Who Is Lindsay Dating?

It seems that every newspaper, magazine, tabloid, and blog in the land needs to pair Lindsay Lohan with someone, anyone these days. The reports of who Lindsay is dating range from cute to just plain weird. And most of them, probably just plain untrue. Here are three of the most current rumors and we’ll see if you can guess correctly at who Lindsay’s dating. (Cause I sure don’t have a clue!)

The first comes from Gossip Center, who claim that Lilo is dating Kevin Connolly, who plays Eric Murphy on the HBO show Entourage. According to this rumor, it’s nothing serious as of yet but the two have been seeing each other for a few weeks now. From Gossip Center,

“The “I Know Who Killed Me” actress has been linked to “Entourage” stud Kevin Connolly as of late after hooking up at an after-hours party thrown by Leonardo DiCaprio last month.
An inside source told InTouch, “Lindsay and Kevin have been sneaking around. It’s not serious yet, but they seem to have some sort of physical connection.”

Another gal pal revealed, “Lindsay isn’t sure what’s going to happen, so for now she wants to keep things quiet.”

I would love to see Lilo hook up with Kevin Connolly. That’s mostly because I think Connolly is super cute and he keeps things pretty low-pro most of the time so dating someone as high-pro and dramatic as Lindsay Lohan, we’d be sure to see much more of him.

And that brings us to the other high-pro, super high-drama, and super high-maintenance celebrity that Lindsay has also been linked with recently – John Mayer. Whenever I hear of anyone hooking up with John Mayer I want to wretch. Partly because it does mean we’ll have to hear more about him but mostly because I can’t believe anyone would be so stupid as to get mixed up with him. And I don’t even think he’s good looking! This one comes from Gossip Rocks,

“Lindsay Lohan has sparked rumours she is romancing John Mayer.
The troubled actress appears to be moving on from her on/off girlfriend Samantha Ronson after she was seen flirting with the musician on Monday night.

Lohan and renowned womaniser Mayer partied at a private table at New York nightclub Butter, where they danced until 3am.

“She would follow his every move,” a source told E! News. “He would dance with the waitresses and then come back. She was way into it.”

Mayer was downing shots of Belvedere vodka, but Lohan – who has battled addictions to alcohol and drugs – stayed sober.

It is not known if the pair left the club together, but Lohan sent an online message to Mayer the following morning.

The 23-year-old Hollywood star wrote on Mayer’s Twitter account: “shhhhhhhhhhhhhh butter-face (sic)”

That whole thing is just sort of gross. But we move away from the Mayer rumors and on to the most unbelievable. This scandalicious rumor has Lindsay Lohan making out in a nightclub with Cash Warren. That’s right, the same Cash Warren that is Jessica Alba’s husband. I am really not putting too much stock in this story. I mean really, nothingLindsay could do would surprise me I don’t think but, I can’t see Cash stepping out on his wife and little baby girl like that. It sounds like Bump Shack, which ran the story, isn’t buying it either.

“After Tiger Woods’ multiple affairs story, nothing should really surprise us anymore. Actress Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba’s husband Cash Warren have been caught making out at the Hollywood Club Villa last month (November 19), according to US Weekly.

A source claims Lindsay and Cash were so into each other that they just started French kissing right in front of their friends. ‘”It was raw. They were not shy,” said the so-called “source.” It’s kind of hard to believe Cash would do something like that in public with such a troubled star like Lindsay. The timing of the story is also a bit odd and unless they actually come up with some photographic evidence we are not buying it!”

Yeah, with everyone having a cell phone these days, and all cell phones having a camera built into them, I’m sure no one could have snapped one pic of the two making out. I agree with Bump Shack, I’m gonna need hard evidence on this one.

So, do you think you know who Lindsay’s dating? Is there someone in this mix that you would prefer? I’m voting for Kevin Connolly and to me, he sounds the most believable too. Although it wouldn’t surprise me if Lilo and John Mayer started going together either.

Jess and Cash Celebrate Dad’s Day

There were many stars out and about this weekend enjoying some special Dad-time and Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were no different. Jessica Alba was no doubt also celebrating the fact that neither Oklahoma City or the United Way are pressing charges after she put up some shark posters. Last week Alba plastered a United Way poster with shark conservation posters. I guess you can be passionate about a cause without tramping all over someone else’s. Good argument I suppose. But I do think that pressing charges, and maybe even jail time which was being tossed around, would have been a touch ridiculous. Apparently, so does everyone else.

So now Jess is spending some time with her daughter, Honor Marie, and Cash just enjoying the sights instead of doing hard campaigning. And because it’s been awhile since we’ve checked in on Cash, Jess, and little Honor Marie, we thought we’d see what they were up to. From Gossip Girls,

“Spending the weekend with her family, Jessica Alba was spotted out with hubby, Cash Warren, and their baby girl, Honor Marie.
And yesterday (June 21), the happy family celebrated Father’s Day with some breakfast at Nate and Al’s in Beverly Hills, and looked to be having a delightful time.”

So it seems that Cash’s first Father’s Day was a very good one and Honor Marie just keeps getting cuter and cuter!

Alba’s Whine Follows Her Wherever She Goes

I am so freakin sick and tired of Jessica Alba’s whine. She whined that the media was in her face all the time during her pregnancy, rumored to be because she didn’t want ‘fat’ pictures taken of her and after Honor was born, she was seen toting that little one all over town. Only of course, once she had gotten her figure back a bit. Now she’s whining that the press has ruined her wedding to Cash Warren by blabbing the story before she could tell her parents. Umm….does anyone else see a problem with this? Let’s get something straight. She was already married to Cash when the story was reported and her parents still didn’t know. How is that the press’ fault? I mean, if some guy with a laptop or a camera gets info before your own parents - after the fact? Isn’t the onus really on you? I’m just not feeling her pain…again. From Contact Music,

“JESSICA ALBA has accused the media of ruining her 2008 wedding to CASH WARREN, by reporting on the ’secret’ ceremony before she could tell her parents.
The couple wed in a low-key ceremony at the Beverly Hills Courthouse in Los Angeles on 19 May (08), just weeks before Alba gave birth to the couple’s first child, daughter Honor Marie.
The 27-year-old actress was devastated when news of the wedding leaked and her parents found out from a journalist.
She tells America’s Elle magazine, “The person who helped us sign the documents told the press that day, so my parents found out from a reporter before we got to tell them. We were planning to take them out to dinner and tell them, but that got ruined.
“(I was) More hurt, probably, than anything. It’s not the first time something like that has happened. Journalists feel entitled to do whatever it takes to get a sensational story, no matter how it affects the person involved. We’re not really people, right? We’re just celebrities.”

Yeah for the most part, Jessica, to us you are just a celebrity. Sorry, I guess that’s the price you pay for all of those millions of dollars that you cry yourself to sleep into. I just hate it when celebrities get all bitchy about having cameras in their faces and granted, in some cases, their complaints are perfectly justifiable but Jessica wants the cameras there when they suit her and expects them to just go away when she doesn’t. Add to that the fact that compared to other celebrities, Alba isn’t even really harassed by the media all that much and I really don’t know what her problem is. If we knew before her parents did about the fact that she had gotten married, tough beans in my opinion. It’s not our responsibility to make sure that she’s told all of her loved ones first.

Jessica & Cash Celebrate Their Love

There’s something that I sort of like about Jessica Alba and Cash Warren. I don’t get overly joyed about either of them but they’re a quieter sort of Hollywood couple, who seem to know who they are individually and who they are together, and they are perfectly happy with both. On Friday they celebrated their love not so quietly as they held a huge bash to celebrate their family and their love for each other. They were married a little over a year ago but it was done in a courthouse and this was a party that gave them a chance to recognize their commitment and celebrate it with friends and family. From US

“Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren’s families came together for the first time on Friday to celebrate the couple at their Beverly Hills home.

Though they officially wed last summer, Friday’s event served as a formal reception to “celebrate their love and commitment to each other,” a partygoer told Usmagazine.com.
At the event, both Alba and Warren spoke about their relationship before turning things over to their fathers, who each expressed happiness over the union of the two families. Later, a mariachi band played.

“There were no tears,” the partygoer said, “just lots of happiness and love. It felt extremely special for everyone.”

The partygoer added that it was Warren’s speech, which detailed his pride in his wife and their daughter, that made guests especially emotional.

Before the reception took place, a source said that it would likely be “very romantic” and that tents were already up a day before the event.”

Even if the two individually don’t interest me all that much, I think together as a couple I like them so much just because they do seem so real and that’s so hard to come by among the rich and famous. This seems like something that anyone’s family would do to celebrate and there’s something so relatable about that, I just have to like it!

Honoring Honor

OK has come out with the pictures of Honor Marie Warren, who of course was born early last month to parents Jessica Alba and Cash Warren. There is nothing to say that she is absolutely gorgeous but when your parents look like that, you have genes working for you. I love looking at the celebrity baby pics. When they’re all sharing a quiet moment and the whole family is wrapped up in cuddly sheets. In real life, baby pics include at least one exhausted parent, a screaming child, and everyone is standing amongst a complete disaster that they once remember as being their living room. These are certainly beautiful though and Jessica, of course, looks amazing!

Jessica Alba Finally Had her Baby!!!

After it seems more than a nine-month pregnancy, Jessica Alba has finally had her baby with Cash Warren. Is it just me or did it seem like she was pregnant FOREVER?!? She told Ryan Seacrest on the Red Carpet at the Oscar’s that she was in her third trimester, which kept us all on the edge of our seats for months and now, the two welcomed a baby girl on Saturday. From US Magazine,

“Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl, her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.
Honor Marie Warren was born Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Alba’s father was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.” Warren — in a T-shirt, jeans and baseball cap — was spotted carrying food into the maternity ward Sunday.

Alba, 26, and Warren, 28, announced they were expecting last December.

During her pregnancy, Alba admitted, “anything could make me incredibly angry or break down crying. That’s not something I’m used to.”

Her one fear about mommyhood: Breastfeeding.

She told Extra she had a dream, and “it had to do with breastfeeding, which is the only thing I’m paranoid about. More than giving birth.”

Alba and Cash have had a very busy past six months, besides making huge appearances at award shows. Just after announcing to the world that they were expecting, the two got engaged and they became husband and wife on May 19. Most recently, they have moved into a Beverly Hills home that cost a cool four mill. The new baby will be welcomed into the home by her parents and their three dogs. And just as a side note, I hate to be a critic but what is with the name Honor?

Jessica Alba Marries Cash Warren

It seems as though Jessica Alba has been pregnant FOREVAH! She chose to go a different route than that of Ashlee Simpson in regards to marrying before baby. Instead of marrying soon before showing a baby bump, it seems that Alba has put off getting married until she’s about ready to pop! From Celebrity Baby Scoop,

“Parents-to-be and Cash Warren have tied the knot! The couple wed in a secret wedding ceremony in a Beverly Hills courthouse on Monday.

According to sources, Jessica wore a long blue casual dress and her hair was in a ponytail. Apparently, no one else attended the service. Alba, 27, is expecting her first child, a daughter, with Warren, 31. The couple met while filming Fantastic Four.”

In true celebrity style, they have kept their nuptials quiet although not having anyone present does seem to be a bit extreme. But I do think that this is rarity in any type of world that a bride chooses to marry when she will be waddling down the aisle. Well, best of luck to the couple as they prepare for their newest addition to their very new family!