Oh No! Say a Taylor Swift and John Mayer Fling Isn’t So!

I heard that John Mayer and Taylor Swift had hung out together in Nashville a couple of weeks ago. When I first read about it I thought, “Oh no, Taylor, be smarter than that, girl!” Because when you hear about Mayer entering into the same state as a girl, you automatically assume that he’s trying to get with her. But as I read, it seemed as though Taylor was indeed smarter than that and the whole thing was nothing more than just John, Taylor, and a bunch of other friends, hanging out together. The whole thing was dropped…until just recently.

Now Mayer is reportedly going around whispering to friends about how that night in Nashville might just appear in one of the country singer’s songs between the two had a ‘fling’, meaning a one-night stand. This is just so hard for me to picture! I mean, Mayer, sure, I expect nothing more. In fact, I’m surprised he has Tweeted about it since. But Taylor?! That’s what makes this so hard for me to believe. She does seem smarter than hooking up with the biggest known player in the land, and she just doesn’t seem like the kind of girl to do one-night stands. And the fact that all of this comes from ‘a source’, makes me even more skeptical. From Digital Spy,

“John Mayer has reportedly revealed that he had a brief romance with Taylor Swift.

Mayer has allegedly admitted to a friend that he “hooked up” with the 20-year-old country singer while they were both in Nashville, Tennessee, on January 24.

The source said: “She was sitting on John’s lap, her arms were around him, and she was talking in his ear. They were acting like teenagers.”

The source claimed that the couple dined at the Cabana restaurant and were joined by their friends. After their dinner reservation, they were spotted leaving the restaurant alone and heading to the Hermitage Hotel.

“Taylor spent the night and enjoyed mid-morning room service before leaving his suite the next day”, the source added.

Both Mayer’s and Swift’s spokespeople have denied the reports.”

And Taylor Swift is barely out of her teenage years so it shouldn’t be surprising to anyone that she was acting like one. That being said, I think she’s always been a smart teenager…at least in the important areas anyway. Yes, it seems like with the White Horse singer at the top of her game, everyone seems to want a piece of her. I wonder what Taylor Lautner thinks about this. I’m rooting for him but, I don’t know. John Mayer seems to have some kind of charm I just don’t understand.

Taylor Swift is a Heartbreaker for Sure!

Taylor Swift is a girl that knows how to get around. But the best thing about her is that, a sweeter girl you will not find. It’s part of that sweetness I’m sure, that is what makes men swoon over her as she leaves broken hearts in her trail. First she was seen out with John Mayer in Nashville. But there’s probably really nothing there. The two recorded a song together for Mayer’s last album so I’m sure things are friendly between them. But as for whether or not there’s a relationship there, I’m say probably, and thankfully, no. Even anonymous sources are saying that anything there is strictly platonic, and that Taylor and John are not dating. But don’t some of the most serious relationships start from friendship? Maybe there’s reason to be concerned after all. From People,

“It’s not all work for John Mayer, who is in Nashville and slated to film an upcoming episode of CMT’s Crossroads with Keith Urban Tuesday.

On Sunday, the rocker stepped out to dinner with Nashville resident – and good friend – Taylor Swift, at hot spot Cabana. The two, who recently recorded “Half of My Heart” for Mayer’s latest album Battle Studies, were joined by a group of about 15 friends and sat next to each other throughout the meal. But the gathering was friendly – and not romantic. “It looked like a big group of Nashville friends,” a source says of the group.”

But one person that Taylor Swift was romantically linked to is also back in her life. That is part boy-part werewolf, Taylor Lautner. Okay, Lautner only plays a werewolf in the Twilight saga but, he sure did seem to leave some sort of imprint on Taylor Swift. Rumors go that even though these two split up a couple of weeks ago, Lautner is still pretty smitten by Swift and hopes that they’ll be able to reunite when they have to get back to filming Valentine’s Day. That is going to be happening sooner rather than later, and Swift has already said that the two have already been in contact. From Digital Spy,

“Taylor Swift has reportedly revealed that she is still in touch with ex-boyfriend Taylor Lautner.

The star, who apparently split from the Twilight star last month, has said that the pair still remain in touch with each other.

The 20-year-old told the News of the World: “Everybody sees my every move now. I’m seeing him next week to film more scenes for [forthcoming film] Valentine’s Day. We’re texting.

“I hope I never change the way I live my life just because everyone’s watching it.

“If I don’t want to be photographed doing something, then I probably shouldn’t do it.”

You just have to love a star that’s willing to be photographed, and actually takes full responsibility for whatever it is she’s being photographed doing. All too often celebrities whine about lack of privacy, without actually even acknowledging what those ‘evil’ photographers caught them doing. And it seems that she’s also realized that her life is different now. She’s famous, and people want to take her picture. And again, instead of crying about how hard that is, she truly loves it!

I don’t think Taylor is interested in either of these two boys. Because well, I think if she was she would just come right out and tell us. But I do think that Taylor Swift is definitely a Hollywood Heartbreaker. And these two are just the first in a line of many, many, many more.

Who Is Lindsay Dating?

It seems that every newspaper, magazine, tabloid, and blog in the land needs to pair Lindsay Lohan with someone, anyone these days. The reports of who Lindsay is dating range from cute to just plain weird. And most of them, probably just plain untrue. Here are three of the most current rumors and we’ll see if you can guess correctly at who Lindsay’s dating. (Cause I sure don’t have a clue!)

The first comes from Gossip Center, who claim that Lilo is dating Kevin Connolly, who plays Eric Murphy on the HBO show Entourage. According to this rumor, it’s nothing serious as of yet but the two have been seeing each other for a few weeks now. From Gossip Center,

“The “I Know Who Killed Me” actress has been linked to “Entourage” stud Kevin Connolly as of late after hooking up at an after-hours party thrown by Leonardo DiCaprio last month.
An inside source told InTouch, “Lindsay and Kevin have been sneaking around. It’s not serious yet, but they seem to have some sort of physical connection.”

Another gal pal revealed, “Lindsay isn’t sure what’s going to happen, so for now she wants to keep things quiet.”

I would love to see Lilo hook up with Kevin Connolly. That’s mostly because I think Connolly is super cute and he keeps things pretty low-pro most of the time so dating someone as high-pro and dramatic as Lindsay Lohan, we’d be sure to see much more of him.

And that brings us to the other high-pro, super high-drama, and super high-maintenance celebrity that Lindsay has also been linked with recently – John Mayer. Whenever I hear of anyone hooking up with John Mayer I want to wretch. Partly because it does mean we’ll have to hear more about him but mostly because I can’t believe anyone would be so stupid as to get mixed up with him. And I don’t even think he’s good looking! This one comes from Gossip Rocks,

“Lindsay Lohan has sparked rumours she is romancing John Mayer.
The troubled actress appears to be moving on from her on/off girlfriend Samantha Ronson after she was seen flirting with the musician on Monday night.

Lohan and renowned womaniser Mayer partied at a private table at New York nightclub Butter, where they danced until 3am.

“She would follow his every move,” a source told E! News. “He would dance with the waitresses and then come back. She was way into it.”

Mayer was downing shots of Belvedere vodka, but Lohan – who has battled addictions to alcohol and drugs – stayed sober.

It is not known if the pair left the club together, but Lohan sent an online message to Mayer the following morning.

The 23-year-old Hollywood star wrote on Mayer’s Twitter account: “shhhhhhhhhhhhhh butter-face (sic)”

That whole thing is just sort of gross. But we move away from the Mayer rumors and on to the most unbelievable. This scandalicious rumor has Lindsay Lohan making out in a nightclub with Cash Warren. That’s right, the same Cash Warren that is Jessica Alba’s husband. I am really not putting too much stock in this story. I mean really, nothingLindsay could do would surprise me I don’t think but, I can’t see Cash stepping out on his wife and little baby girl like that. It sounds like Bump Shack, which ran the story, isn’t buying it either.

“After Tiger Woods’ multiple affairs story, nothing should really surprise us anymore. Actress Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba’s husband Cash Warren have been caught making out at the Hollywood Club Villa last month (November 19), according to US Weekly.

A source claims Lindsay and Cash were so into each other that they just started French kissing right in front of their friends. ‘”It was raw. They were not shy,” said the so-called “source.” It’s kind of hard to believe Cash would do something like that in public with such a troubled star like Lindsay. The timing of the story is also a bit odd and unless they actually come up with some photographic evidence we are not buying it!”

Yeah, with everyone having a cell phone these days, and all cell phones having a camera built into them, I’m sure no one could have snapped one pic of the two making out. I agree with Bump Shack, I’m gonna need hard evidence on this one.

So, do you think you know who Lindsay’s dating? Is there someone in this mix that you would prefer? I’m voting for Kevin Connolly and to me, he sounds the most believable too. Although it wouldn’t surprise me if Lilo and John Mayer started going together either.

Stars Can No Longer Seek the Security of Twitter

This post has nothing to do with heartbreak or hookups, but then again, it could have everything to do with the two. It’s now being reported that stars working for some major companies are being banned from using Twitter as an outlet. The worry? That these celebs that are Twitter-tastic will spill the beans on some major plots for their work, or leak certain details of upcoming projects. Mind you, the source is from the National Enquirer but I had actually read about it a few times before I landed on it again and decided that I was somewhat boiled up about it. This is the official word from National Enquirer,

“Livid studio execs have banned stars from using Twitter to prevent security leaks or spoilers from on-set.

Citing a rash of spoilers being leaked online, execs have expressly forbidden stars including Cameron Diaz and Mike Meyers from blabbing on the microbloggin’ phenon Twitter.

Less they break the dictum by tweeting, Dreamworks, the first studio to go public with the ban, now has a contract clause, forbidding stars from posting – period.

Diaz and Meyers who have been signed for yet another Shrek flick are the first to be affected by the anti-Tweet clause.

Previously, The ENQUIRER was the first to report that with the departure of Miley Cyrus from Twitter, the end is nigh for the narcissistic OCD social disorder.”

No, I’m not disagreeing that some celebs use Twitter to a ridiculous point. And I’ve been known to get pretty bent out of shape about John Mayer’s Twitter Factor. That being said…really?

Are celebrities really going to be censored like this? In a day when anyone and everyone is free to take attack on them at any time, they can’t have the one voice they do have in all of it? I don’t always like what stars write on Twitter, and how much some people use it does really grind at my nerves. But if it’s a legal thing and plot spoiler deal, they can easily have certain clauses written into their contract. But to ban them period. Done.

I just think it’s leaving them with no outlet of their own. And I think that even though it may get out of hand in some cases, I really think Twitter has been a fabulous thing for stars. It’s an easy way to reach a lot of people and debunk rumors or just let them know small details about themselves, or thank them for their support.

Aren’t we always saying that these stars are just people too? So, let them be people. Let Mayer write that he’s lonesome without Jen or going to buy her a diamond ring. Let Jessica Simpson talk about how sad she is about her dog. Who cares? They’re just people! And I think banning them from Twitter is an outrage!

Jen and Bradley are Pretty Tricky

Bradley Cooper takes Jennifer Aniston out and the media makes a big stink about it. He then, a few nights later, takes Renee Zellweger out and the media makes an even bigger stink about it. Then nothing. Okay, I just wanted to catch everyone up on what’s happening in this absurd love triangle. I would think that maybe Renee and Bradley are maybe quietly dating. Or maybe Bradley’s at home giggling to himself about how a nobody has made such a big stink in Hollywood. But, neither or those scenarios is true. In fact, if Bradley is with anybody, it’s with Jennifer and the two are keeping a very, very low-pro. Like, secret handshake kind of low-pro.

Apparently, Bradley and Jennifer have gone undercover as a couple and the two have gone to great lengths to make sure that the media doesn’t find out about it. So, were all the cutesy pictures with your hand on Gerard Butler’s chest and his arm around your waist all part of the plan, Jen? From National Enquirer,

“Now it can be told: Jen Aniston’s & Bradley Cooper’s media ‘fake-out” to get sexy away from the prying eyes of the world!

Jennifer Aniston’s romance with Bradley Cooper is back on - in fact, it was never off. And Jen couldn’t be happier that everyone believes he dumped her.

The ENQUIRER can exclusively reveal that the Friends beauty and Hangover hunk had a discreet rendezvous at a private Washington,D.C., club July 18 - exactly one month after their first public get-together at a New York restaurant.

“Jen loves that everyone thinks Bradley gave her the heave-ho and that she’s fooling around with Gerard Butler, her co-star in The Bounty,” an insider told The ENQUIRER.

The ruse is allowing Jen and Bradley to get to know each other better out of the public spotlight.
“Jen is thrilled that no one knows about her and Bradley,” the insider revealed — that is UNTIL NOW!

“She’s really sick of feeling like her love life is always under a microscope. Bradley is Jen’s little secret.”

Jen, 40, a break from filming in New York City and dashed to Washington, D.C., for a secret meeting with her new Brad, 34.

The two arrived at L2 Lounge, a posh private club, at 11:30 p.m.

“They sat off in a quiet corner, but Jen’s smile radiated throughout the whole club,” an eyewitness told The ENQUIRER.

“She sipped Grey Goose vodka and pineapple and kept her hand on Bradley’s leg most of the time.

“They weren’t shy about being affectionate. Bradley kept whispering in her ear and kissing her lips and neck. They slipped out arm-in-arm about 1 a.m.”

I don’t know if I believe this story. I mean, the whole thing just sounds so ridiculous and contrived. And it comes from the Enquirer, which sort of always leaves me guessing anyway. But you can’t really blame Jen for wanting her private life to be private for a little while. Her whole entire relationship with her first Brad was so blown up out of control. And then there was all the crap she put up with when dating Media Mayer. You can’t really blame her for going on a spy mission when it’s time to get ready for a date.

Miley is Crushing on Mayer

This doesn’t surprise me at all. Miley Cyrus is a single again and now has her sights set on THE biggest player in all of Hollywood - John Mayer. Not only does it make sense to me that Miley would try and chase down a 31-year-old man, but it also doesn’t surprise me that the man in question would be someone who’s known as a skirt chaser. After all, how is Miley going to become even more experienced beyond her years if she doesn’t hook up with someone who’s already slept with lots of women? Is there anything in this story that does surprise me? Yes, actually. I’m quite surprised that her reunion with Nick Jonas ended before we saw a couple of pictures of them in bed together. From National Enquirer via Celebitchy,

“Teen star Miley Cyrus is fed up with boys her own age - and now has her sights set on much-older John Mayer!

[Miley] ended her recent romantic reunion with Nick Jonas - who is also 16 - because he’s just “too immature” say pals.

“She was in love with Nick, but it was really just puppy love,” a close family friend said. “They broke up again. Now she’s ready for the real thing.”

For Miley, the real thing means a real man, says pals. And that’s where 31-year-old Grammy winner John Mayer fits in.

“For a 16-year-old, John has that ‘older man’ mystique that Miley finds so intriguing,” said the friend. “He’s handsome and talented, and Miley calls him a ‘total babe’.”

John visited Miley backstage when she appeared in Las Vegas last year and told her he had friends whose kids were huge fans.

“John has no idea of Miley’s enormous crush, but Hollywood is a small town. Miley has decided the next time their paths cross, she’s going to make her move,” according to the source.

[Miley] looks and acts much older than her actual age. “She’s growing up way too fast,” said her friend. “She’s decided to date nothing but older men.”

But Miley may be disappointed if she puts a move on John Mayer. “He thinks Miley’s cool, and he’ll be flattered,” said her friend. “But ton him, Miley’s still just a little girl.”

There’s another thing that surprises me. The fact that John Mayer would turn down any girl in Hollywood. Granted, I agree wholeheartedly with him that she is just a little girl and someone that he shouldn’t be messing with but, she’s still a girl, right? I would find that fact alone hard for Mayer to turn down. And why does the story start off talking about how Miley is sick of guys her own age? Does the National Enquirer not know anything about Miley? Do they not understand that she dated 20-year-old Justin Gaston just so that she could ‘improve’ her image? What would dating John Mayer say about her image? That she’s a girl that’s all about hooking up with as many guys as possible? If Miley’s head works the way I think it does, that’s exactly what she’s hoping to gain from it.

I Wish People Would Leave Jennifer Aniston Alone

Poor, lonely, desperate Jennifer Aniston. If you were to believe everything you read, that’s about the gist of it and I’m so tired of hearing it. If anyone has actually ever listened to Jennifer Aniston speak about her love life, she seems to be pretty okay about it. She’s able to laugh about it and while it’s clear that she does enjoy a man’s company, she also enjoys her own and that of her friends and clearly does not need a man even if she likes keeping one around. Now, the latest rumor is that Jen and Bradley Cooper had some sort of budding romance and that it ended as quickly as it almost began.

The rumors that the two were headed for something hot and heavy were probably false anyways, as they seemed to be solely based on the fact that Jen and Bradley had dinner together one night. And just a couple of nights later, Bradley also entertained Hollywood hottie, Renee Zellwegger. But something that was an innocent dinner has blown up into Jen spelling out for Bradley exactly what her ‘relationship timeline’ is and how he’s going to fit into all of that. According to reports, Bradley got scared quick and called the whole thing off even before it started. From National Enquirer,

“It’s back to zero minus one in the dating game for Jennifer Aniston.

After she gave Bradley Cooper her “relationship timeline” speech over an intimate dinner, the Hangover hunk slammed the brakes on their budding romance, sources say.

“Jen is devastated,” divulged a longtime friend. “She had high hopes that Bradley was the Mr. Right she’s been searching for.

“But he called Jen a few days after their big date and broke the news that he wanted to keep things casual and loose. Jen was mortified, but reluctantly agreed to save face.”

The 40-year-old actress and Bradley, 34, had been flirting ever since they shared a dinner date at his Brentwood, Calif., home while they filmed the romantic comedy He’s Just Not That Into You in 2007.

Still, Coop publicly blasted rumors he was dating Jen as “hilarious.” Despite that, the couple sat down for a headline-making date at New York’s Il Cantinori restaurant in New York City on June 18.

“Jen gave Bradley her ‘relationship timeline’ speech over dinner, about how she wants to be pregnant within the year and for marriage to follow soon after,” explained the friend.

That was a deal breaker for the actor, whose 11-month marriage to actress Jennifer Esposito collapsed in 2007.

“He called Jen after he returned to L.A. a few days later, and told her flat out that he thought it best that they go back to being friends. Bradley said he’s not looking for any type of commitment.”

The next day, “Jen was withdrawn. She’d been up crying to her girlfriends about how she feels her love life is doomed,” the insider revealed.”

I’m sure that Jen went home crying because one guy wasn’t up to some irrational and unreasonable timeline that she had set in place for the two of them. First of all, I really can’t see Jen sitting a guy down and rattling off what has to happen and when. I think she understands that if you really like a guy, you just don’t do that. And I think even if she did and Bradley wasn’t into it, that she wouldn’t go home hysterical about how she was never going to find a husband. This story is a completely false one, I’m pretty sure, that someone made up on a slow news day.

I’m so sick and tired of Jennifer Aniston being made out to be this lonesome and desperate woman. In my humble opinion, she’s one of the most empowering, talented, and confident women Hollywood has seen in a long time. I can’t wait for the day that Jen’s attention comes from her brilliant and successful acting career, and not from her lack of a successful love life. Did anyone ever think that after the Mayer disaster that maybe to Jen, just hanging out on her own for a little while is a successful love life?

A Tweet from Moron Mayer

I hate John Mayer. I mean, I really, really hate John Mayer. I don’t think he’s that talented, I don’t think he’s that good-looking, and I know for damn sure that he’s obnoxious as all hell. Mayer first tried to make his name in the tabloids (because that’s all he really cares about) by bed-hopping from girl to girl and when that became old, he settled down for a few months with a big-name celebrity, Jennifer Aniston. God only knows what she was thinking but thankfully, she put a quick end to that the second time around for them. But still, John Mayer used that entire relationship as a celebrity stunt, constantly tweeting about their status and their relationship. When they broke up, the idiot held a press conference. A press conference!!!

Now that he no longer has Aniston on his arm though, it seems that he is desperate to make us pay attention to him. So, Mayer did what Mayer knows best - he went to Twitter and told us all why he was still single. Apparently, this is all he has left and the man is obviously grasping at straws. From Gossip Girls,

“Rolling around town in style, John Mayer was spotted out for a weekend cruise in Calabasas on Saturday (June 27).

Dressed casually in a t-shirt, shorts and sneakers, the “Gravity” singer ended up making a pit stop at a local gas station - filling up his new Ferrari before continuing along on his way.

Seemingly always plugging away with messages on his Twitter account, Mayer tweeted the previous night about his thoughts on why he’s single.

Never short on humor, John tells, “I’m going to be honest. The reason I’m single? I can’t stop rubbing my feet together in bed. I’m like a cricket.”

Yeah, that’s why. Never mind the fact that you’re a complete moron. Or the fact that you have no idea how to treat women respectfully. It’s the foot thing for sure.

Is Jen Dating Again?

Even during her short time with that loathsome John Mayer, Jennifer Aniston seemed very cavalier about her love life. She took it for what it was, didn’t seem to sweat the small stuff too much, and had a great sense of humor about all of it. Just when we thought that maybe, just maybe, Jen was once again empowering women by remaining single and fabulous, here comes the rumor of the new boyfriend. This time it’s Bradley Cooper who co-starred with Jen in He’s Just Not That Into You. Is this real or fabrication? Seeing as how Bradley has denied it and this rumor is based on the fact that the two were seen having dinner together, I’m guessing complete fabrication. From Star,

“Jennifer Aniston had a hot date on Thursday night with Brad — no, not her ex-husband Brad Pitt, with The Hangover star Bradley Cooper.

Jen was spotted having dinner with Bradley at NYC’s Italian restaurant Ill Cantinori. The two had previously worked together on the film He’s Just Not That Into You.

Rumors have been swirling about the pair being together, but in May, Bradley downplayed their relationship saying, “I met her 3 times in my life. I’m very flattered.” He joked, “My mom loves it, but unfortunately it’s not true.”

What a difference a month makes!”

Who’s mother wouldn’t love it if her son brought home Jennifer Aniston? Whatever Jen does, whether she’s currently single or not, this is a woman that empowers women whatever she does. I just hope the next time she does go and pick herself out a boyfriend, it’s not some twit like Mayer.

Katy Perry is an Enigma

Hmm…a real mystery this one. Katy Perry has always seemed to have portrayed a somewhat mysterious quality but I thought it was all pretty much for show. Did she really kiss a girl and like it? Does she really think she’s a swimmer from the 50s, as most of her outfits would suggest? Yet she keeps this very serious relationship with Travis McCoy and seems to be like a normal human being when she talks about him. When they broke up early this year she was said to not only be devastated but also talk about it openly at her shows. Then she gets back together with him and we see shiny, happy Katy again. Silly and frivolous but normal none the less. Now she has conflicting quotes that leave me scratching my head.

Katy recently speaks in an interview and she talks about how she thinks sleeping around and sharing bodily fluids with casual hookups is disgusting. It seems on its own as a very refreshing outlook from a very big star that could send a very good message to young girls. From Gossip Girls,

“While she certainly doesn’t shy away from using sex appeal to boost her popularity, Katy Perry isn’t the type of girl to sleep around town.

Talking about needing to get to know someone before getting intimate, the “I Kissed a Girl” singer tells, “For me, it’s not a past time, going out and meeting people and trying to hook up with people. That actually makes me feel disgusting. From a really early age, I was really sensitive to that.”

Ms Perry continues, “Getting your flirt on is the best thing in the world, but when it comes to sharing bodily fluids with a person I don’t know — no thank you.”

Yep, it all sounds great. Until you turn around and tell a radio station that you’d like to have sex with John Mayer. Apparently he’s not so disgusting to swap bodily fluids with. He’s only the biggest playboy in all of Hollywood. From Pop Crunch,

“In an interview with Australian radio’s Kyle and Jackie O, Katy Perry was asked who she would shoot, shag or marry when it comes to rockers Benji Madden, Pete Wentz, and John Mayer.

The “Waking Up In Vegas” singer replied that she would marry Pete because he is such a great dad to son Bronx, shoot Benji and ended by saying, “I couldn’t marry John Mayer, it’d be so intense. I’d definitely shag the sh*t out of him though. I’ll go on record saying that.”

So, ew - for starters. Any woman who is going to claim publicly that they would like to have sex with John Mayer better be fully expecting him to show up on their doorstep a short while later ready to romp. So I hope she meant it. But I also don’t understand why in one interview she’s talking about how pure she is and in the next talking about how she wants to bed such a player! Someone who stands for the exact opposite of not sleeping around!

I’m not saying that I think this makes Katy Perry a horrible role model. I think that would be a bit harsh and I think there’s far too much pressure on celebrities to uphold pristine standards anyway. But I do find her opposing stances confusing. Whatever, I still like her and she puts out great music regardless of who she wants to shag. And if that’s what you want to do, Katy, you go right ahead. I’m sure he’ll shag you right back.