pair were spotted checking in at London’s Heathrow Airport for their flight to Los Angeles on Monday (08Jun09) after days of giving snappers the runaround.
They arrived at the terminal separately, with Lohan hiding her face behind a blue folder as she headed inside. The pair then stood some distance apart as they waited at a check-in desk - with security men trying to foil attempts to photograph the couple.
But eventually Lohan realised their secret was out - and posted on her Twitter.com page as the pair waited for take-off, dropping a huge hint about their relationship.
She wrote, “Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!-travel buddy & great news to share!! Maybe….”

I have given up on these two. I don’t really care if they’re back together or not or if Lilo is showing up at Sam’s door in one of her crazy fits. The way I see it, Lindsay is desperately trying to hang onto the one person that will put up with all of her crap. And if Sam is stupid enough to be that person, then I think that she deserves all the horse crap that Lindsay throws her way.

What I mostly don’t understand about all of this is why Lindsay keeps trying to tease us with these stupid little ‘maybe, maybe not’ updates. She’s said before that all she wants is to stop being placed under this microscope and that she wishes people would stop judging her. And so now in order to remedy that, Lindsay keeps us guessing and talking about her? I just don’t get it.

Sam and Lilo are Back to Their Old Tricks

On again, off again, who can keep up with these two? I, along with the rest of the world I think, was really hoping that when Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson broke it off early this year, it was finally, once and for all, over. Finito. Forever. But sadly that is not the case. Not only have the two been seen together and seen sneaking out of each other’s homes (*ahem* Lindsay) but now it seems that Lindsay hasn’t learned a thing and is now ’stalking’ Samantha in London.

Now, I’ve read this story through several times and although it does sound like the psycho-Lilo that we all know and are wary of, it doesn’t sound as though any kind of stalking is going on. It sounds very much as though Sam is enjoying Lindsay’s company although maybe not so much during the wee hours of the morn when Lindsay had her scary face on. From OK Magazine,

“In the seemingly neverending saga that is the relationship between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, the latest news finds the on-off-on-off-on couple apparently back in “on” mode, after spending the night together at a London nightclub on Wednedsday.

Both LiLo and Sam, along with Ronson’s brother, record producer and musician Mark Ronson, were at the exclusive Bungalow 8 nightclub on Wednesday evening. And while Linds didn’t leave the club with her semi-former flame and her bro, she did follow them out the door only minutes later.

“Lindsay was in good spirits,” one witness outside the club tells OK!. “she was smiling and blowing kisses to the paparazzi.”

It was an entirely differently Lindsay who showed up at Samantha’s hotel room around 2:30am last night. Gone were the blown smooches, replaced by scowls and a stiff-armed bodyguard.”

So how does stalking come into it? Celebitchy has an interesting viewpoint that suggests Lindsay planned this trip across the pond specifically so that she can hunt down her woman! From Celebitchy,

“Is Lindsay Lohan stalking Samantha Ronson?
Lindsay is in London right now… as is Samantha, and Sam’s brother Mark. Apparently, Lindsay made sure to schedule a photo shoot in London when she knew Sam would be there. Now Lindsay has been following Sam around the greater London area for the better part of two days.”

I’m thinking a big ‘no’ on the stalking and a big ‘yes’ on the still crazy. Lindsay no doubt planned the photo shoot at the same time and Sam no doubt knew about the entire thing. As far as showing up at Sam’s door looking fit to be tied? Well, what can I say? If you get to close to Lindsay, you can expect to get burned. Sam should know better and I believe that she does but she obviously can’t live without the drama either.

What is Happening in the World?

Ok so now we’re hearing pregnancy rumors about…Lindsay Lohan? Huh? How does that happen? Didn’t she just break up with her lesbian lover not all that long ago and has been seen sneaking in and out of Samantha Ronson’s house? Apparently, either all of those paparazzi shots of Lindsay sneaking around Sam’s place were either taken when Sam didn’t know Lindsay was there, the two have really just remained friends, or Lindsay’s trying to get back with Sam yet wants to have her cake and eat it too. It’s no secret that Lindsay has had somewhat of a struggle with her own sexual identity. Or there could just really be nothing happening in the news lately and someone had to make something up at some point. From Showbiz Spy,

“Things just seem to be going from bad to worse for Lindsay Lohan – the actress is reportedly pregnant.

The Mean Girls star has alledgly slept with a number of men following her split from girlfriend Samantha Ronson, and apparently doesn’t know who the child’s father is.

“I swear she’s carrying,” a source said. “She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days.

“Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.”

It’s also no secret that Lindsay likes to sleep around, whatever sex they may be. But I’m still having trouble believing this. Maybe I’m in denial but I really can’t see this as being true. Whoever this ’source’ is, it doesn’t even really sound as though they’re sure Lindsay’s pregnant. I do think that even if Lindsay was pregnant, she probably wouldn’t keep it. My God, can you imagine that drama? And there’s just something about Lilo that doesn’t scream, “I WANT BABIES!!” to me.

Looks Like the Reunion has Already Taken Place

It seemed that it was just weeks after Samantha Ronson broke up with Lindsay Lohan for what seemed like good when their behavior already started to suggest signs of a reunion. The two began talking publicly about how much they loved each other and it seemed to suggest that the entire thing wasn’t the locking out, hysterical fits that had occurred when the two originally broke up. Now it seems that Lilo really might be back in Sam’s good graces as she’s seen trying to sneak out of Sam’s house unnoticed by the paps. Unfortunately, it didn’t work and there’s now photographic evidence that Lilo and Sam are still spending some very late nights, and intimate time, together. From Gossip Girls,

“Looking more and more as if a rekindled romance is in the works, Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house at 6.30am on Thursday (May 7).

Having spent the majority of the night with her deejay pal, the “Mean Girls” starlet headed straight for her car with Sam’s British bulldog, Cadillac.

Meanwhile, Miss Ronson was then spotted carrying her luggage as she left the property shortly afterwards, locking up the gate and jumping in a separate car headed for the airport.”

It wouldn’t shock me at all if the entire breakup was just a big act for the sake of the media. Those two are so scrutinized that it wouldn’t surprise me if they wanted a “fresh start” and so put on a show of breaking up while trying to maintain a private relationship. However, at the rate that Lindsay’s weight has dropped recently, there are also good indications that there were, and probably still are, major issues at the root of it all.

Please tell me this is not happening

Although I have to say that I did actually feel kind of sorry for both parties after the whole Lohan/Ronson split (well mostly Lindsay, actually), I was also quite relieved that it was all over. No more drama, at least for the short time being, and no more rumors about how they broke up, had a fight, are looking to adopt, or are plotting to take over the universe. The fact that both Lindsay and Sam seemed to have wanted a clean break, no matter how impossible that seemed, also encouraged me in my thinking that this time, it was really over for good. But it seems that things could get started once again and even though Lindsay sounds like if that happens, it won’t be for some time, the fact that these two are even talking again frightens me. From US,

“Samantha Ronson might be having second thoughts about her breakup with ex Lindsay Lohan — at least on Facebook.

After a tumultuous fight with Lohan on April 4, Ronson removed her “In a Relationship” status on the social networking site. Now, she updated her relationship message to “It’s Complicated.”

Her updated profile comes hours after Lindsay Lohan said that the two “are talking,” on Thursday’s Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Up until then, the actress, 22, told Us she was in contact with Ronson via “just texts.”

Complicating things further?

Lohan said she plans to stay on her own for the time being.

“I’m not looking to be with anyone right now,” Lohan said Thursday. “I don’t need to deal with that. It gets too distracting from everything that I need to focus on. Leaving town, you miss someone too much and you don’t want to go sometimes, but I really care about Samantha and we’ll see what happens. Maybe when we’re fully in the right place… I love her.”

I think Sam was good for Lindsay. She seemed to keep the drama in a well-controlled area and what little of that there was, it was really just between the two of them and no one really ever got too hurt by it. But Lindsay was not good for Sam. I think the drama just got to be too much and while that’s undoubtedly one of the biggest reasons why these two keep coming back to each other, it’s not too good for anyone and I really think they’re better off apart.

I must say though, this is a much more mature attitude Lindsay’s taking with talking about how she needs time to herself. I much prefer it over her trying to take out people to get into Sam’s parties or lying about why Sam’s locks were changed.