Add Another Weirdo to the Bunch

I must be feeling especially cynical lately because I just can’t seem to get excited about, or even be happy for, celebrity couples that are getting engaged, getting married, having babies, blah blah blah. The latest headlines, including Charlie Sheen and his newest custom-ordered babies, have just been so weird and wacky that I just can’t find the joy in them. The latest news is that Bruce Willis has gotten married to Emma Heming and so, she will now be joining in all the family barbecues and get-togethers that include Bruce’s ex, Demi Moore, and her new husband, Ashton Kutcher. Because, don’t we all know that this is just one big happy frickin family? But this story gets even weirder.

It seems as though Bruce may actually be trying to one-up his first wife after all. Demi Moore made major headlines when she and Ashton Kutcher first got together, due to their 15-year age difference. But Bruce must think they’re rookies as his new wife, Emma is a whopping 22 years younger than him! Add in to this whole mess the fact that Madonna showed up at their wedding and it looks as though you may have many of Hollywood’s weirdest right under one roof! From Gossip Girls,

“Following rumors that nuptials may be on the way, Bruce Willis has reportedly tied the knot with his model girlfriend, Emma Heming, on Parrot Cay in the Turks and Caicos islands today (March 21).

Making for quite the star-studded guest list, Willis and Heming entered married life with cheers from his ex-wife Demi Moore, her husband Ashton Kutcher, as well as the “Queen of Pop” Madonna.

Willis and Heming, who are separated in age by 22 years, have been dating since last year - with Willis recently saying that he was eager to get married and still is thinking about adding more children to the family.”

So this means that Emma is actually much closer in age to Scout, Bruce’s son, than her husband and Ashton is closer in age to Rumer, Demi’s daughter, than he is his wife. And they really can’t see what’s so messed up about this situation? I swear these people do it for the shock value.

Connor Cruise Bonds with his Dad

Okay, just because I rant and rave about how Tom Cruise can’t be bothered to spend time with either of his two older children, Connor and Isabella, I thought that it would be nice to run this story of Tom enjoying some time with his son at the Daytona 500 this weekend. Keith Urban, Nicole’s new hubby performed two songs at the event. I wonder if that was awkward or if the whole family has that ‘this is cool, we’re all cool’ kind of approach that Demi Moore and Bruce Willis seem to have. From BumpShack,

“Proud daddy Tom Cruise spent some quality time with his son Connor as the two watched from the first row the Daytona 500 held at Daytona International Speedway in Florida. Ironically mommy’s new husband Keith Urban kicked off the event with a surprise two-song performance as both Tom and Connor applauded.”

The two really do seem to be enjoying a day as father and son. It’s good to see, I’d like to see more pictures like this with Tom spending time with his other two kids. Connor can also be seen in his debut movie that was recently released, “7 Pounds”, which also stars Will Smith.

In Creepy News of the Day

I think Rumer Willis will always be one of those people I just don’t quite get. Whenever we see her, she’s talking about really weird things such as how she’s not a lesbian and other than being the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, she’s not really famous for anything. Which I suppose is fine for now but if she wants to pursue any kind of career in Hollywood, she’s going to need more to go on than just famous parents and telling magazine weird snippets such as she’s not a lesbian. Now she has moved from weird to creepy when the talk turns to her stepdad, Ashton Kutcher. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“In a recent interview, Actress Rumour Willis confesses that she had posters of Ashton Kutcher on her wall and now he is her stepdad.
She also admits that dropping out of college a year ago was because she was determined to make her own way in the world.”

You can’t blame the girl for falling all ’starry-eyed’ in love with a young celebrity such as Ashton Kutcher. She’s not a fortune teller and obviously didn’t know what was going to happen. I do think it’s weird that she would feel the need to tell other people that, let alone a published interview. Just don’t even go there, there’s no need for it. But I guess that’s what’s going to happen when your mom marries someone that could be your brother. Eew. I know they’re all cool with this whole situation but it still really kind of gives me the creeps.

Shocking New Couple Alert!!

So what would you think about it if Paris Hilton hooked up with George Clooney? It’s an odd combination but one that I might not be all that uncomfortable with. Paris turns into whoever she’s dating - she was the proper princess when she was engaged to that clone of hers, she became a rocker chic when she hooked up with Benji Madden and I think she’ll become a nice mixture of the two if this thing with Georgey-Boy keeps going much longer. He’s got a small bad-ass side of him but he’s also so incredibly charming and can be just as proper as Paris when he needs to be. Never mind the fact that both of them are so incredibly hot that I think they’ll look amazing together. From Celebedge,

“Paris Hilton is reportedly dating George Clooney.

The socialite fuelled speculation of a romance after recently enjoying an “intimate” evening with the ‘Burn After Reading’ star at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in Hollywood, according to Life and Style Weekly magazine.

A source said: “Paris and George sat and talked together for ages. They didn’t seem to be aware of anyone else in the room.”

The following evening, Paris, 27, was seen sitting beside 47-year-old George at a dinner at a Hollywood restaurant, with other guests including director Ridley Scott and Brittany Flickinger, winner of ‘Paris Hilton’s My New BFF’ show.”

The only problem I can actually see with these two hooking up is the fact that George Clooney is 20 years Paris’ senior. But I think I can get over it. I overcame any issues with age when Demi Moore hooked up with Ashton Kutcher.

Rumer is getting Rumors of her Own

As much as I love both of her parents, what were Bruce Willis and Demi Moore thinking when they decided that the child of two of the biggest stars in the world should be named Rumer?!? Okay, now that that’s off my chest, yes, Rumer Willis has indeed begun sparking rumors of her own. The latest (and to my recollection,) the first, rumor to be heard about the young lady is that she’s a lesbian. Because that seems to be the hot topic around the town of Tinseltown lately. From Contact Music,

“RUMER WILLIS is happy to let gossips spread false rumours she is gay, because it gives her something to laugh about.
The single actress, who is the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, insists she is most definitely not a lesbian, but isn’t threatened by the suggestions she prefers girls to boys.
She tells the forthcoming issue of PageSix magazine, “If people call me a lesbian because I have short hair and I wear jeans instead of dresses, then by all means run with it. I think it’s hilarious. I like guys.”

Well, I really try not to generalize and stereotype, especially when I’m speaking publicly but Rumer really does look like a lesbian! I am always sort of confused when I look at pictures of her. She reminds me so much of her mom and yet, I think Rumer is especially unattractive and I think Demi Moore is one of the most stunning starlets Hollywood will ever see. So as to whether she’s gay or not, it doesn’t matter to me but I wish to God she would stop wearing those hideous bubble skirts!

Is Cher the next Demi Moore?

Okay well of course Cher doesn’t actually want to be Demi Moore since the two women couldn’t be more different. Except in one area that is - the age they like their men! It seems just as Moore found her true love in Ashton Kutcher, Cher may have found the same in her new beau, Tim Medvetz. Cher is twenty four years this man’s senior but no matter how much younger than she is, he definitely has an interesting story. Medvetz is a biker guy, complete with facial hair, that loves whiskey and fried chicken. Six years ago he was in a serious bike accident that left him in a wheelchair for six months. Obviously not one to be discouraged, he still vowed to climb Mt. Everest. And he did! After one unsuccessful attemp, Medvetz was one of the privileged few to be able to leave his footprint on top of the great mountain.

But the story gets even more interesting. The National Enquirer has reported that the two are planning on getting married! From Celebitchy,

“As for Cher and Medvetz’s plans to marry, the Enquirer says they plan to marry “in a quickie Las Vegas ceremony by the end of the year,” and that Cher is asking him to sign a prenup first to protect her assets. There’s not much detail about either statement and the article focuses more on Medvetz’s background and their courtship.”

I have no idea how long these two have been dating but I seriously doubt that the Enquirer has their facts right on this one. Not only did the title they use insinuate that Cher was already married but she never actually says in the interview that they’re planning a wedding. Who knows? Perhaps they are getting married. I honestly wouldn’t know how to predict the outcome of this one, though.

Christina Aguilera is in Love - With Her Boobs!

This is definitely marked on my list of “Grossest Things I’ve Seen Today.” Christina Aguilera is breastfeeding her son, Max and is partly doing it for reasons that have nothing to do with the infant’s nutrition. From The Pop Crunch Show,

“Christina Aguilera has a “Dirty” plan for hanging on to her ample post-pregnancy bosom. Christina “loves her fuller cleavage,” which she credits to breastfeeding, and she “wants to keep it as long as she can,” according to a Star Magazine spy. The “Fighter” singer is so enthralled with her E-cup cleave she’s decided to keep breastfeeding her five month old son Max until he turns two.

“Christina knows lots of women breastfeed until their kids are two years old-she even heard that Demi Moore did it.”

Well, if Demi did it, it must be okay. I actually have no problem with feeding your little tyke however long you think is appropriate. However, those things are not attractive! I’m a big fan of Christina’s but honey, you gotta put those ladies away! You can actually see the veins in them and who wants to look at that? Well, Christina apparently. The other issue is that an 18-month old doesn’t need the same amount of milk that a five-month old does so they are going to get smaller, even if she does decide to continue on for another year and a half. I thought she was being cute when she appeared on Ellen’s show a few months back and giggled about how it was obvious that she was breastfeeding but to flaunt those ugly things? Yuck! Sweetheart, do us all a favor and keep your looks G-Rated. It’s so much classier.