Michael’s Not the Only Lohan Who Needs Some Attention

I’m so sick of hearing about the Lohan family. Honestly, I defended Lindsay for as long as I could, but even I turned my back on her when she became a crazy person banging down hotel room doors at all hours of the night. And that weird thing she did to her lips didn’t help her in my books either. And really, I don’t even know why she’s still such major news. When was the last time she did a movie? When was the last time she did anything but shop? Oh that’s right. It was a very, very long time ago. And that’s because she’s a crackbag who can’t show up to work on time or even do her job properly when she’s there.

Well now, Lindsay has taken to Twitter to knock down rumors that Samantha Ronson ever hit her. Okay seriously. If I’m confused as to why we’re still talking about Lindsay, then I’m absolutely baffled as to why we’re still talking about her lesbian lover that she broke up with last April!! But alas, here we are. And for the record, Samantha DID NOT hit Lindsay. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“The 23-year-old actress took to micro-blogging website twitter to blast suggestions her on/off girlfriend has ever been abusive to her. She tweeted: “This is become a bit much*Samantha R never raised a hand to me, I’ve never said she did* Enough is Enough. Focus on other more important… World issues (sic).” Samantha, 32, then thanked Lindsay for refuting the claims.

She wrote on twitter: “Thank you for clearing that up. The high road was giving me a nose bleed! “To ANYONE who perpetuates this rumour accusing me of being violently abusive after Lindsay has denied it: I WILL take legal action. (sic).”

Ooh…big, bad threats from the has-been. Whatever. In other Lindsay news, she has recently been fired from yet another job. And just what is that job? A prostitute. Sorry, a classy prostitute. I’m not kidding. Lindsay was set to go to a Viennese ball tonight but got held up at the airport when she was late because she was shopping. Big surprise. She did ask the plane to wait for her, but that would cost $22,000 and Linds didn’t have enough money on her credit card. Maybe she shouldn’t shop so much. And, not only did she miss being a whore for the evening, but when she was still set to go, she ordered that all booze be kept out of her sight. That’s nice. When you can’t resist temptation just because you looked at it. Not even when you’re being paid $150K to do it. What a loser. This is the goods on that story from Allie is Wired,

“Now that Lindsay Lohan’s career has bottomed out at the straight to DVD bargain bin, she has moved on to high class hookin’.
She had an easy $150,000 date deal and blew it by spending too much time following the drug sniffing dogs around at the airport looking for a hook up.

Lohan arrived at her flight gate at LAX 2 hours late and expected to giggle her way onto the plane. The plane waited, but demanded a $22,000 carrier fee.

“According to the possibly truth-stretching—but then again, possibly not—Lugner, Lohan missed her plane from Los Angeles to London after a shopping spree ran overtime. Apparently, what the starlet lacked in funds to hold the flight, the billionaire lacked in inclination, resulting in her no-show.

“She wanted to pay it, but her card’s credit limit was not high enough,” Lugner said of the would-be $22,000 fee.”

The geezer has a 20 year old girlfriend, but has his daughter pick out headline making celebs to accompany him to the ball every year. Pamela Anderson attended the 2003 gala on his arm. Paris Hilton also accepted the paid proposition and hitched her boobs into an actual asset covering gown.
Part of their deal also requested all the booze be hidden. That I am not making up. Mini bars in her suite were emptied and mineral water was being pushed over cocktails.”

So there ya have all the Lindsay drama for today. Wait for tomorrow’s story when we hear about how Lindsay will also claim that she was never molested by her dog. I guess we’re all on the edge of our seats until then.

Michael Lohan Will Do Anything for Publicity

So we all know Michael Lohan is a douche, right? He’s a douche to his kid, Lindsay, he’s a douche to his ex-wife, Dina, and he’s a douche to just about everyone in his life. The only people, in fact, that Michael Lohan is not a douche to, are the media. He truly will do anything to get the spotlight back on him and this latest violation in a restraining order makes me wonder if it wasn’t just a case of Mikey-boy getting an itch for headline. So, we’ll throw him a bone.

What’s most interesting about this story isn’t actually that Michael Lohan, a.k.a. The Douche, broke the restraining order that his ex-girlfriend, Erin Muller, had in place against him. The fact that he made a phone call to her at work only told me that this wasn’t a physical threat or attempt to actually speak to her at all, but was in fact just a cry for attention. What interested me was the fact that during the course of the story, I found out that Michael is dating Kate Major, who was also linked to The Douche II, Jon Gosselin, previously. And I also think Kate was probably going to be a part of that weird divorced mens’ club group that Jon and Michael were planning on starting together. But I couldn’t swear on that one. Here are the details about the restriction violation, and Kate’s role in it all, from Radar Online,

“Michael Lohan has been arrested again following another alleged run-in with his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller.

Despite Lohan’s many protests that he is “moving on” with his life and is over Muller, even going so far as to plan a move in with new girlfriend Kate Major, he has allegedly been trying to make contact with Muller, calling her at her work last Thursday – a direct violation of the restraining order Muller has against him.

Lohan was arrested by Nassau County Police Thursday and booked for criminal contempt. He is due in court February 25th.

Joan Eames, Public Information officer at Nassau County Police Department confirmed Lohan’s arrest. Going on to say he was arrested for, “Criminal contempt of his Order of Protection.”

RadarOnline.com contacted Lohan who completely denies contacting, or attempting to contact Muller. And goes on to state that his ex-girlfriend has her very own upcoming arrest pending.

Lohan tells RadarOnline.com “Erin lied and pressed charges. She is being arrested again in NY City and Nassau County 2nd Precinct.”

“Erin said I called her but she lied because she heard I was in Costa Rica instead. I have proof and she doesn’t.”

Going on to claim, “Her lawyer asked for money to drop the charges. How is it that I have proof and she doesn’t?”

Michael Lohan is just so damned whiny it drives me crazy! And how creepy are these people? Kate Major couldn’t make headlines with Jon and so now, having abandoned her job and most likely her life, she’s shackin up with the creepiest man in the world? What exactly, are we supposed to think about her? And as for Erin Muller’s part in all of this, I don’t blame her. If any one of these people came anywhere close to me, I’d immediately get a restraining order on all of them.

Who Is Lindsay Dating?

It seems that every newspaper, magazine, tabloid, and blog in the land needs to pair Lindsay Lohan with someone, anyone these days. The reports of who Lindsay is dating range from cute to just plain weird. And most of them, probably just plain untrue. Here are three of the most current rumors and we’ll see if you can guess correctly at who Lindsay’s dating. (Cause I sure don’t have a clue!)

The first comes from Gossip Center, who claim that Lilo is dating Kevin Connolly, who plays Eric Murphy on the HBO show Entourage. According to this rumor, it’s nothing serious as of yet but the two have been seeing each other for a few weeks now. From Gossip Center,

“The “I Know Who Killed Me” actress has been linked to “Entourage” stud Kevin Connolly as of late after hooking up at an after-hours party thrown by Leonardo DiCaprio last month.
An inside source told InTouch, “Lindsay and Kevin have been sneaking around. It’s not serious yet, but they seem to have some sort of physical connection.”

Another gal pal revealed, “Lindsay isn’t sure what’s going to happen, so for now she wants to keep things quiet.”

I would love to see Lilo hook up with Kevin Connolly. That’s mostly because I think Connolly is super cute and he keeps things pretty low-pro most of the time so dating someone as high-pro and dramatic as Lindsay Lohan, we’d be sure to see much more of him.

And that brings us to the other high-pro, super high-drama, and super high-maintenance celebrity that Lindsay has also been linked with recently – John Mayer. Whenever I hear of anyone hooking up with John Mayer I want to wretch. Partly because it does mean we’ll have to hear more about him but mostly because I can’t believe anyone would be so stupid as to get mixed up with him. And I don’t even think he’s good looking! This one comes from Gossip Rocks,

“Lindsay Lohan has sparked rumours she is romancing John Mayer.
The troubled actress appears to be moving on from her on/off girlfriend Samantha Ronson after she was seen flirting with the musician on Monday night.

Lohan and renowned womaniser Mayer partied at a private table at New York nightclub Butter, where they danced until 3am.

“She would follow his every move,” a source told E! News. “He would dance with the waitresses and then come back. She was way into it.”

Mayer was downing shots of Belvedere vodka, but Lohan – who has battled addictions to alcohol and drugs – stayed sober.

It is not known if the pair left the club together, but Lohan sent an online message to Mayer the following morning.

The 23-year-old Hollywood star wrote on Mayer’s Twitter account: “shhhhhhhhhhhhhh butter-face (sic)”

That whole thing is just sort of gross. But we move away from the Mayer rumors and on to the most unbelievable. This scandalicious rumor has Lindsay Lohan making out in a nightclub with Cash Warren. That’s right, the same Cash Warren that is Jessica Alba’s husband. I am really not putting too much stock in this story. I mean really, nothingLindsay could do would surprise me I don’t think but, I can’t see Cash stepping out on his wife and little baby girl like that. It sounds like Bump Shack, which ran the story, isn’t buying it either.

“After Tiger Woods’ multiple affairs story, nothing should really surprise us anymore. Actress Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba’s husband Cash Warren have been caught making out at the Hollywood Club Villa last month (November 19), according to US Weekly.

A source claims Lindsay and Cash were so into each other that they just started French kissing right in front of their friends. ‘”It was raw. They were not shy,” said the so-called “source.” It’s kind of hard to believe Cash would do something like that in public with such a troubled star like Lindsay. The timing of the story is also a bit odd and unless they actually come up with some photographic evidence we are not buying it!”

Yeah, with everyone having a cell phone these days, and all cell phones having a camera built into them, I’m sure no one could have snapped one pic of the two making out. I agree with Bump Shack, I’m gonna need hard evidence on this one.

So, do you think you know who Lindsay’s dating? Is there someone in this mix that you would prefer? I’m voting for Kevin Connolly and to me, he sounds the most believable too. Although it wouldn’t surprise me if Lilo and John Mayer started going together either.

Were Lindsay and Heath Dating when He Died?

I can’t believe that Michael Lohan would stoop so low. Okay, I can. No I can’t. I can’t believe that anyone would drag someone who has passed away into one of many family fights. By now we all know that Michael Lohan is being his usual douche bag self and selling any taped conversations that he and his daughter, Lindsay Lohan, had to everyone and anyone who will take them. This is bad enough. Really, who the hell tapes conversations that they have with their kid? But he’s taken it to a whole new level now by dragging Heath Ledger into it. Does he have no idea what the word ‘respect’ means?! Okay, forget I said that.

Radar Online now has a taped conversation in which Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s mom tells Michael that Lilo was dating Heath Ledger when he died, even though that relationship was secret. And according to the tapes, Lindsay was pretty messed up when he died. Well, yeah. Hell, I was pretty messed up when Heath Ledger passed away! I think everyone was! The point is, I don’t understand why this matters, or how Michael Lohan thinks that leaking the tapes is going to help his daughter. Mind you, Radar Online hasn’t stated whether Michael gave them the tapes or not but, come on. I think we all know how those tapes fell onto the Radar website. From US,

“At the time of his untimely death in January 2008, actor Heath Ledger was romantically involved — in secret — with Lindsay Lohan. So says her mother, Dina, in an undated, recorded phone conversation with Michael Lohan, her ex-husband and Lindsay’s father.
In a newly revealed recording at Radar, Dina tells Michael that their eldest daughter “was dating Heath when he died . . . I don’t know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends, very, very close.”

And Ledger’s death devastated the actress, now 23. “That f***ed her up,” her mother says.

Ledger died at age 28 on January 22, 2008 from an accidental, toxic combination of prescription drugs; he had recently separated from girlfriend, actress Michelle Williams, mother of their daughter Matilda, now 4.
Understandably, the presence of the self-destructive Brokeback Mountain actor made Dina Lohan nervous for her own child’s fate.

“When she’s drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking,” she tells her ex-husband on the tape.

She also expresses concerns about Lindsay’s then-relationship with Samantha Ronson, and wonders if her daughter has the wherewithal to walk away. “It’s very easy for a rational person to say. But for an irrational person who has a problem with her DNA and alcohol and Adderall and asthma and every other things she’s got wrong with her.”
For her part, Lindsay Lohan has recently criticized her father for leaking other tapes of private phone conversations. “He’s disgusting to do this,” she wrote on Twitter. “It really hurts my mom for me and my siblings.”

(Radar has not confirmed whether Michael Lohan provided this newest recording.)”

My question is this – why does this matter? I would certainly be able to see Lindsay dating Heath. They both liked to party, they both liked to hang around the same people (the fellow partiers of Hollywood), and they were both actors, both around the same age. But I really fail to see how bringing this to light now is going to help Michael reunite with his daughter, or what it even matters. I’m sure that Lindsay was incredibly messed up over Heath’s death, whether they were dating or not. She’s just a messed up kind of girl. But she is right about one thing. Her dad is disgusting to do this.

Michael Lohan Should Take Lessons from Jamie Spears

I hate to lump Michael Lohan’s name in with Jamie Spears when it comes to celebrity dads but sadly, when people hear the word ‘conservatorship’, they automatically think of Britney Spears and the legal hold that her dad still has over her. Unfortunately for Michael Lohan, that was a case of a father actually seeing that his daughter was in trouble and wanting to help her. It’s unfortunate for the ultimate schmuck of dads because Michael is now seeking to gain the same type of conservatorship over his daughter Lindsay. Of course, this enraged Lindsay and she went straight to Twitter to state her case. From Gossip Center,

“Having spent the Halloween holiday in Morocco, Lindsay Lohan made sure to fit in a little time to lash out at her dad, Michael Lohan, via her Twitter account.

The “Mean Girls” actress made her comments after reports surfaced claiming that her attention-loving dad was trying to gain conservatorship over her affairs and is shopping around personal taped family conversations.

Of the situation, LiLo tells, “My father is a lunatic & doesn’t even deserve such a title since he’s never been around in my life other than when he’d threaten me & my family. He should be where he has always put himself after verbally abusing and physically abusing people all my life-behind bars.”

Continuing on, Miss Lohan adds, “It’s so sad to get a phone call from my baby sister just now asking, ‘why is daddy doing this?’ Through tears. He’s crossed the lines & hurt me & my family 4 the last time.”

I have to say, Lindsay Lohan was once headed for trouble and now she’s knee-deep in it. I definitely do think that someone needs to step in at this point to try and help the girl out but I am also quite positive that person should not be Michael Lohan. If this is true, it would be the ultimate slap in the face to her, if any court were crazy enough to grant it, which is a whole other story in itself.

Are Balty and Lilo Hooking Up?

Did Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson break up? I mean, I know they broke up. About 437 times. But, have they broken up again? Because, according to this article from Bump Shack, they have. And not only has Lindsay lost the major love in her life but, she’s also found a new one. Apparently. I don’t take rumors of hookups very seriously unless I’ve heard them a lot (in which case I will still only start considering it), or unless I have already heard that one person in question has already broken up with their known partner. Which isn’t the case here. Not for Lilo anyway. Last I heard, she and Sam were still happily screaming at each other from the top of their lungs through hotel room doors. Guess not. Because apparently, Lindsay has found a new love and he’s every bit as trashy as she is. He is Balthazar Getty. Yep, I said trashy, didn’t I? From Bump Shack,

“‘Brothers & Sisters’ star Balthazar Getty and Lindsay Lohan have been recently caught getting hot and cozy at Voyeur night club in West Hollywood. The two arrived at the club together sneaking in through backdoor and were all over each other leaving less than half an hour later.

The 34 year-old actor recently ended his extra-marital affair with fellow actress Sienna Miller, who he had been dating for more than a year. Balthazar announced his separation from his wife Rosetta Millington with whom he has four children back in July 2008 but they still haven’t filed for divorce which legally means he is still a married man.”

The married thing I really don’t have a problem with in this case. Rosettaand Balthazar’s divorce is imminent and I really don’t see Rosetta taking him back after he made such a mockery of their marriage with Sienna Miller. But, I really don’t see what these two could possibly have in common. Except for the fact that Hollywood has dubbed them with some pretty gross nicknames. But, Balthazar is old and kind of creepy-looking. Lindsay is young and well okay, kind of creepy-looking. Balthazar is also used to chasing after all the tramps on the beach while Lindsay is more accustomed to being the tramp on the beach. What kind of leg could this relationship have to stand on?

I’m not saying it’s true, I’m not saying it’s not true. I’m just saying that this is a story that is now being reported and if it is true, I think it’s gross. And weird. And something that will never, ever last.

Michael and Lindsay Both have Such a Way With Words

The Lohans are quite a bunch, aren’t they? Lindsay keeps publicly telling her dad, Michael to shut the hell up and Michael keeps publicly talking about, well, anything really. This time Michael has gone to the Maury Povich Show to talk about how his dear daughter has whittled herself down to almost nothing and Lindsay has retaliated by once again telling her dad to shut it. I rarely pay attention to these two anymore. They’ve gotten as predictable and boring as Lindsay and Sam. But what struck me about this particular interview is just what a horrible way with words Michael has. And when Lindsay’s asked about his comments, she proves that she’s no suave smoothy either. From US,

“On Friday’s Maury Povich Show, Michael Lohan reaches out to his daughter Lindsay, of whom he claims her health is deteriorating rapidly due to prescription drug abuse.

“There’s nothing left of her,” he said. “I was out in L.A. with her about three weeks ago when she got robbed. She called me up at 3:30 a.m. and said, ‘Daddy, come out here.’ I flew out and couldn’t even look at her. I had to go outside and cry. When I hugged her, it’s just a hollow, hollow person.

Asked what he wants to tell his daughter, Michael (with tears in his eyes) looked into the camera and said: “Lindsay, I love you with all my heart and … I am not going to bury you. You’re going to bury me before this is over. I will do anything and everything I have to to save your life. Whether mom likes it, or the public likes it or anyone, I am going to take all the steps I can to help you because I want you to have your life back. You’re not in the right state of mind. You’re my daughter, honey, and I can do this anymore.”

On Thursday, Usmagazine.com caught up with Lindsay, who said: “Everything is good. I am in a really good place. I’ve been working a lot. I literally slept the entire day yesterday. I woke up, and it was like 10 o’clock at night. I was like, ‘I have stuff to do!’”

Asked about her father’s concerns, Lindsay told Us: “I just wish he would shut up.”

Okay, I have to admit, that second paragraph of Michael’s is really kind of touching and filled with everything that fathers should say about their daughters. But, just because you’re skinny (even if it’s frighteningly skinny), doesn’t mean that you’re a hollow person. Saying that someone is a hollow person suggests that there’s nothing to them in any kind of caring or sensitive sense whatsoever. Also, why he is getting so bent out of shape just now about Lindsay’s drug use, prescription or otherwise, is beyond me. Lindsay has been on a downward spiral for several years now. And if I can see it, I know damn well that her dad can see it. This just screams publicity stunt to me, which of course is nothing new for Michael Lohan.

And although what Lindsay said isn’t actually all that bad or stupid, I hope she realizes that there are few things you can do when you wake up at 10:00pm unless it’s partying and drinking. Which I guess it what started all the problems in the first place.

Lilo and Sam Brawl It Out Again

Maybe lumping Samantha Ronson into this latest fight with her girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan is a mistake. Especially seeing as how she probably didn’t even know it was going on at the time. Yep, Lilo has outdone herself once again. Not only did she throw plates, food, and trays at a hotel door while screaming at her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson but the door she was throwing all this crap at didn’t even have Sam on the other side. Nope. Lindsay failed to get her facts straight and so, while she was having one of her infamous tantrums, Sam was probably sleeping soundly in her own bed, or listening to her mp3 player. Either way, Sam was completely oblivious to the fact that Lilo was on the rampage once again. From Hollyscoop via Celebitchy,

“Lindsay Lohan is back to her old tricks! We suspected Lindsay wasn’t 100% “sober” like she’s been claiming, but this story pretty much confirms our speculation.

Inside sources tell Hollyscoop that Lindsay Lohan was kicked out of the Bowery Hotel in New York City last night after a blow-up fight with Samantha Ronson.

Police were called to the scene after Lindsay reportedly “threw a room-service tray at what she thought was her girlfriend’s door” during a heated fight.

The only problem was…she threw that tray at the wrong door. As a result Lindsay was kicked out of the posh hotel, with authorities escorting her off the premises.

The same source claims Lindsay’s friends and family are planning on staging an intervention to get her back in rehab for the fourth time!

It’s official! Lindsay is a mess! Her family and friends have a right to be concerned for her health and her safety. She’s clearly a threat to herself and those around her!”

Really, I’m surprised that Lindsay acting so completely out of control is still news. It does seem that we’re forced to read about this kind of crap coming from her every other day. I guess the fact that she was screaming at the wrong door does make this story a bit more interesting than the others. But really. Do any of us expect Lilo to grow up any time soon?

Sam Has Gotten Lindsay Into Counseling

The newest rumor regarding the drama that is Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson has been taken to a new level. Apparently, Sam has convinced Lilo to go to counseling so she can try and get her head screwed on right. This comes after Lindsay showed up at Sam’s door in hysterics, wondering why Sam wasn’t there for Lindsay at the exact second that she needed her. I was all for this story, and all for Lindsay going for help, until I read a little closer. According to this story from the Enquirer, Sam first went to Lindsay’s friends and family, in an attempt to perform an intervention. HA! Like Lindsay’s family cares about the disaster that is her life. Maybe her mom does but unless it gave Michael Lohan a chance to disgrace his daughter and her girlfriend all over the news,  I doubt there was very much interest on his part to help his daughter. But in the end, Sam seems to have won and Lindsay is going to counseling. From The National Enquirer,

“Samantha Ronson, terrified that her deeply depressed, drugged-out lover Lindsay Lohan has entered the final stages of a death spiral a la Anna Nicole Smith and Michael Jackson, phoned LiLo’s family and their closest friends, begged for intervention help to save her life - and finally convinced the fading young actress to enter a no-nonsense counseling program they’ll both attend. Things came to a head after Sam found Lindsay camped out on her doorstep at 5 a.m., and camera mics caught the hysterical star sobbing: “WHERE WERE YOU? Where were you?… I’ve been crying… Where were you?… Where were you?… Where were you? Where were you?” Wailed Sam to pals: “I’m afraid I’m going to come home and find her dead!” Stay tuned.”

I don’t blame Sam for being scared that Lindsay is soon going to get herself into the worst kind of trouble. What I don’t understand is why Sam is still with Lindsay?! Sam seems relatively normal, and I really don’t think she’s with the drama queen for the attention or the celebrity that goes along with dating someone famous. So, what’s making her stick around? Well, I guess this may be a case of when true love really is blind. Hopefully, Lindsay really does get the help that she needs and hopefully, it works. I’m not holding my breath though.

Lilo and Sam have another Throw-Down

It seems that their brief separation over the New Year’s holiday did nothing to tame down the fire between Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. The two were apart for a couple of weeks, which seemed like for-EVER for the pair, who were used to being seen joined at the hip. People all over the world breathed a sigh of relief as it seemed that these two were finally over. However, that was only to cringe a few weeks later when the two reconciled and started playing house all over again.

The good news did seem to be that some of the drama and the catfights did seem to be somewhat toned down after the two reunited. We didn’t hear about Lindsay showing up in rages at Sam’s door, and we didn’t hear about how Sam was blocking Lilo’s entrance to any of the hot spots in their fabulous hometown of LA. Things seemed good. But, that may not be the case anymore. It seems that, if there ever was peace here, it’s gone out the window, along with Lindsay’s clothing. Apparently, the lovers have had another quarrel and Sam ended up throwing Lindsay’s stuff into the bushes. Which, I’m sure, is somewhere that they have grown to know as their second home. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“Looking cute in a summery ensemble, Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving Samantha Ronson’s home with a bag stuffed with her clothes on Wednesday (July 22).

The sighting comes amidst rumors that the “Mean Girls” star and her British deejay lover got into it again - with Sam tossing some of LiLo’s belongings out the window.”

Well, you do have to hand it to these two. Sam and Lindsay are both not ones to shy away from the media. So, I suppose that whatever is happening with these two, we’ll be sure to hear all about it soon enough. But, are they broken up? For good this time? I don’t think so. I don’t think that will ever happen. I think that in 10 years, we’re all still going to be listening about how Lindsay’s gone crazy again, and Sam threw her out, only to take her back the next day. It’s how these two work.