Demi and Ashton on Ridiculous Cleanse

There’s always been something that bugs me about Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. I can’t say exactly what it is. The age difference doesn’t even matter to me. They just always seem to act like they’re so much better than everyone else and Demi’s always preaching about being “all-natural” and “organic” like if you’re not, you should be shot.

The newest all-natural thing they’re doing is going on the Master Cleanse. The cleanse that states that, for some ungodly reason, you need to eat only water with cayenne pepper, maple syrup, and lemon. I’m not sure why the two are doing this. Demi posted on her Twitter account about how hard the cleanse was, and Ashton did the same. Not only that, but Demi stresses very adamantly that the cleanse is about being healthy. Umm…has anyone seen Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher lately? They’re two very pretty people. They’re not obese, they’re not sickly-looking. So really, why do they need to starve themselves and eat (or rather drink), ridiculous combinations of foods? This comes from US Weekly via Celebitchy,

“The couple that deprives themselves together…?

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have gone on the super-strict Master Cleanse together, they announced on Twitter.

The eating plan — which Beyonce also used to slim down for Dreamgirls — features “meals” that consist of maple syrup, lemon water and cayenne pepper.

Moore, 47, swears she’s not doing it to lose weight. “This is about health!!!” she Twittered on Sunday.

She added shortly after, “2nd day of master cleanse and off to hike with hubby and the dogs. 2nd day better than the 1st!”

Still, she may not make it much longer. “Let you know if I make it to day 4,” she told one of her followers. 

Kutcher, 32, is having an even harder time. “9 hrs into the master cleanse. I want a steak, a beer, and a blow-pop. Hmmm this is gonna be rough,” he wrote Saturday.”

I don’t really care if Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher want to do stupid things to their bodies. But they have a lot of fans (such as the one Demi responded to) that will think it’s cool to go on this diet just because their favorite celebs do. And, according to Wiki and some experts it cites, this cleanse really should only be used for weight loss. And even then, weight will be regained once the cleansing is stopped. 

As for doing it for other “health” reasons – some say that the cleanse is also used to rid the body of toxins that it contains. But, the really natural way to do that is to let your own body rid itself of toxins. And that’s what our systems are for – to pretty much maintain themselves and take care of toxins on its own. That’s why, way back before the Master Cleanse ever came to be, people weren’t dropping dead because they were riddled with toxins. 

The whole entire thing is just so ridiculous to me. Doing ridiculous things to help your body with something that it doesn’t need any help with! And it just gives me more validation in thinking that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are idiots.

Demi Moore Touts Her Own Bravery

I’m really getting sick of Demi Moore. She’s one of those actresses that I used to really admire and respect and Ghost and Indecent Proposal were movies that I once thoroughly enjoyed. But, today Demi is just a has-been who is famous for being a cougar that’s married to Ashton Kutcher. And I guess she has a movie coming out or something, so she’s doing whatever little she can to promote herself. And that means going back all the way to 1991 when she posed naked and pregnant on the cover of Vanity Fair.

In this latest Demi interview, brought to us from Digital Spy, she talks about how she was “so brave” for doing the photo shoot at all. And then she blathers on and on about how she had such a big hand in helping women view themselves differently and other such nonsense. From Digital Spy,

“Demi Moore has said that she was “so brave” to pose naked for the cover of Vanity Fair in 1991 while she was pregnant.

The iconic photograph taken by Annie Leibovitz has been much-imitated since, with Myleene Klass striking a similar pose for the front of Glamour as recently as 2007.

Talking about the shot, Moore told Elle: “I was brave. I was so brave! I had no sense of the impact it would have. I just wanted to push the boundaries.

“When I sad things like, ‘I want it all’, that wasn’t coming from a place of greed. It was coming from a desire for balance.”

She added: “I’m a risk taker. I’m not ashamed of that. It always came from a true place within me, though.

“Where it got misconstrued was in the sense that I felt I had to prove something and needed to have my value validated from the outside.

“At the same time, I feel proud if I have been able to make a difference in how women view themselves.”

Okay, humble much? Please. The next thing we’ll hear Demi talking about is how she was “so brave” for giving every cougar out there a chance at a young, hotter man. Maybe she really did help change the way that women view themselves. But there’s still no reason to go around tooting your own horn.

Add Another Weirdo to the Bunch

I must be feeling especially cynical lately because I just can’t seem to get excited about, or even be happy for, celebrity couples that are getting engaged, getting married, having babies, blah blah blah. The latest headlines, including Charlie Sheen and his newest custom-ordered babies, have just been so weird and wacky that I just can’t find the joy in them. The latest news is that Bruce Willis has gotten married to Emma Heming and so, she will now be joining in all the family barbecues and get-togethers that include Bruce’s ex, Demi Moore, and her new husband, Ashton Kutcher. Because, don’t we all know that this is just one big happy frickin family? But this story gets even weirder.

It seems as though Bruce may actually be trying to one-up his first wife after all. Demi Moore made major headlines when she and Ashton Kutcher first got together, due to their 15-year age difference. But Bruce must think they’re rookies as his new wife, Emma is a whopping 22 years younger than him! Add in to this whole mess the fact that Madonna showed up at their wedding and it looks as though you may have many of Hollywood’s weirdest right under one roof! From Gossip Girls,

“Following rumors that nuptials may be on the way, Bruce Willis has reportedly tied the knot with his model girlfriend, Emma Heming, on Parrot Cay in the Turks and Caicos islands today (March 21).

Making for quite the star-studded guest list, Willis and Heming entered married life with cheers from his ex-wife Demi Moore, her husband Ashton Kutcher, as well as the “Queen of Pop” Madonna.

Willis and Heming, who are separated in age by 22 years, have been dating since last year - with Willis recently saying that he was eager to get married and still is thinking about adding more children to the family.”

So this means that Emma is actually much closer in age to Scout, Bruce’s son, than her husband and Ashton is closer in age to Rumer, Demi’s daughter, than he is his wife. And they really can’t see what’s so messed up about this situation? I swear these people do it for the shock value.

Connor Cruise Bonds with his Dad

Okay, just because I rant and rave about how Tom Cruise can’t be bothered to spend time with either of his two older children, Connor and Isabella, I thought that it would be nice to run this story of Tom enjoying some time with his son at the Daytona 500 this weekend. Keith Urban, Nicole’s new hubby performed two songs at the event. I wonder if that was awkward or if the whole family has that ‘this is cool, we’re all cool’ kind of approach that Demi Moore and Bruce Willis seem to have. From BumpShack,

“Proud daddy Tom Cruise spent some quality time with his son Connor as the two watched from the first row the Daytona 500 held at Daytona International Speedway in Florida. Ironically mommy’s new husband Keith Urban kicked off the event with a surprise two-song performance as both Tom and Connor applauded.”

The two really do seem to be enjoying a day as father and son. It’s good to see, I’d like to see more pictures like this with Tom spending time with his other two kids. Connor can also be seen in his debut movie that was recently released, “7 Pounds”, which also stars Will Smith.

In Creepy News of the Day

I think Rumer Willis will always be one of those people I just don’t quite get. Whenever we see her, she’s talking about really weird things such as how she’s not a lesbian and other than being the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, she’s not really famous for anything. Which I suppose is fine for now but if she wants to pursue any kind of career in Hollywood, she’s going to need more to go on than just famous parents and telling magazine weird snippets such as she’s not a lesbian. Now she has moved from weird to creepy when the talk turns to her stepdad, Ashton Kutcher. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“In a recent interview, Actress Rumour Willis confesses that she had posters of Ashton Kutcher on her wall and now he is her stepdad.
She also admits that dropping out of college a year ago was because she was determined to make her own way in the world.”

You can’t blame the girl for falling all ’starry-eyed’ in love with a young celebrity such as Ashton Kutcher. She’s not a fortune teller and obviously didn’t know what was going to happen. I do think it’s weird that she would feel the need to tell other people that, let alone a published interview. Just don’t even go there, there’s no need for it. But I guess that’s what’s going to happen when your mom marries someone that could be your brother. Eew. I know they’re all cool with this whole situation but it still really kind of gives me the creeps.

Shocking New Couple Alert!!

So what would you think about it if Paris Hilton hooked up with George Clooney? It’s an odd combination but one that I might not be all that uncomfortable with. Paris turns into whoever she’s dating - she was the proper princess when she was engaged to that clone of hers, she became a rocker chic when she hooked up with Benji Madden and I think she’ll become a nice mixture of the two if this thing with Georgey-Boy keeps going much longer. He’s got a small bad-ass side of him but he’s also so incredibly charming and can be just as proper as Paris when he needs to be. Never mind the fact that both of them are so incredibly hot that I think they’ll look amazing together. From Celebedge,

“Paris Hilton is reportedly dating George Clooney.

The socialite fuelled speculation of a romance after recently enjoying an “intimate” evening with the ‘Burn After Reading’ star at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in Hollywood, according to Life and Style Weekly magazine.

A source said: “Paris and George sat and talked together for ages. They didn’t seem to be aware of anyone else in the room.”

The following evening, Paris, 27, was seen sitting beside 47-year-old George at a dinner at a Hollywood restaurant, with other guests including director Ridley Scott and Brittany Flickinger, winner of ‘Paris Hilton’s My New BFF’ show.”

The only problem I can actually see with these two hooking up is the fact that George Clooney is 20 years Paris’ senior. But I think I can get over it. I overcame any issues with age when Demi Moore hooked up with Ashton Kutcher.

Rumer is getting Rumors of her Own

As much as I love both of her parents, what were Bruce Willis and Demi Moore thinking when they decided that the child of two of the biggest stars in the world should be named Rumer?!? Okay, now that that’s off my chest, yes, Rumer Willis has indeed begun sparking rumors of her own. The latest (and to my recollection,) the first, rumor to be heard about the young lady is that she’s a lesbian. Because that seems to be the hot topic around the town of Tinseltown lately. From Contact Music,

“RUMER WILLIS is happy to let gossips spread false rumours she is gay, because it gives her something to laugh about.
The single actress, who is the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, insists she is most definitely not a lesbian, but isn’t threatened by the suggestions she prefers girls to boys.
She tells the forthcoming issue of PageSix magazine, “If people call me a lesbian because I have short hair and I wear jeans instead of dresses, then by all means run with it. I think it’s hilarious. I like guys.”

Well, I really try not to generalize and stereotype, especially when I’m speaking publicly but Rumer really does look like a lesbian! I am always sort of confused when I look at pictures of her. She reminds me so much of her mom and yet, I think Rumer is especially unattractive and I think Demi Moore is one of the most stunning starlets Hollywood will ever see. So as to whether she’s gay or not, it doesn’t matter to me but I wish to God she would stop wearing those hideous bubble skirts!

Is Cher the next Demi Moore?

Okay well of course Cher doesn’t actually want to be Demi Moore since the two women couldn’t be more different. Except in one area that is - the age they like their men! It seems just as Moore found her true love in Ashton Kutcher, Cher may have found the same in her new beau, Tim Medvetz. Cher is twenty four years this man’s senior but no matter how much younger than she is, he definitely has an interesting story. Medvetz is a biker guy, complete with facial hair, that loves whiskey and fried chicken. Six years ago he was in a serious bike accident that left him in a wheelchair for six months. Obviously not one to be discouraged, he still vowed to climb Mt. Everest. And he did! After one unsuccessful attemp, Medvetz was one of the privileged few to be able to leave his footprint on top of the great mountain.

But the story gets even more interesting. The National Enquirer has reported that the two are planning on getting married! From Celebitchy,

“As for Cher and Medvetz’s plans to marry, the Enquirer says they plan to marry “in a quickie Las Vegas ceremony by the end of the year,” and that Cher is asking him to sign a prenup first to protect her assets. There’s not much detail about either statement and the article focuses more on Medvetz’s background and their courtship.”

I have no idea how long these two have been dating but I seriously doubt that the Enquirer has their facts right on this one. Not only did the title they use insinuate that Cher was already married but she never actually says in the interview that they’re planning a wedding. Who knows? Perhaps they are getting married. I honestly wouldn’t know how to predict the outcome of this one, though.

Christina Aguilera is in Love - With Her Boobs!

This is definitely marked on my list of “Grossest Things I’ve Seen Today.” Christina Aguilera is breastfeeding her son, Max and is partly doing it for reasons that have nothing to do with the infant’s nutrition. From The Pop Crunch Show,

“Christina Aguilera has a “Dirty” plan for hanging on to her ample post-pregnancy bosom. Christina “loves her fuller cleavage,” which she credits to breastfeeding, and she “wants to keep it as long as she can,” according to a Star Magazine spy. The “Fighter” singer is so enthralled with her E-cup cleave she’s decided to keep breastfeeding her five month old son Max until he turns two.

“Christina knows lots of women breastfeed until their kids are two years old-she even heard that Demi Moore did it.”

Well, if Demi did it, it must be okay. I actually have no problem with feeding your little tyke however long you think is appropriate. However, those things are not attractive! I’m a big fan of Christina’s but honey, you gotta put those ladies away! You can actually see the veins in them and who wants to look at that? Well, Christina apparently. The other issue is that an 18-month old doesn’t need the same amount of milk that a five-month old does so they are going to get smaller, even if she does decide to continue on for another year and a half. I thought she was being cute when she appeared on Ellen’s show a few months back and giggled about how it was obvious that she was breastfeeding but to flaunt those ugly things? Yuck! Sweetheart, do us all a favor and keep your looks G-Rated. It’s so much classier.