Mariah Carey Tries to Diss Eminem

Mariah Carey seems to think that she can be as brilliant and cutting as Eminem is in his lyrics but, she is wrong. Her and her little whipping boy, Nick Cannon have gotten themselves all up in aflutter over Em’s lyrics in his song Bagpipes from Baghdad, which is on his latest album, Relapse. In the song, Eminem starts off by talking about how he wants Mariah back and how Nick should watch out because Em is going to take his girl and kick his ass too. So of course, because Nick is a nobody who thinks he’s somebody, he gets his back up about it and blogs endlessly about how he’s going to get back at Eminem. Ooohhh, I’m sure Em’s scared. Then, people turned to Mariah for her response.

Ok, let me just say that not only has Mariah come out and addressed the issue but she’s done it in the stupidest way possible! The first time someone asked her about it, it was TMZ and when the subject was broached, Mariah’s bodyguards looked like they were ready to topple the reporters and quickly shushed them. Mariah meanwhile, made some stupid comment about how she doesn’t eat candy (when Eminem’s name was mentioned) and then she tried to slither into her limousine, even though she’s far too big a girl to slither anywhere.

All of that happened awhile back. Now though, it seems that Mariah has had some time to think about it and she’s ready for her comeback! And, it’s about as lame as her husband/whipping boy’s was. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“Looks like Mariah Carey has gotten her revenge against Eminem.

MARIAH CAREY takes aim at ex-boyfriend EMINEM in her latest music video “Obsessed” - by dressing as the rapper.
Eminem rapped about Carey — who he has said he briefly dated in 2001 — in his song “Bagpipes from Baghdad.”

The tune’s lyrics include: “You’re so lame….Ooh boy, why you so obsessed with me? Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn’t impress/Last man on the earth/still couldn’t get this.”

And Carey continues her tirade against the rapper by trading in her glamorous looks to appear as a man with a striking resemblance to Eminem, wearing an oversized sweatshirt, baseball cap and baggy sweatpants for the video clip, which was filmed in New York on Monday.”

BAHAHAHAHAHA! Mariah Carey has managed to make herself look like an ass once again! Dressing up in Slim Shady’s clothes, does not make you look like Slim Shady! Never mind the fact that Eminem does not look like that and the fact that he is not that fat, but she’s making this big ‘dig’ at Eminem long, long after the fact! It’s not a good dig, it makes her look like an idiot and if she really didn’t care about Eminem, she certainly wouldn’t include him in a video.

I hope Mariah and Eminem never get back together, or whatever they were doing, because that’s still unclear too. But - let me just clear one thing up. Eminem does start that song by talking about how he wants Mariah back. But if you keep listening, he also says that Nick can have her and Eminem calls her some pretty harsh names. When Eminem did it though, it was hysterical, it was off-the-cuff and it was brilliant. When Mariah and Nick both did it, it was a desperate grab for attention.

Another Celebrity Feud with Eminem

It’s no secret that Eminem makes no secret of who he has a problem with. Whether he be cursing people out in his lyrics or simply straight up dissin’ em in an interview, Em’s got a way of letting people know just what he thinks and he don’t really give two toots what you have to say about it. That may be so but Nick Cannon has come running to the aid of his helpless wife, Mariah Carey, to defend her honor and tell Em to back off, stay away from his wife, stop talking about her in his lyrics, and I really think Nick alludes to the fact that he wants to see Em out by the bike racks after school.

All of this ranting and raving because Eminem has spoken out about how he’s going to steal Mariah away from Nick. Apparently, Eminem was once close to the Girl Who Makes Me Gag and wants her back. Obviously, Nick, Mariah’s husband, has some issues with that and he took to his blog, like all good little celebrities do these days, to vent out his frustration on Em. I warn you, it’s long and it’s juvenile. The blog post comes from Celebitchy, who happened to get ahold of it before Nick took it off his website. Guess he realized that in a face-off with Eminem, he’d look pretty wimpy and end up losing. From Celebitchy,

“Well, well, well. Fresh off the plane with my wife from our second honeymoon on the beautiful secluded islands of the Maldives and what do I find in my email box? A mediocre (at best) Eminem record that sounds like it was written in 2001. At first I thought it was old material that had been dug up from when dude “fantasized” about having a pretend fling with Mariah. I was thinking to myself, “Hey that was before me so it is really none of my business, so I’m going to give him a pass.”

So as I continued to semi enjoy Marshall’s rhyme scheme and flow, I mean let’s be honest dude used to be incredible. He was a witty lyrist with dope delivery and timing. Some even say, one of the best to ever do it. I had nothing but respect for this dude. But all of a sudden I hear my name in the verse! My first reaction was like, “This is his new shit??? Wow, that’s too bad…” Then I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. That’s some real middle school shit right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey! LOL!

So as I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as y’all know, I don’t take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man shit I’m instantly like, I got to get at this Lame. I know it’s only entertainment and I’m all for freedom of speech. But I’m from the school of thought where if you are tough enough to talk shit, you got to be tough enough to deal with the consequences that come with tough guy shit talking! Then the little angel on my shoulder said, “No Nicholas, there is no need to play into his negativity. He is just a troubled soul yearning for the lost spotlight. You must be Christ like and turn the other cheek”

But then the dude on the other shoulder said, “ What Nigga?! Is you scared?! You can’t let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton shit! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!”

Then, without listening to either one of the voices on my shoulders, I analyzed the situation from a logical perspective. Am I going to battle Eminem and try to out rap him? No, that would be stupid. The dude is nice on the mic. Even though nowadays he lacks substance, rapping about when he used to be hot. Like when Al Bundy gloats about his High school football prime.

Then I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass? But that might have just been the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL. Even though most people don’t know that I’m nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude. He clearly has been picked on all his life and I would hate to add to his deep-rooted pain. As we all know he has had a hard life and has major insecurity issues and is very confused and unhappy with himself. So a guy like that doesn’t really need another ass whoopin, he needs a hug. We should really pray for his troubled heart.

So just when the good guy in me is about to emerge and shine through, something hits me… Something bigger than rap beefs, something bigger than jealousy infused insults, something bigger than lackluster attention seeking punchlines, something bigger than artistic expression. I realized, that this so-called man has just disrespected and slanderized one of the world’s most significantly influential artists, one of the most notable BLACK females of our time, the incredibly cherished, globally loved and world-embraced woman of color, Mariah Carey!

Some people may not realize or tend to forget that my wife is a Black woman. And she has had enough difficulty in her life dealing with racial and ethnicity issues. Believe it or not, Mariah is the same racial mixture as our beloved president Barack Obama. [Black Father + White Mother= BLACK]

Maybe I’m going too far, but I thought we got passed the days where white men could spew vulgar obscenities at our beautiful queens and get away with it. What’s next? Are we going to let this trash say something horrible about our lovely first lady, Mrs. Michelle Obama? Or would Marshall have talked sideways out of his neck like this about Oprah Winfrey? This act of racist bigotry cannot go unnoticed. Calling my wife a “cunt” and a “whore” is way worse than anything Don Imus could have ever said. So trust, repercussions will be served. Anybody got Al Sharpton’s number?! LOL

Let’s not forget about Eminem’s amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans Nigger and how he hates “Black Bitches”. How did we let him get away with that in the first place?! He is a natural born racist in disguise. Someone tell this coward that he finally barked up the wrong tree. For his entire career he strategically only tried to beef with people he could bully. I mean, what real man picks fights with women? Real MC’s battle other real MC’s. Ask Nas, ask Jay Z, you didn’t see them starting beefs with women! That is truly some punk shit!

So I’m putting this out there now. Marshall Mathers, you need to holler at me on some grown man shit. Man to man, let’s meet up and deal with this like adults. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here Pimp!

Your blatant disrespect not just to Black women but ALL women in general must stop. You are a despicable excuse for a man. I can’t even see how you can call yourself a father! Imagine if someone said half the stuff you say about women to your daughter, Hayley. (And I’m pretty sure they will because you got it coming Marshall.) That’s how Karma works.

You sold your little records and made a little bit of change but now you are stepping in the wrong territory. You may have been able to rape and pillage our artform like an old school Caucasian con man and nobody said anything because we respected your talent, but now you’ve made the ultimate mistake. Don’t you know that the black woman is the foundation and the strongest force in our culture? Take notes homey, Elvis would have never disrespected Aretha Franklin or Diana Ross. You were supposed to just do your little song and dance, make your little racist money and call it a day. But no, you had to dishonor the black man’s most precious counterpart.

I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] That’s what I do all day Bitch!

So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!”

Seriously?!? All of this because Em made some comments? IT’S EMINEM! He’salways making comments. It’s what gets him going and the more you feed into it, the more he’s going to throw at you. Don’t get me wrong, I love the way Em trashes celebs in his lyrics and I think it’s part of what makes him so brilliant. As for Em’s talent? Does Nick think that he’s joking when he talks about Em being ‘washed up’ or ‘mediocre’? I have no idea what track Nick was listening to at the time but I’m pretty sure the word ‘mediocre’ is not in Eminem’s vocabulary. Nick Cannon obviously has no idea what he’s talking about and is just showing once again how he’s Mariah’s whipping boy and will never be famous for anything more. What actually upsets me the most is that Eminem may truly want to get back with Mariah and that thought just frightens me. Don’t do it, Em! You could do so much better than that talentless and trashy has-been!

Looks Like Mariah and Nick Made It!

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are officially out of the honeymoon period and into a real marriage as they celebrated their 1-year anniversary last night with their closest friends at the Palm’s Palace in Las Vegas. The celebration, which was much more public than their secret wedding last April, sounds like it was a huge lavish affair complete with a tiered wedding-style cake and a video Nick made for Mariah filled with their most special moments, which was said to have reduced Mariah to tears. I don’t know, do you think she’s crying because she’s so overjoyed at the love she has for husband or do you think it’s because she’s thinking about how she should’ve chosen a dress that covered her properly?

I have to say that I really am surprised that the couple has lasted this long. I gave it 6 months top when they got married last year and whatever they do and wherever they’re seen it really does seem as though they are very happy with each other. Thanks to Pop Crunch for the pic and caption.

Mariah’s Got to Blame Something on That Dress!

I often wonder if Mariah Carey looks at herself in a mirror before she leaves her house and apparently, she has proven me correct by showing us all that she in fact, does not. She was out this past Sunday at Easter brunch with her husband and whipping boy, Nick Cannon and it seems that some generous paparazzi took a snapshot to remember the joyous occasion. It was then that Mariah saw the horrifying dress she had chosen to wear and then decided that she would blame ‘pregnancy rumors’ on this horrible wardrobe choice. Of course, Mariah had been in the middle of these rumors anyway lately but I didn’t anyone hear reporting that they saw a ‘bump’ and then showing these pics. I think Mariah just really needs an excuse for dressing so badly. From US,

“Mariah Carey insists she is not pregnant: She was just wearing a bad outfit.

On Easter Sunday, Carey was Carey was photographed in a tight, peach dress with husband Nick Cannon.

Blogs soon began speculating that she was pregnant.

“I don’t know what was worse, the bleak angles and bright peach dress … or the b.s. commentary/blogs,” she says (via Twitter).

Although “Nick looked cute” in the photos, she says she “could’ve definitely lived without” seeing the pictures. (She also admits that her “dress and hair” were not suitable for the “red carpet.”)

She added, “And if I gained a few pounds.. my trainers back living with me again.”

I don’t see anything that resembles a baby bump in this pic and as for what’s worse, what can I tell you Mariah? I think the only thing that’s worse than all of us talking about how freakin ugly that dress is, is the fact that you chose to wear it in the first place! I wouldn’t go blaming us.

Oh the Horror! Little Mariah’s may be on the way!

She has just fought off her own onslaught of pregnancy rumors and now it goes, according to the National Enquirer that Mariah Carey is snap-snapping her fingers and forcing little Nicky-boy to go get some invasive testing done at a fertility clinic. So this means that though she may not have a tiny little Glitter baby in her oven now, she may very soon. This just is not good news. Not unless Mariah has grown up A-LAW-HOT since her last remarks about children, which included saying that she would feel violated if she ever had children. And now she’s doing whatever she can to have one, including going the extra mile after trying the old fashioned way for a year. Say it isn’t so! From Pop Crunch,

“Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey have sought the help of fertility specialist in their quest to become pregnant.

The 28-year-old rapper and his divalicious wife, 39, who will celebrate their first wedding anniversary next month, were spied leaving the Southern California Reproductive Center in Beverly Hills hand and hand on Feb. 18.

According to The National Enquirer, the fertility clinic specializes in in vitro fertilization and has been used by celebrities like Jennifer Lopez and Nicole Richie.

“Mariah and Nick are trying anything and everything to conceive,” a spywitness claims. “After almost a year of trying the natural way they visited a fertility clinic to help make their baby dream come true. Mariah turns 39 this month, and she really wants to give birth before her 40th birthday.”

The tabloid spy adds, “Mariah has cut out fast food and junk food. She’s also taking prenatal vitamins and nutritional supplements.”

If this story is to be believed, I guess it would mean that there is no trouble in Mariah and Nick’s paradise. But if it’s true,it also means that there’s soon going to be trouble for the rest of us. Could you imagine the diva-dom that would come with that pregnancy? Ugh. And she wouldn’t stop walking around in those blasted black spandex pants and shirts, even when she was reaching the end and about to pop. Yes, this spells disaster for so, so many reasons.

Nick is Once Again Mariah’s Beotch!

I sort of feel sorry for Nick Cannon. For whatever reasons, he fell in love with Mariah Carey and ever since, has become the laughingstock of Hollywood. Not only just for dating her, let alone marrying her, but because it’s become a running joke that Mariah does treat Nick like either an assistant or a child and in this case, it seems to be the latter.

Mommy Mariah has chosen a good gig for Nick that will let her keep an eye on him while making sure he’s bringing in some of that dough too. Because really, she can’t be expected to fund that lingerie closet all on her own. (She really has one. I saw it on Cribs and it is HUGE! yuck) Anyways, it sounds like Mariah’s commands are that Nicky-baby get a nice, quiet, solid job hosting a lame-ass show instead of doing what he truly wants and loves. For obvious reasons, Nick is taking issue with this. From Pop Crunch,

“Tabloid tattles claim Nick is afraid taking a job held by Regis Philbin and Jerry Springer could make him an even bigger of jokes in the entertainment industry and he only accepted the position after persistent urging from his wife. The former rapper even fears Madame Butterfly, 37, may have used her influence as a pop icon to snag the post for him.

“Nick thinks Mariah may have pulled strings to with Simon Cowell and FremantleMedia, the show’s producers, to land him the job,” says an Enquirer insider, who adds that “Mariah insisted it would be a great opportunity. She told Nick it would raise his visibility tremendously and could be a springboard for other things.”

Nick, who is afraid of appearing “over the hill” before he’s even 30, isn’t so sure.

“Nick has wanted desperately to carve out a niche for himself, but Mariah didn’t want him to leave her side to do DJ jobs in Las Vegas and other places. As far as she is concerned, hosting America’s Got Talent will keep him busy and out of trouble.”

I do think deciding to take this job will end up badly for Nick. Not because I don’t enjoy the show and not because I think there’s anything wrong with hosting it. I do think there’s something wrong with being a grown man and not being able to make your own decisions. I keep wondering when this marriage is going to fall apart just because Mariah’s so, well, Mariah. I don’t think anyone should be forced to deal with her for long periods of time. But he seems to keep hanging in there. Like I said, for whatever reasons.

Mariah and Nick are Happy!

I think when Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon this past spring, most of us would have been very surprised if it lasted longer than 6 months. But apparently, the two are very happy together and were just seen out this past weekend looking for a new abode for themselves. I guess those pregnancy rumors will be laid to rest, at least for a little while. There doesn’t seem to be a lot of room for a bump in that outfit that Mariah’s wearing which, I must say is a fairly layered and covered look that I didn’t realize the Glitter star was familiar with. And although Carey has mainly become known for her love life and whether or not she’s going to have children, she is also starting to re-make a name for herself. Because, let’s face it, whether you like her or not, she really lost her credibility there for a little while. This is what Gossip Girls says about the star’s most recent success,

“They’ve been riding high on marital bliss ever since their wedding last year. And yesterday Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were spotted looking for a new love nest.

The “Always Be My Baby” singer and her hunky husband took to the streets of North Hollywood in search of a perfect place to call home.
And from the looks of it, these two aren’t interested in anything less than the best, as they checked out a few amazing properties before calling it quits.

Usually known for her singing, Mariah’s new film “Push” was a big hit at the Sundance Film Festival, taking home the Audience Award as well as the Grand Jury Award.”

I must be feeling generous today because I’m actually sort of happy for her. Or maybe I’m just happy that she doesn’t seem to be procreating just yet. Either way, Mariah and Nick are happy with each other and those who made the six-month bet might just want to recast their bet. I don’t know if these two will make it to happily ever after but they’re doing just fine for now.

Mariah Proves Once Again She’s a Janet-Wannabe

It’s no secret that ever since she burst onto the music scene at some unfortunate time in the 1990s, Mariah Carey has done everything she could to copy Janet Jackson’s image. She wore the tight, black spandex and the big, hoop earrings and I’m sure that she would have spent much more time in choreography if she weren’t so *ahem* deficient in that area. Now Mariah seems to be taking cues from her idol once again as she plays coy with the media whether or not she’s pregnant. It began as a silly rumor and then turned more serious when she appeared on Ellen and refused to directly answer the question or take a sip of champagne. And now, a la Janet, Mariah has cancelled all of her upcoming tour dates. From Celebitchy,

“Mariah Carey’s pregnancy rumors refuse to go away as she has reportedly scrapped plans for a forthcoming tour to prepare for her first child.

Carey has been dogged by speculation she is expecting since marrying Nick Cannon earlier this year, but she frequently refuses to confirm the reports.

And the rumors were fueled after insiders told the New York Daily News that the star had pulled all plans for an upcoming string of concerts because she is pregnant.

A source tells the publication, “Costume designers and dancers were all called Wednesday and told the tour is off.

“Most were hysterically crying because they were relying on her for a paycheck this holiday season.”

However, a representative for Carey refutes the claims: “I have not been told she’s pregnant.”

Yep at a time when the economy’s tough, not even costume designers and dancers can rely on a steady paycheck. Do I think Mariah’s pregnant? I don’t know and I don’t much care. I do hate it when stars act this way with the media, and if I ever hear of Janet or Mariah complaining about the media being too intrusive, I might just snap. Whether or not either of them are pregnant, they are being complete media whores and if there’s one thing I despise about celebrities, it’s attention seeking.

Nick Cannon Won’t be Mariah’s Whipping Boy Anymore

Wasn’t it just last week that Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey were holding their fabulous impromptu wedding that we all knew was pretty much for shock factor. Well it hasn’t taken long for Mr. Cannon to grow tired of being Ms. Diva’s whipping boy anymore. From the sounds of it, Nick is extremely tired of pampering Mariah wherever she goes, whatever she does. While it seems sweet at first, it does look like he is quickly just becoming part of the crew. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“With his wife wearing the pants in the relationship, Nick is rapidly gaining a reputation as the most whipped man in Hollywood, something that naturally doesn’t sit to well with him, a source tells OK!.

“He’s basically around to attend to her diva-ish ways,” the source says.

Shortly after arriving in Oahu, Hawaii, where Mariah was filming her new video for “I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time,” Nick, 27, diligently played the part of personal assistant. He dashed off to buy her gifts at Tiffany & Co. and Louis Vuitton, and when his 39-year-old bride hurt herself during the shoot, he was right by her side.

“He helped Mariah out of the pool,”an eyewitness tells OK!. “She looked like she was going to cry.” Meanwhile, Mariah is taking charge of another aspect of her hubby’s life: his career!

“Nick had signed on to perform at a sweet-sixteen party before he and Mariah got married,” an insider tells OK!“But now Mariah needs to oversee and approve his career moves. There’s no more silly Wild ’N Out, or small-time gigs. She wants him to do big venues and projects. She definitely wears the pants.”

It does certainly sound as though this is not a marriage made in heaven. However as an interesting side note, I think any husband should help their wife out of the pool if she’s hurt and that upset about it. There’s no talk of divorce yet but I’m thinkin that if Mariah can’t stop treating her husband like an assistant and start treating him like an equal partner, it won’t be long before Mariah’s second marriage ends up in Splitsville.