It’s Good to Have a Friend Like Rihanna

I’ve tried really hard to like Rihanna. But I just can’t do it. Every time I read something about her, it’s something that makes me think she’s just a little bit dumber than I used to think. This time, she’s gone and blabbed to Ryan Seacrest about the details of her friend, Katy Perry’s, wedding. I don’t know if Katy was pulling a Carrie Underwood “hush hush” type of affair, but if she was, then at least some of the details have been spilled. Now we at least know where in the world Katy Perry and Russell Brand will get married, and a hint as to when too. Way to go, Rihanna. Hope Katy wasn’t trusting you with that information. From Gossip Center,

“Whether it was planned or not, Rihanna let the cat out of the bag about good friend Katy Perry’s wedding plans.

While talking with Ryan Seacrest on his radio show, the “Umbrella” singer revealed that Perry will wed fiance Russell Brand in India (where the couple got engaged) later this year.

Continuing on, as Perry’s BFF, Rihanna is in charge of planning the all-important bachelorette party, she said.

“She put that on me last week,” Rihanna told Seacrest. “I have to come up with something cool because she’s getting married in India so I’m like ‘Okay, now what do I do to match that?’”

It’s nice too that Rihanna’s such a good friend that she feels put upon to plan a freakin bachelorette party. She’s Rihanna for cryin out loud. I’m pretty sure that she can come up with a cool idea for a party that will match an Indian wedding. And I’m pretty sure it shouldn’t be that big of a deal.

But thanks to Rihanna’s big mouth, it is nice to have some details on Katy’s wedding. I sort of can’t wait for her and Russell to get married but, at the same time, I’m wondering how long it will take before that all falls apart.

Ryan Seacrest Does Not Know How to Make Friends

It’s just been a week of awkward interviews! First Carrie Prejean had her threat of “I’m leaving your show!” on Larry King Live! last Wednesday (after which she did not in fact, walk out) and yesterday, Ryan Seacrest interviewed Robert Pattinson on his radio show and Pattinson had to walk out. Mind you, Robert was of course, much more graceful and charming about it than Carrie was. And, to be really fair to Rob, it wasn’t actually his decision to walk out. I think he was actually relieved to sit down for a minute away from the screaming and hair-yanking fans and I think he would have stayed if his manager wasn’t standing there shooing him out the door. And, as soon as his manager (or whoever she was), got upset and started saying it was time to go, Rob still tried to act like the dignified gentleman that he is. So, what was all the hubbub about? What do you think? Yes, one miss Kristen Stewart.

TMZ has all the relevant footage here, and to be honest, from the moment she and Rob step through the door, she seems kinda bitchy and rushed like she wants to leave. Apparently, Ryan Seacrest was told that there were to be no questions regarding Rob and Kristen but good old stupid Ryan just plunged on ahead. Remember when he was asking stupid questions to Angelina Jolie on the red carpet at the Oscars in February? The guy is just a tool. But even after being asked what the deal is between he and Kristen, Rob still leaves the interview with grace. He says simply, “I’d tell them to watch New Moon! It’s amazing!” Then he shakes Ryan’s hand and is off.

Be sure to check out the video on TMZ to see just how ridiculous both Ryan and Rob’s whoever-she-is behave. And, if you are so sick of Twilight that you can’t stand it, I suggest you go back to bed and bury your head under the covers for the next two months. Because the world has gone crazy with it and there’s no escaping it now!

A Threesome of the Worst Kind

Last night at the Oscar’s there were many big names waltzing down the red carpet but few were more anticipated perhaps than the encounter between Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Jennifer Aniston. I’d add John Mayer in there but I’m not sure he was born yet in 2005 when the whole Aniston/Pitt marriage exploded all to hell. We didn’t see the cat fight that we may have been expecting and there were no airplanes o pennies being thrown from Aniston’s seat over to the happy couple. Jolie was very poised as usual and smiling as Aniston presented an award and Brad was also giving the obligatory smiles, while trying to hide it from his current controller.

As for Aniston’s reaction to the two, she really did seem as though she was there to do her thing and get on with it. I never saw any of them really even remotely close to each other. But if Angelina wasn’t trying to avoid Jen, she was definitely trying to avoid someone and this was another encounter that many were waiting for - that between the Brangelina and Ryan Seacrest - who’s on very shaky ground with the royal couple at the moment. Last night Angelina proved to him that he still has yet to find his way back into her good books. From US, 

“Angelina Jolie has dissed Ryan Seacrest again.

She famously ignored him at the Golden Globes in January, and when she saw him at Sunday’s Academy Awards, she walked in an arc around his E! News station to avoid speaking with him.

Apparently, Brad Pitt wasn’t in the mood to chat with Seacrest, either.

The American Idol judge was heard screaming for Pitt to come over. The actor initially tried to tell Seacrest one minute, but then gave in with a shrug and went over to say hi.

Pitt stayed at an arm’s length and quickly answered Seacrest’s question about how he felt to be nominated.

“It’s nice,” he said. “It’s a nice honor for both of us. More than that, it’s just nice being with people we respect and being in the same category with [Sean] Penn and [Mickey] Rourke. It’s just a big night.”

There’s no doubt that Ryan Seacrest is a dork of the most unique sort. Butthere’s just no need for this childish behavior. He is always acting like a tool, especially around Brad and Angelina. I think it’s because he screwed up with them once and it seems the harder he tries to make it right, it just gets so much worse. But Angelina’s got to realize that when your career depends on the press and people wanting to see you, you just can’t hold grudges like this. It kind of shows who she really is - a very petty and shallow person.

Jennifer Aniston, on the other hand, has been rising above it all and when Gayle King caught up with her and Mayer on the red carpet, Aniston beamed and said that she was ‘happy. Very happy.’ Aww!

Miley’s Troubles

She may not seem to have many at the moment but the writing on the wall is crystal-clear in the case of Miley Cyrus, who thought she was a little more subtle than she actually was when she recently appeared on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show. She tries to maneuver around the fact that she and Justin Gaston, who happens to be an underwear model by the way, are dating. But with the talk about how much her family loves him and how much she’s ‘gushing’, it’s not hard to read between the lines here. From MTV.com,

“Miley Cyrus isn’t confirming her relationship with 20-year-old underwear model and aspiring musician Justin Gaston, but then again, she isn’t exactly denying it either.

“Maybe, maybe not,” she said Thursday (October 23) on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show, when asked if they were an item. “Right now, everything is, like, really good. I haven’t really been answering the question much just because we’re just really happy with everything and the way everything has worked out.

“I’m totally gushing right now!” she added.

The 15-year-old admits that when the two started hanging out last month, she didn’t appreciate everyone putting their two cents in about the relationship. “After my last two years, there’s been a lot of things that happened, so I’ve learned just not to judge anyone and go into our friendship with an open mind and not really worry about the age or anything,” she explained.”

Ummm….where are this girl’s parents? Really, they’re rejoicing over the fact that she’s dating a 20-year-old and not seeing a problem with it? There’s a HUGE problem with it! It’s actually the kind of problem that’s illegal! I know that 15 soon-to-be 16-year olds are naive and sometimes not thinking with a clear head but where are her parents to step in and make sure this kind of thing doesn’t happen? Have they forgotten how old she is? It blows my mind that she’s taking pictures, running around Europe claiming she’s ‘fallen in love 20 times already!’ and now dating someone much her senior, and that they are nowhere to be seen. Miley may be loving life (and boys) at the moment but this kind of behavior is dangerous and if she continues, she will soon be seeing a heap of trouble!

Jessica Alba Finally Had her Baby!!!

After it seems more than a nine-month pregnancy, Jessica Alba has finally had her baby with Cash Warren. Is it just me or did it seem like she was pregnant FOREVER?!? She told Ryan Seacrest on the Red Carpet at the Oscar’s that she was in her third trimester, which kept us all on the edge of our seats for months and now, the two welcomed a baby girl on Saturday. From US Magazine,

“Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl, her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.
Honor Marie Warren was born Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Alba’s father was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.” Warren — in a T-shirt, jeans and baseball cap — was spotted carrying food into the maternity ward Sunday.

Alba, 26, and Warren, 28, announced they were expecting last December.

During her pregnancy, Alba admitted, “anything could make me incredibly angry or break down crying. That’s not something I’m used to.”

Her one fear about mommyhood: Breastfeeding.

She told Extra she had a dream, and “it had to do with breastfeeding, which is the only thing I’m paranoid about. More than giving birth.”

Alba and Cash have had a very busy past six months, besides making huge appearances at award shows. Just after announcing to the world that they were expecting, the two got engaged and they became husband and wife on May 19. Most recently, they have moved into a Beverly Hills home that cost a cool four mill. The new baby will be welcomed into the home by her parents and their three dogs. And just as a side note, I hate to be a critic but what is with the name Honor?