Catfight: Kim and Paris!

Paris Hilton has been known to have her fair share of feuds with other high-profile women in Hollywood. We all watched as she and BFF Nicole Richie were inseparably stupid, only to watch them totally drop each other and call each other out any chance they got. Now, Paris has bigger fish to fry. And what can you say about Paris? When she does something, she makes it as complicated and melodramatic as possible. This whole catfight starts back when Paris was dating Doug Reinhardt the first time.

Paris and Doug first started dating early in 2009. Then, after an event-filled six months, they broke up. Before Paris confirmed the news, she was seen out showing off her panties and being generally disgusting all over Cristiano Ronaldo. That didn’t last and in the fall of 2009, Doug and Paris got back together to be happy, happy. Until recently.

This split, unlike the first one, was recently confirmed. But shortly after that, Paris was out seen having a pretty good time with Reggie Bush out in Las Vegas. It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have recently just split up from a very serious relationship and that Kimmie is still nursing some pretty serious wounds over it. And we all know what “dancing and having a good time with Paris” really means. But apparently, if you want to mess with Kim, she’ll mess right back.

This past Monday, Kim is reported to have  been seen kissing and hooking up with the very same Cristiano Ronaldo that Paris fooled around with after breaking up with Doug. Oh snap! No she di-n’t! The bits and pieces all come together from various sources, but make no bones about it. Those at the very heart of this whole entire mess know just how entirely childish and ludicrous it is. Reports of Paris’ latest split from Doug, and possibly her latest hookup, come from Sassy Qarla,

“After 14 months of being an item, Hilton gives Doug the royal boot. Youch! Recently, they broke up then reconciliated according to People.com. Though a third sweet reunion seems unlikely, and another trophy to the heiress huge collection.

Reinhardt is recuperating from extreme wounds and is desperately trying to win Hilton back, but the dude’s so history. Meanwhile, ‘miss single’ Hilton was spotted dancing with Kim Kardashian’s ex beau Reggie Bush at Tao in Las Vegas, over the weekend yet denies such allegations of a blooming romance.”

And apparently, Kim thinks that if Reggie wants Paris to raise his children instead of her, she’s perfectly fine with that. She’s got a new man on her arm and he’s as perfectly gorgeous and perfectly skilled as ol’ Reggie (well, I don’t know about any of that actually.) Apparently, Kim and Cristiano are in some kind of weird relationship. It sounds like they’re sort of dating exclusively, but taking things slow too. From Gather News,

“Kim Kardashian seems to have gotten over Reggie Bush because on Monday, she was caught “kissing” and being “very affectionate” with Portuguese Soccer Star, Cristiano Ronaldo, while having lunch at the La Dorado restaurant.

A blabbermouth friend of Kardashian’s told UsMagazine.com that Kim was indeed hooking up with Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo while the two were in Madrid, Spain.

Although they left seperately, they were caught arriving at the same place: Ronaldo’s mansion… where Kardashian didn’t leave until several hours later.

The same friend who is blabbing to UsMagazine.com also said that they are “just having fun” and Kim is “taking her time” and”They both travel a lot, so it’s easy for them to see each other.”

There’s something really funny about all of this to me. Firstly, I find it hysterical that Paris and Doug broke up – again! I mean shucks, if those kids can’t make it work, there’s no hope for any of us. And I just find it so funny that these people live their lives like they’re in high school. And, perhaps what I find most hysterical of all is that Cristiano Ronaldo is considered to be some sort of crazy sex symbol, with women swooning at his feet. And that, unfortunately for Cristiano, has landed him smack-dab in the middle of what’s sure to be one of the ugliest and most immature catfights Hollywood has ever seen.

What is Going on With Katy Perry?

Katy Perry and Travis McCoy broke up, for the first time, in January. And Katy was so devastated by the split that she talked about it openly in her shows and talked about how much her heart was hurting. But not too soon after talking about her broken heart, there were rumors that Katy was making the rounds in Hollywood with her eye on some big names, such as Benji Madden, who at the time had recently split with Paris Hilton. Then Katy and Travis kissed and made up in April and everything seemed to be hunky-dory. And, we really haven’t heard too much about the couple since then. Or, did I miss something and they have broken up again?

That seems to be the case if this story regarding Katy and Russell Brand is true. Russell Brand is one of the most sought-after photographers in Hollywood, not to mention his budding acting career with parts in movies such as Forgetting Sarah Marshall. The story now goes that these two might have actually hooked up. So, what about Travis? Apparently he’s out of the picture as Katy and Russell spend some time in Paris and there are even rumors that Katy has sent Russell some naked photos of herself via text. And you would think that celebrities have learned their lesson about getting their hoo-hoos caught on tape! The first story, about the alleged texting, comes from Pop Crunch,

“It doesn’t take much to get Katy Perry out of her top. The “Waking Up In Vegas” star and notorious British womanizer Russell Brand have been inseparable since taking up with each other shortly after last month’s MTV Video Music Awards.
According to a snitching pal, Katy’s was so moved be a love poem Brand recently penned — or rather texted in her honor — so was compelled to get naked. Yeah, sappy love poems have that effect on us, too.

“It was cute…..And the best part is that Katy responded by sending him a topless photo of herself.”

Oh, Katy, I expected more of you! But the photo seems to have worked as now the two are cavorting around Paris and acting very lovey-dovey, holding hands and such. That story comes from People,

“Has notorious Lothario Russell Brand been tamed at last? Because, judging by his romantic getaway in the City of Lights with Katy Perry, the ladies man may have found his lady.

Brand, 34, has joined Perry, 25, at fashion shows and parties for Paris’ fashion week, taken eerie strolls at dusk around a famous cemetery and been spotted partaking in demure hand-holding.

“They arrived at John Galliano hand-in-hand,” one attendee tells PEOPLE. “They seem very much like the real thing.”

Contacted by PEOPLE Thursday about the burgeoning relationship, Brand’s rep had no comment. But British newspaper Web sites, like The Sun and Daily Mail, express no doubt that the couple are loved-up in the French capital.

Perry later wrote on Twitter of her time at the Galliano show at Halle Freyssinet, “Oh my, Galliano was by far the best. It was a dark sexy dream of beautiful mental sparkling women, I can relate to that, the mental part!”

Using his “Rusty Rockets” alias, Brand tweeted to his followers Wednesday: “I’m in ‘Gay Paris’ – I swear as an Englishman that by the time I leave tomorrow it’ll be known as ‘Hetero Paris.’ Or at least Bi Paris.’ X”

The break in Paris follows their reported weeklong break in Thailand together and, last weekend, they were spotted strolling in London. And on Saturday, Perry was spotted doing the walk of shame from Brand’s house in London.”

So it seems the stories probably are true and Katy Perry has probably broken up with Travis McCoy once and for all. I’ve never seen the attraction to Russell Brand. Britney Spears was also rumored to be with him at one point and I just don’t get it. He’s not hot, he’s not sexy, he’s not young, like these women are. I just don’t get it….

Are Doug and Paris Back Together?

Remember back in June when Paris Hilton dumped Doug Reinhardt and then was seen flashing her panties and molesting soccer superstar, Cristiano Ronaldo not even 24 hours later? If you don’t, I can’t say that I blame you. The life of Paris Hilton just isn’t all that interesting, regardless of what she believes. And who really can keep track of the man she’s dating on any given day? Well, if you do like to keep track of these kinds of things, today it seems to be Doug Reinhardt that she’s dating – again. Although neither of the two have claimed that they are officially back together, they were seen in Milan last night leaving a hotel and, just as a fun side note, Paris took a minute to do some pole-dancing moves for the paparazzi. Definitely nothing but a class act that girl. From Gossip Center,

“Continuing their trip around Europe, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were spotted out and about in Milan, Italy last night (September 13).

The “House of Wax” actress and her could-be beau looked to be enjoying each other’s company as they left the swanky Gray Hotel amidst a sea of paparazzi, with Paris seemingly practicing her pole dancing moves on the way out.

And it sounds like Miss Hilton’s words of wisdom will be immortalized in the new edition of the Oxford Book of Quotes.

Paris’ phrase, “Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in,” is included in the latest version of the 65-year-old dictionary. Hilton tweeted, “So cool that I have a quote in the dictionary.”

So maybe the pole-dancing was just an effort not to blend in? Maybe it was just Paris being Paris and thinking that she’s awesome, when she’s not? I dunno. I also don’t know what the deal with Doug is. When they were together, he certainly looked as though he didn’t mean to be around Paris. What with all the molesting her in front of cameras and constantly eating her face in front of cameras. After they broke up, Doug called being around Paris being in the middle of a ‘media circus.’ Now, it seems that he’s ready to hop back into the clown car and take another ride. Like I’ve said in the past, these two are so perfectly stupid for each other, they might just end up together after all.

Well That Was Quick

I have to say, I thought that we’d be hearing Paris gush about how completely in  love she is with her new beau, Cristiano Ronaldo, before we heard talk of a breakup. That is, after all, true Paris fashion. And although her past relationships have been shorter than Chris Brown’s temper, this one wins the prize! One week after the two hooked up at MyHouse, which was less than 24 hours after her breakup from Doug Reinhardt, the soccer star and the princess have broken up. Aw, too bad. The two have apparently decided that they should call a two-night stand for what it is and move on with their lives. But that doesn’t mean that they’re not going to stop to do some finger-pointing first.

Aw, it’s a classic case of ‘he-said, she-said.’ Paris’ camp of course, has resorted to name calling and making it seem as though it’s just yet another of the heiress’ conquests. Meanwhile Ronaldo’s talking about how he’s going to make the most of his summer and conflicting schedules and blah, blah, blah. At least he took the high road. From Contact Music,

“Paris Hilton dumped Cristiano Ronaldo for being a “sissy”.

The hotel heiress - who was spotted canoodling with the soccer star shortly after splitting from Doug Reinhardt - reportedly called off their romance after deciding Cristiano was too in touch with his feminine side.

A source told the National Enquirer magazine: “She likes her guys to be macho - and as far as she’s concerned Ronaldo turned out to be a real sissy.

“She likes her men rugged, it’s as simple as that. She thought her friends would laugh at her if she dated a guy who walks around with flowers in her hair.”

Paris, 28, was also concerned Cristiano, 24, was overwhelmed by the amount of attention she received during the two evenings they spent together.

The source said: “He was just too uptight for her to find attractive. In the end, Paris realised their relationship simply wasn’t clicking. Paris got to know him and realised he’s not nearly hot enough.”

Earlier this month, Paris and Cristiano spent hours “swapping spit” at Hollywood nightspot MyHouse before driving to her sister Nicky Hilton’s nearby home in West Hollywood at 3am.

A grinning Cristiano was photographed leaving the mansion at 5am. He and Paris met up for a second time less than 24 hours later.

Earlier this week, Cristiano claimed he put an end to their short-lived fling because he was too busy to spend time with Paris.

He said: “She was a really cool girl and we had a great time talking. She lives thousands of miles away and is busy, and I am busy in Madrid so I am not sure if we will be able to see each other. I am just making the most of the short summer I get.”

I can’t even believe that ‘Paris got to know him and realized he wasn’t nearly hot enough.’ Not only can I not believe she would say something so stupid because hours of allowing him to suck on her neck, she couldn’t shut up about how incredibly hot he was and how awesome it was to have panty shots taken with such an enormous sex symbol. Okay, I added that last bit. But, I also didn’t realize that getting to know someone required determining just how truly hot they are. Wonder who she’ll be hooking up with tonight. I hope she turns the dimmer up to full-blast so she can take a good look and truly get to know them before she has another Ronaldo/panty shot incident.

A Day in the Life of Paris

Paris Hilton sure is a busy girl. Not even two days ago, she broke up with her boyfriend of 6 months, Doug Reinhardt which in itself, was a bit of a mess. I think the real story there is that Paris got bored and Dougy didn’t want to let go, since he was first telling E! that the two were doing just fine.

But even if Paris’ reps hadn’t confirmed the split shortly after, which they did, Paris herself confirmed it in her usual Paris fashion. She hooked up with the first hottest thing she saw. And this time it happens to be Cristiano Ronaldo, soccer superstar and supposed sex god. I don’t see the latter and I don’t know anything about soccer so I can’t comment on that one. What I can say is that this I don’t think this bed-hopping by Paris will surprise many. And this panty shot? Even less surprising. From Daily Mail,

“Departing Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo and socialite Paris Hilton are reportedly enjoying the first flushes of romance.
The perma-tanned Portuguese winger has been celebrating news that he has been snapped up by Real Madrid for the eye-watering sum of £80 million by hitting the town in Los Angeles with the American party queen.
Ronaldo, 24, who is single, ‘hung out’ with the newly-single hotel heiress and her younger sister Nicky at the MyHouse nightclub in LA well into the early hours of Thursday morning.
The trio then carried on partying back at Nicky’s plush home in West Hollywood.
Witnesses at the club claim Ronaldo and Paris - who broke up from boyfriend Doug Reinhardt just 24 hours earlier - were seen talking flirtatiously with one another in a VIP area and used bodyguards to block them from the sight of others. They also swapped numbers.
Several celebrity websites in America claim the pair were intimately kissing.
One witness wrote: ‘[She was] hot and heavy, making out with Cristiano at his table.’

Another reported: ‘They were talking to one another and seemed extremely friendly.’
Paris was last night telling friends they were an item, saying: ‘He’s hot, a real athlete - and the chemistry between us was electric.
‘Cristiano’s much better than my ex. He was nothing but a low-paid minor league baseball player.’
Paris is said to have first made a play for the star this time last year at Hollywood club Villa, but he rejected her advances.
She was determined to get her man this time. And what Paris wants, Paris gets,’ a friend told The Sun. ‘She has been telling anyone who will listen that Ronaldo is the hottest thing she has ever seen.’

Why so shy? Ronaldo ducks as he enters Nicky Hilton’s West Hollwood home
And it seems he’d had a change of heart last night, with the nightclub source saying: ‘As soon as he saw Paris, Cristiano kept staring at her and looking her up and down.
‘He went over to her table to say hi - and appeared to be smitten. The two were flirting and laughing together all night. It was as if no woman but Paris existed in the club.

‘Cristiano told Paris all about his new deal with Real Madrid and they toasted his massive new pay packet with Cristal champagne.’

Ronaldo is said to have run up a bar bill of more than £15,000.

They left at 3am going ostentatiously in separate directions, his entourage in a stretch Hummer and then the Hiltons in a people carrier, but not before Paris was overheard giving directions to someone on her mobile.
Ronaldo then arrived at her home alone in a taxi and hurried quickly inside, before leaving two hours later at 5am.”

I guess it’s even less surprising that Paris would now be knocking Doug’s career and how low-paid he was. Just another classy move on Paris’ part. Although Doug isn’t exactly Mr. Class Act either. Since the split he’s been quoted as saying that he’s tired of the ‘media circus surrounding Paris. Please. When they were together, they both molested each other in front of the cameras and they both ate it up with a spoon. Now it’s a circus. It’s really too bad that Doug and Paris broke up, they were perfectly stupid together. I guess we’ll just have to see how Ronaldo turns out. Although if he’s hooking up with Paris, he can’t be all that bright either.

Paris, Paris, Paris

Oh yawn. Really, when is Paris going to realize that she has nothing worthwhile to say and just shut her big yap. It seems that when she’s not busy groping Doug Reinhardt, she’s busy twittering about how she’s sick of all the rumors and now she’s out to debunk the current one - that she was kicked off a friend’s yacht for not being able to keep it in her skirt while at a party with - guess who? Of course, Dougy-Boy. From Pop Crunch,

“Paris Hilton not welcome on a yacht? Puhleeze! The fame-seeking heiress has taken to her MySpace Blog to debunked reorts that she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were kicked off a yacht in Cannes last week for some stomach-turnng public displays of mating.

Paris writes: “That story some tabloid ran about my boyfriend and I on a yacht is such a lie that it’s a joke! That was my good friend’s boat and first of all she would never ask me to leave and second of all I would never do that.”

The heiress goes on to complain about the media creating bogus stories about her. So what else is new? She adds, “It’s so lame that people will just create these crazy stories. I can’t believe the stories people will make up, so gross! I’m so sick of all these false rumors, it’s not fair that writers can get away it. They have no credibility.”

Okay, so people ‘making stories up’ is gross? What exactly then do you call having not one, not two, but three sex tapes?! And they have no credibility? Again, I feel I must go back to the sex tape argument. Seeing as how the story goes that Paris and Doug were kicked off because they tried to get it on in the bathroom of the yacht, I’m totally buying this story despite the fact that it’s no more credible or less disgusting than Paris herself.

Paris is Disgusting

What more can I say? I write this post not because there’s a great story behind it or because there’s any type of scandal but simply because Paris Hilton shows once again just how disgusting she is. I agree with Gossip Rocks, where I found the pic - there is absolutely no reason for kissing anybody in this way at any time. I’m not exactly sure why her tongue’s hanging halfway out her head when it seems that Doug has just started leaning in and I also don’t understand why her hands are on his shoulders like that while she’s all hunched over - it’s just weird! But seriously, put your tongue back in your face! That’s just nasty. Thanks to Gossip Rocks for the pic!

Paris and Doug are Now Fighting with Each Other

They’ve become pretty famous for starting brawls just about everywhere they go but now it seems that Paris and Doug have turned their attention away from bouncers and DJs and have started fighting with each other. It’s unclear whether any actual punches were thrown (or in Paris’ case, wildly waving her hands in the air), but it did get loud and the authorities were called. Not only that but because NOBODY tells Paris what to do without a fight, the cops had to hop the gate at the house when they were refused permission inside. From TMZ via Celebitchy,

“For the second time in less than a week, Paris Hilton turned her new neighborhood upside down — this time cops were called to put an end to a nuclear argument.

It happened at 1 AM this morning. LAPD officers were called to the home of Paris’ BF, Doug Reinhardt. Paris moved in on Monday. Apparently, Paris and Doug had such a screaming argument the neighbors couldn’t sleep.

When cops arrived, we’re told Paris and Doug wouldn’t open the front gate, so they hopped the fence. Paris and Doug opened the door, cops spoke with them and the loud arguing stopped.

A TMZ spy says earlier in the evening, Paris and Doug were at an event in Hollywood and had a pretty intense argument. Apparently, they took it home.”

So it seems all of that house-hunting the two were doing really did add up to something but it may be short-lived if the two are already having screaming matches less than a week into the new living situation. Maybe they have that crazy ‘passionate rage is what keeps us going’ thing happening but I don’t think anyone would be surprised to see this relationship quickly fizzle and fade. Most of what Paris does she does without thinking and while the notion of playing house seems nice, she’s too stupid to realize that there’s more to it than that. And Doug doesn’t seem to be too much smarter either to be able to figure that out.

Doug and Paris Get Into Another Club Brawl

When Paris first started dating Dough Reinhardt I wondered what kind of girl Paris would turn into. She’s been anything from a porn star to a proper princess, depending on the guy she was with and since she clearly doesn’t have her own true identity, I was waiting to see Doug’s emerge. Once it turned out that he also wasn’t too bright, things didn’t bode well for Paris in my eyes. And not only is he stupid, but the dude also likes to fight. So not cool. Apparently though Paris is fine with it because her new style is, ‘I like to dress up like a hooker from the 80s and watch my boyfriend beat the crap out of people.’ Wonderful. Add it to all of Paris’ other not-so-good looks. From US,

“Paris Hilton’s boyfriend Doug Reinhardt got into a fight with a man who tried to grope the heiress at a Los Angeles club Monday.

The two were dancing at H-Wood when an intoxicated male clubgoer approached Hilton and tried to touch her cleavage, a witness tells Usmagazine.com.

“Doug protected his lady and pushed the guy,” adds another source. “That’s when all of Doug’s boys stepped in and beat the crap out of the guy. Then Doug had security kick him out of the club.”

Fellow clubgoers Jessica Alba and Cash Warren - who were dancing alongside Hilton and Reinhardt - were shocked.

“Alba and Cash looked at one another and “were like ‘wow,’” says an onlooker.

(Despite several witnesses, Reinhardt’s rep tells Us, “Doug was not involved in a fight last night.”)

Hilton and Reinhardt didn’t seem bothered by the brawl. They mingled with Brody Jenner around 1:20 a.m. before calling it a night shortly after 2 a.m.”

These two really bother me. Paris really bothers me. This is actually a pretty tame version of the story, and most likely the true one. I’ve read that the fight got so out of hand that Doug was beating and punching people while Paris danced on the tables to her own song. Can you imagine?!? Paris shakin her groove thang while Dear Dougy defends her honor! I think that part of the story was most likely an embellishment but man, is it every fun to picture! Please. I’m so over these two.

Paris and Doug are Shopping for Real Estate

Paris has been busy leading Doug Reinhardt, her newest boy-toy, all over the globe but most recently, she’s kept him right where she feels most at home - in The Hills, of course. It seems that earlier this week, the two were spotted looking at a home in a swanky Beverly Hills neighborhood. The two have not only been busy flying around the world but they’ve also occupied their time by gushing about how much they love, love, love each other. Yep, they’ve been dating for a whole 2 weeks already - or something like that. From E! Online,

“We’re best friends,” Paris told me. “It’s not like we just met. We’ve known each other over the past year. I was in a relationship before and we reconnected. I’m really in love and really happy.”

As for the rumors that the two are engaged, it hasn’t happened yet, but it seems to be in the future for the two. “You never know,” Doug said. “He’s going to be my husband,” Paris giggled.”

Does Paris realize that she’s ‘really in love’ every time she gets a new boyfriend? And that every time, he is the one that she will meet at the end of the aisle? Does she not also realize that as of now, it has yet to happen because she becomes bored easily and tosses them aside like trash? Hopefully Doug isn’t as stupid as his new girlfriend and actually think that this is a lasting thing. He may be moving into some swanky Beverly Hills mansion in the near future with Paris but I bet it’s pretty soon that we see him moving out too! This pic was taken at the mansion they were looking at. I love how Paris seems to be the one actually looking while Doug is just there to agree with whatever Paris wishes - what a good little puppy dog!