Shape Up? How About Grow Up?!

Charlie Sheen is just like that guy we all knew going through high school - he’s good looking, he’s charming, he’s arrogant as hell, and he thinks that the world is his champagne glass here for him to drink from it. Everyone knows that he has gone through his own life leaving some of it rather tainted and I think the general public had even started to like him. He’s married now…not to a psycho this time…he’s got kids and more on the way…It seemed as though his troubled past was finally behind him and he may actually be starting to think like a grown up and settle down. But sadly, this is not the case.

Brooke Mueller, Charlie’s new wifey and the Two and a Half Men star have just recently come out announcing that not only are they expecting but it’s to be twins, and with the help of a few scientific advancements they will most likely be boys. So what better time is there than to fly to Las Vegas for a good old-fashioned weekend hangin with the boys and getting lapdances?! Yep, Charlie Sheen sickens me and this is why. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“Star magazine is reporting that bad boy & reformed playboy Charlie Sheen fled to Las Vegas on Oct. 25 to blow off steam — leaving his wife who is preggers at home. Apparently, he certainly wasn’t looking like a married man with twin sons on the way as he surrounded himself with pretty young women, partied with Spin City costar Michael Boatman at Privé and got lap dances at the strip club Spearmint Rhino. I guess a leopard does not change his spots! “He’s still carrying on and boozing,” a source tells Star.

His weekend away from Brooke did more harm than good for his marriage. When she got wind of what Charlie was up to in Las Vegas, “she went off the deep end,” and told Charlie to either Shape Up or GET OUT!”

Now, I’m fairly liberal in my thinking when it comes to married men and strip clubs. I don’t think that they are forbidden places and by simply thinking of entering one, a man has already cheated on his wife. I do however, don’t feel that it is necessary for a married man to be getting lapdances at strip clubs and I don’t think it’s necessary to go to a strip club at all when you’re wife is at home growing babies. The nine months of pregnancy are a special form of punishment for a woman and the husband needs to be by her side taking care of her whenever he possibly can. And good Lord, what was he thinking pissing off a pregnant woman?!? Not smart, Charlie. Not smart at all.

Just when I was Starting to Like Him

I have always been sort of on the fence about how I feel about Charlie Sheen. I definitely have never loved him, have barely liked him and then when things turned so bad for him and Denise Richards and they both started acting like complete juveniles, I started to completely hate them both. However, I really, really hated Denise and the fact that Sheen had gone above and beyond to make her completely writhe in her seat, first by marrying Wife #3 Brooke Mueller and then getting her pregnant - WOW! I could just imagine what a blow that was to poor, little Denise, who was busy sending her to children to therapy and lying about their father. So when Brooke and Charlie announced that they were having twins, I thought it just didn’t get any better. BUT - then I found out something that I just don’t think is cool. From People,

“Brooke and Charlie are expecting twins, and they are so excited,” Moira Fiore, who spent time with Brooke last week, tells PEOPLE. “Obviously, I am floating on air.”

Fiore says that the couple “think the twins are boys” but aren’t sure.

“Brooke has had all day morning sickness but is coming to the end of the first trimester so she hopefully will feel better soon,” says Fiore of her 31-year-old daughter. “It has been rough for her.”

Still, “Brooke looks so beautiful,” adds her mom. “She is just glowing.”

Sheen, 42, who is already a father to three girls, has expressed interest in having a son. In August, Brooke told PEOPLE she thought they would have a boy. “Odds are it’s a boy, but we’ll be happy with either sex,” she said at the time.”

I just don’t like it when people go to these extreme measures to make sure that they get the ‘right’ baby, or babies, in this case. And then Brooke says that she’ll be happy ‘with either sex.’ Obviously not, since you had to involve advanced technology in your conception. For absolutely no reason! I think medical advances are great and have given many women who were once without options, open doors that weren’t once available to them. But it’s not like it was these babies or no babies, it was ‘these babies, and they need to be boys.’ It’s just so wrong! Do celebrities really not have enough that they feel as though they need to take fate into their own hands as well?

Driving Denise Crazy

Charlie Sheen has announced that he and his wife, Brooke Mueller are expecting and although the news isn’t really about Denise Richards, you know damn well that she will do her utmost to make sure that it is! She’s just so extremely childlish that I’m sure she’ll use this new streak of jealousy to call Charlie a horrible father and throw despicable accusations at him. Charlie and Brooke however, are of course ecstatic about it. From the Gossip Girls,

“Brooke and I are thrilled! She’s the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for,” Sheen, 42, says, referring to his daughters Sam, 4, and Lola, 2 (with ex-wife Denise Richards), and Cassandra, 23 (with ex-girlfriend Paula Profitt)

The “Major League” actor adds: “Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she’ll be an amazing mom. Unless I bat 100%, perhaps a boy awaits us.”

These two did get pregnant very quickly, as they were just married this past May. And although they were confronted with pregnancy rumors back in June, they assured everyone that there was no bun in the oven. They even said that there were no plans for one so obviously, this comes as a surprise to everyone. Congratulations, Charlie and Brooke, you’re about to be inducted into the baby bump hall of fame!

Charlie Sheen Now a Married Man

On Friday, in a quiet ceremony in Beverly Hills, Charlie Sheen got married to Brooke Mueller. The night marked the third weddding for Sheen who has also been married to model Donna Peele and in 2002 he married Denise Richards, with whom he is now having very ugly and very public fights. Sheen and Mueller have been engaged since last summer and according to the Sydney Morning Herald it was a beautiful ceremony. Here is what they reported,

“The wedding took place in front of 70 guests, including Charlie’s father Martin Sheen, his Two and a Half Men co-star Holland Taylor, and Brooke’s best friend Rebecca Gayheart who was accompanied by her Grey’s Anatomy actor husband Eric Dane.

Charlie’s three daughters Cassandra, 23, Sam, four, and Lola, three, also attended, with Sam and Lola acting as flower girls.

The couple wrote their own vows, and Brooke wore a white Reem Acra gown.

Hours before the wedding, Charlie said: “We love each other and want to spend the rest of our lives together.”

Hopefully this marriage will work out despite the troubles that are surrounding their marriage. Denise Richards is being her same immature self as she and Sheen duke it out in the courtroom for custody of their two daughters, Sam and Lola. Richards is making accusations in court that Sheen has inappropriately touched his daughters, which is just a false accusation that should never be made. She has also called his new marriage a publicity stunt, which couldn’t be funnier considering that Richards herself made sure that she would be in the papers as much as she could just before her horrible new reality show premiered.

Sheen and Mueller are honeymooning in Costa Rica and I wish them nothing but the best.