BAHAHA! Miley Cyrus Thinks She’s “Deep”!

This is too hysterical! I hope that I can keep my sides from splitting long enough to tell you about it! Miley Cyrus has recently sat down with Teen Vogue and her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, to talk about the movie they’re filming together, The Last Song. In the interview, Miley talks about many things. She touches on their relationship, and auditioning for the part but the best part absolutely has got to be when Miley says that she and Liam are “deeper than other people.”
Oh please. This is someone who’s biggest part has been playing a preteen with an identity crisis, and has been fed by a silver spoon for her entire life. Not to mention the fact that she’s not levelheaded enough to keep pictures of her in her panties out of the media, or those nasty ones of her making fun of Asians by purposely slanting her eyes. Oh yeah, anyone who thinks that’s funny truly knows the meaning of the word “deep.” You can read snippets of the interview and let us know if you think Miley and Liam are “deeper than normal people”, as Miley claims. From Teen Vogue via Celebitchy,
“TEEN VOGUE: Miley, before you went to Georgia to film The Last Song, you had just gotten out of a relationship. How did you change over the next few months?
MILEY CYRUS: In L.A., I had so many security blankets, people helping me with everything. I tried to book my friend a flight, and I didn’t know how because I was used to someone doing it for me. I didn’t want a babysitter anymore. I came to Tybee Island crying harder than I had ever cried in my life—and I left with the biggest smile on my face.TEEN VOGUE: What were your first impressions of each other?
MILEY CYRUS: He’s really tall. I thought, Either I’m going to have to be in heels or standing on something for this entire movie! He definitely showed chivalry: I remember him opening the door for the director, and I was like, Wow.
LIAM HEMSWORTH: I have very good parents (laughs). It was funny—working with Miley was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be. From the first time we read, it was like I had known her before.TEEN VOGUE: So, you had chemistry right away?
MILEY CYRUS: Yeah. I think we’re both deeper than normal people—what they think and how they feel. He’s very grateful for what he has, but he doesn’t let it go to his head. I’m like that too.TEEN VOGUE: How many people did you read with?
MILEY CYRUS: Only three. The audition process is so intense.
LIAM HEMSWORTH: Basically, you’re thrown into a room and judged.
MILEY CYRUS: It’s like American Idol, but worse.TEEN VOGUE: Isn’t that pretty much every day in Los Angeles?
MILEY CYRUS: Uh-huh, but you pay your bills with what they say.
LIAM HEMSWORTH: At the start of this year, I flew to L.A. to do a screen test for a film [Thor] that my brother ended up getting. There are a billion people there trying to do what we do.TEEN VOGUE: You seem very at ease with each other.
MILEY CYRUS: Honestly, people do not always get along on set, so for two people to want to be together this much …TEEN VOGUE: Just you, Liam, and the 3 million fans in Georgia.
MILEY CYRUS: I’m happy to meet them, and it’s flattering, but I couldn’t focus. Can you imagine someone at their office—like at a computer—and people are chanting at them while they’re trying to work?
LIAM HEMSWORTH: The first day, I walked out, and one end of the beach was blocked off for fans—screaming kids. I’d never seen that before. It was quite amazing.
MILEY CYRUS: Sometimes you have to remember, OK, what would I have been like if I had met my favorite singer? It is exciting.TEEN VOGUE: Speaking of music, I read that you’re giving it up?
MILEY CYRUS: The more I make music that doesn’t truly inspire me, the more I feel like I’m blending in with everyone else. So after this next album, I’m taking some time off.TEEN VOGUE: Liam, do you sing?
LIAM HEMSWORTH: I don’t sing well.
MILEY CYRUS: It’s refreshing to work with an actor who isn’t also a singer and dancer and musician and artist and this and that. I’m sick of quadruple threats who do everything when they should stick to one thing.TEEN VOGUE: So he’s just a threat?
MILEY CYRUS: He’s a really freaking good actor is what he is. And he’s cute—so he’s got that.TEEN VOGUE: You guys spent New Year’s in Australia, where Liam is from. Did you have fun?
MILEY CYRUS: I’m used to being in Times Square or something like that, so having a day to chill was awesome. And I got to hang out with his family and friends and see where he grew up.”
Yeah, Miley Cyrus is soooo deep. Deeper than “normal people”, whatever the hell that means. Aren’t celebrities always talking about how they wish people would realize they’re just “normal people?” And then Miley goes and blows any progress they’ve made in one fell swoop. And she talks about how “deep” she is and then goes on to compare her life to American Idol. Oh yeah, real deep. Not only that but then she compares being on a movie set to having an office job! Like I said, oh please. Miley doesn’t have one deep bone in her body – well, except for maybe her vocal chords. Every time I hear that manly voice, a little shudder runs down my back. Now, that’s deep – but it’s about as close as Miley will get to it.


Aaah, I was just thinking the other day that it’s been far too long since I’ve been able to write and rant about Miley Cyrus. Just kidding. I actually do whatever it takes not to think about Miley. And it’s not hard. There’s not a lot there to think about. But then today, this headline comes out that Miley is skanking it up again! This time with her newest boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, who’s 19 years old. I have to say, I am glad that Miley’s kept the age difference to just a couple years and that she’s not dating someone who’s well on his way to manhood.
Where are the parents of the Cyrus girls?!? It’s not bad enough that Miley is out pole dancing and taking her clothes off for any magazine that will ask for it! But now, Miley’s little sister, and I do mean little, is now dressing like a prosti-tot for Halloween! Okay, I’m not exactly sure what the nine-year-old is supposed to be but it’s clear that she’s not supposed to be something that is suitable for a nine-year-old girl!
So all the news these days (or most of the news these days) regarding Miley Cyrus is that she danced around a stripper pole while singing “Party in the USA” at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday. I didn’t report on it at the time because Miley being a tramp is just no longer news. I also saw footage of her dancing around the pole and to be fair, it wasn’t actually all that bad. Not when compared to some of the other stunts she pulled, anyway. Parent groups everywhere though were outraged by the act. Can I just ask, “Why?”
This doesn’t surprise me at all. Miley Cyrus is a single again and now has her sights set on THE biggest player in all of Hollywood - John Mayer. Not only does it make sense to me that Miley would try and chase down a 31-year-old man, but it also doesn’t surprise me that the man in question would be someone who’s known as a skirt chaser. After all, how is Miley going to become even more experienced beyond her years if she doesn’t hook up with someone who’s already slept with lots of women? Is there anything in this story that does surprise me? Yes, actually. I’m quite surprised that her reunion with Nick Jonas ended before we saw a couple of pictures of them in bed together. From National Enquirer via Celebitchy,
When the first Harry Potter movie came out, I wondered what would happen to Daniel Radcliffe. If he would just become this boy who starred in the Potter movies before becoming an unknown, or if this series of movies would fling his acting career into full throttle. At first, it seemed that the former was going to happen. Besides some rumors about him dating Emma Watson, his co-star, there really wasn’t too much written about Radcliffe and I was pretty sure that once all the movies were filmed, that little bit that was written would evolve into absolutely nothing. But as Daniel grows up right before our very eyes, he’s becoming more outspoken about who he is, what his life is like, and what he believes. This latest story comes from
You would think that Miley Cyrus would have learned by now not to take sexual, or racial, pictures of yourself. Preferably not ever, definitely not when you’re 16 but most especially when you’re a very famous 16-year-old. The girl has stripped for magazines, taken pictures of herself in bed with her boyfriend, and also taken some very girly shots in her closet while she was only wearing a t-shirt and underwear. And those are just the ones I know of!\
Miley’s idea of having fun is acting like an adult when you’re still a child. Her parents may not care what she does but there are girls watching this half-wit and thinking that’s how you’re supposed to behave. That’s what having fun is like. Oh, it’s just so wrong. And I’d seriously really like Billy Ray or Tish to come out and make a statement explaining how they can possibly think that this is good parenting. I mean, it’s one thing when you allow your 16-year-old to date and be in bed with a 20-year-old model. It’s not good by any stretch but there wasn’t an outrage about it. Here she’s with a man. A full-grown man who’s much more powerful and much stronger than she is. This time, she and her parents, could have potentially placed her in an incredibly dangerous situation. And that’s just irresponsible on all parts.
Well Miley Cyrus can play the sweet and innocent act all she wants in pretending that her split with Justin Gaston came because both of them were just ‘too busy.’ We all know the truth now and the really confusing part is that it came from Miley’s mouth herself. Does she really not understand how the papers work by this point in her career? Or how people’s feelings work for that matter? When she ‘announced’ the split, (which she didn’t even really), she simply made it seem as though she was here and he was there and it just couldn’t work. Only to run to the papers the next day to gush about her new reunion and how wonderful everyone thinks it is. I don’t understand.