Oh, Please! Tom Cruise Councils Posh on her Marriage

There are some weird families in Hollywood. And by weird, I mean wacko. So far out in left field that they ain’t even in the ballpark anymore. The whole Kutcher/Moore/Willis bunch are a few that top the list, and the Osmonds are a given. But Tom Cruise will also always rank up there when it comes to his family values and what he considers to be proper ways for people to conduct themselves. Many of these ‘values’ that Cruise holds dear relate to family issues, such as when he opened his trap about Brooke Shields dealing with her postpartum depression by using medication. Of course, that was eons ago and I suppose that Lord Cruise has now decided to turn his focus onto someone else in their ‘family’, and that person is Victoria Beckham, wife of course, of David Beckham.

This whole foursome is just weird. The whole Beckham/Cruise clan showing up everywhere together and doing really weird, personal things together is just a little too icky for my liking. But, Tommy-boy now wants to council Victoria about her marriage to David. Apparently, Tom had some very good points that Posh is going to seriously consider. Please. One of these ‘good points’ is that the two (Vicks and Becks) need to make a point of making time together because time apart can cause marriage a lot of stress. Does he realize that Victoria and David have been married for 10 years and have 3 children together? Not to mention the fact that they’re both mega-stars and might realize the stresses that brings to a relationship? This is what The Daily Express has to say about it via Celebitchy,

“TOM CRUISE has become a self-appointed “relationship guru” to his good friends David and Victoria Beckham. The Hollywood actor, who is himself in a happy marriage with actress Katie Holmes, has been counselling Posh and Becks on how best to stay happy while juggling diverging careers, we hear.

A friend revealed that Tom’s pep talk has since had a “profound effect” on Victoria, 35, who is looking to make things easier for David during this tough time in his career.

“After an evening with David, Tom decided to have a friendly chat with Victoria about the family’s future, saying it was because he cared so much about all of them,” revealed a source.

“They love each other dearly but Tom is a big believer in talking about issues . He could see they were both worried about the future and what it might hold.”

The Mission Impossible actor is understood to be concerned that the former Spice Girl – who runs a successful fashion empire from her home in the US – will want to stay in Los Angeles while her husband, 35, heads back to Europe.

“He talked to her about David ageing, his football career, the pressures of disgruntled fans, his loneliness when away from the family and how time apart is how marriages can fall apart,” adds the source.

“Victoria knows that Tom has a point because she saw how their recent trip to the Seychelles really improved their relationship. It seems his heart to heart made a huge impact on her.”

I am tempted to laugh at this entire thing and shrug it off as a bad phony story made up on a slow news day. But Tom Cruise is so freakin condescending, I can just see him sitting Victoria down to have a heart-to-heart. Looking down at her with a frown on his face, shaking his head, acting like he’s God. And then, what’s she going to say about it? That the guy’s a moron and she really hopes that they can break off this life-long friendship soon?

And what could Victoria and David Beckham really have to worry about? The two are so stupidly in love with each other that it’s ridiculous and even if his career is in some sort of rocky patch (I’m not a big soccer follower), it’s not like they’re going to be forced to move their children into a shack. And Tom Cruise is trying to talk to her about it? What has he done recently? His wife is making guest appearances on dance shows and doing one Broadway play. I like Katie Holmes and I’m sure they’re not suffering either but, I don’t think Tom Cruise is in any position to look down on anyone.

I’m sure that Victoria and David are fine. And I’m sure that they’ll continue to be fine. And I really wish that someone would tell Tom Cruise to cram it once and for all.

Add Another Weirdo to the Bunch

I must be feeling especially cynical lately because I just can’t seem to get excited about, or even be happy for, celebrity couples that are getting engaged, getting married, having babies, blah blah blah. The latest headlines, including Charlie Sheen and his newest custom-ordered babies, have just been so weird and wacky that I just can’t find the joy in them. The latest news is that Bruce Willis has gotten married to Emma Heming and so, she will now be joining in all the family barbecues and get-togethers that include Bruce’s ex, Demi Moore, and her new husband, Ashton Kutcher. Because, don’t we all know that this is just one big happy frickin family? But this story gets even weirder.

It seems as though Bruce may actually be trying to one-up his first wife after all. Demi Moore made major headlines when she and Ashton Kutcher first got together, due to their 15-year age difference. But Bruce must think they’re rookies as his new wife, Emma is a whopping 22 years younger than him! Add in to this whole mess the fact that Madonna showed up at their wedding and it looks as though you may have many of Hollywood’s weirdest right under one roof! From Gossip Girls,

“Following rumors that nuptials may be on the way, Bruce Willis has reportedly tied the knot with his model girlfriend, Emma Heming, on Parrot Cay in the Turks and Caicos islands today (March 21).

Making for quite the star-studded guest list, Willis and Heming entered married life with cheers from his ex-wife Demi Moore, her husband Ashton Kutcher, as well as the “Queen of Pop” Madonna.

Willis and Heming, who are separated in age by 22 years, have been dating since last year - with Willis recently saying that he was eager to get married and still is thinking about adding more children to the family.”

So this means that Emma is actually much closer in age to Scout, Bruce’s son, than her husband and Ashton is closer in age to Rumer, Demi’s daughter, than he is his wife. And they really can’t see what’s so messed up about this situation? I swear these people do it for the shock value.

Connor Cruise Bonds with his Dad

Okay, just because I rant and rave about how Tom Cruise can’t be bothered to spend time with either of his two older children, Connor and Isabella, I thought that it would be nice to run this story of Tom enjoying some time with his son at the Daytona 500 this weekend. Keith Urban, Nicole’s new hubby performed two songs at the event. I wonder if that was awkward or if the whole family has that ‘this is cool, we’re all cool’ kind of approach that Demi Moore and Bruce Willis seem to have. From BumpShack,

“Proud daddy Tom Cruise spent some quality time with his son Connor as the two watched from the first row the Daytona 500 held at Daytona International Speedway in Florida. Ironically mommy’s new husband Keith Urban kicked off the event with a surprise two-song performance as both Tom and Connor applauded.”

The two really do seem to be enjoying a day as father and son. It’s good to see, I’d like to see more pictures like this with Tom spending time with his other two kids. Connor can also be seen in his debut movie that was recently released, “7 Pounds”, which also stars Will Smith.

In Creepy News of the Day

I think Rumer Willis will always be one of those people I just don’t quite get. Whenever we see her, she’s talking about really weird things such as how she’s not a lesbian and other than being the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, she’s not really famous for anything. Which I suppose is fine for now but if she wants to pursue any kind of career in Hollywood, she’s going to need more to go on than just famous parents and telling magazine weird snippets such as she’s not a lesbian. Now she has moved from weird to creepy when the talk turns to her stepdad, Ashton Kutcher. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“In a recent interview, Actress Rumour Willis confesses that she had posters of Ashton Kutcher on her wall and now he is her stepdad.
She also admits that dropping out of college a year ago was because she was determined to make her own way in the world.”

You can’t blame the girl for falling all ’starry-eyed’ in love with a young celebrity such as Ashton Kutcher. She’s not a fortune teller and obviously didn’t know what was going to happen. I do think it’s weird that she would feel the need to tell other people that, let alone a published interview. Just don’t even go there, there’s no need for it. But I guess that’s what’s going to happen when your mom marries someone that could be your brother. Eew. I know they’re all cool with this whole situation but it still really kind of gives me the creeps.

Rumer is getting Rumors of her Own

As much as I love both of her parents, what were Bruce Willis and Demi Moore thinking when they decided that the child of two of the biggest stars in the world should be named Rumer?!? Okay, now that that’s off my chest, yes, Rumer Willis has indeed begun sparking rumors of her own. The latest (and to my recollection,) the first, rumor to be heard about the young lady is that she’s a lesbian. Because that seems to be the hot topic around the town of Tinseltown lately. From Contact Music,

“RUMER WILLIS is happy to let gossips spread false rumours she is gay, because it gives her something to laugh about.
The single actress, who is the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, insists she is most definitely not a lesbian, but isn’t threatened by the suggestions she prefers girls to boys.
She tells the forthcoming issue of PageSix magazine, “If people call me a lesbian because I have short hair and I wear jeans instead of dresses, then by all means run with it. I think it’s hilarious. I like guys.”

Well, I really try not to generalize and stereotype, especially when I’m speaking publicly but Rumer really does look like a lesbian! I am always sort of confused when I look at pictures of her. She reminds me so much of her mom and yet, I think Rumer is especially unattractive and I think Demi Moore is one of the most stunning starlets Hollywood will ever see. So as to whether she’s gay or not, it doesn’t matter to me but I wish to God she would stop wearing those hideous bubble skirts!