Charlie Sheen May be in a Heap of Trouble

So, anyone who marries Charlie Sheen after this is an idiot. Because this thing with Brooke Mueller is not going to last, and any marriage to Sheen just spells drama and trouble. This whole incident of Charlie beating the crap out of Brooke has led to a whole downward spiral of events that all equal to the demise of Charlie and Brooke, both as a couple and as individuals. But, the fact that he may never get married again, and the fact that he has to come to terms with the horrible human being he is, are both really the least of Charlie Sheen’s issues. He may be going to jail. And for a very long time.

One reason for this is that Denise Richards aka. Notorious Liar, and Charlie’s ex-wife, is about to come forward for Charlie’s trial and testify that he threatened to have her killed and that he pushed and shoved her while she was holding their daughter. Before you get too sympathetic for Denise Richards, let me remind you that she has made no bones about the fact that she despises Charlie, despite recently saying on Oprah that she still loves him but isn’t “in love with him.” She also said on Oprah during that same interview that Charlie was never physically abusive, but that he was very emotionally abusive. That’s contradictory to what she’s preparing to say on the stand though. From Bump Shack,

“Richards claimed on December 30, 2005, in the middle of an argument, she was holding their daughter Lola, when Charlie “pushed me, shoving me with his two hands between my shoulders. I was forced backwards and tripped over one of the children’s toys and fell on the floor with Lola.”

According to the declaration, Charlie then pointed his finger at her and screamed, “I hope you f–king die, bitch.” Richards says as Charlie was walking out the front door he said “he was going to have me killed. He said you are f–king with the wrong guy.”

But words from scorned ex-lovers aren’t the only things stacking up against Charlie. There’s also now talk going around that there were drugs involved in Charlie and Brooke’s marriage. What?!! No!! Okay, the drug issue is no surprise to anyone, especially since Brooke is now attending rehab at home to kick crack. But, these drug sessions resulted in some pretty disgusting threesomes that were apparently something that Charlie and Brooke liked to do quite often when they were all cracked out. The problem with this, other than just being nauseating to think about, is that one of the women that the couple “shared their bed with” is willing to come forward about the drug use. And if drugs are introduced at your trial for beating women, it doesn’t spell good news. From Radar Online,

“Now an entirely new dimension of the Sheen-Mueller marriage is about to be publicly detailed. RadarOnline.com confirmed with a source who has direct knowledge of the situation that a woman who has slept with both Charlie and Brooke at the same time will be coming forward to reveal even more outrageous details of their relationship.

“Brooke is bisexual,” another insider told RadarOnline.com. “She and Charlie have had more than one woman share their bed in the short time they’ve been married.”

Brooke is being treated for crack addiction and alcoholism. Charlie had been using cocaine and also started boozing again.

“Some of the women they slept with together also did drugs with them,” the insider told RadarOnline.com.

The first source would not reveal if the woman who is about to go public saw Sheen and Mueller do drugs. And the source would not say when or how the woman will tell her story but RadarOnline.com learned that it will happen within the next two weeks.

Sheen, who is facing prison if convicted on a felony and two misdemeanor charges in Colorado, will be under even more heat if the Colorado district attorney is able to introduce illegal drug use into the actor’s trial.”

And among all of this, Brooke is saying that she’ll stay with Charlie if he can clean himself up and stay sober. Now, isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black? Apparently, she feels as though she won’t be able to stay clean if he can’t either and wants to work on their marriage but feels this is the only way to do it. Well, duh! From Digital Spy,

“Brooke Mueller has reportedly said that she will only stay married to Charlie Sheen if he keeps sober.

According to TMZ, Mueller feels that the only way she can remain abstinent is if the Two and a Half Men star stays clean himself.

She is currently attending rehab at home after leaving a California facility under controversial circumstances.

Sources close to Sheen have allegedly said that it is Mueller who is a bad influence on the actor and not the other way around.

“It’s Brooke’s craziness that is fuelling all of this,” explained one insider.”

Aren’t Brooke and Charlie exhausting? I’m tired just listening to them. Just like I was when it was Charlie and Denise Richards that were married! Oi. What it all boils down to is that Charlie Sheen really could be looking at doing some serious time. I know celebrities always manage to find a way out of it (read – money!) but this one is going to be hard to get out of. And it’s not like any of these are his first charges either.

And if he does get off, my prediction is that he and Brooke have about six more months of cracked out threesomes before eventually splitting up.

Brooke’s Got Some Problems Too

I really, really don’t want Brooke Mueller’s life. Ever. Not only was she beaten by her husband, Charlie Sheen on Christmas Day, but she also has some very serious substance abuse problems. During that incident, Brooke was said to be very, very drunk – very, very early in the morning after a night of partying with her husband. I think even though it was reported, it was sort of shrugged off because it didn’t really matter if she was drunk or not and people were more focused on how her husband was being dragged away in handcuffs.

But  now months later, more of these same problems of Brooke’s have come creeping up and this time, it’s landed her in rehab. And this actually isn’t the first time Brooke has had to go dry up. It’s not even the first time in the past few months. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“Mother-of-two Brooke Mueller – who has 11-month-old twin sons Max and Bob with husband Charlie Sheen – was reportedly admitted to The Canyon rehabilitation centre last Tuesday (09.02.10) for substance abuse after an “out of control” night of partying with her husband. A source told gossip website Radar Online: “Brooke has been in denial about her problem for a long time. “She’s smoking crack and she’s drinking heavily. Everyone around her wanted her to get help. Her mother has been attempting to convince her to go into rehab for a while now.”

Brooke’s return to rehab came just one day after Charlie’s arraignment hearing on felony and misdemeanor charges relating to his alleged assault on her on Christmas Day (25.12.09). However, shortly after the Aspen court visit – which saw terms of a restraining order against Charlie relaxed – the pair apparently partied together in Los Angeles before Brooke was urged to seek help for her problems.

Another source added: “She went on an all-nighter. She was just out of control. They partied that night. She didn’t stop. “It was just more of the same with Brooke. Her mother had been begging her to go into rehab. “It got to the point where even Charlie told her to go to rehab because of their kids. She had one final party, drinking pretty heavily, and Charlie was with her part of the time. But when he left it didn’t stop. The next day she was in bad, bad shape and that’s when she went into rehab.”

This is the second time Brooke has visited a rehabilitation centre in recent weeks. Last month she stayed at the Two Dreams Outer Banks treatment centre in North Carolina over alleged substance abuse problems, following a stay in hospital for pneumonia.”

Yep, I’ll say it again. I do not want Brooke Mueller’s life. Ever. And crack cocaine, that’s nice. She’s a really good mom.

Another Wife Beater Does His “Time”

In this case, the wife beater is Charlie Sheen and the “time” he’s doing, is marriage counseling. Yep, I guess it’s okay to straddle your wife and choke her, as long as you’re willing to talk to some stranger about it more than a month later. Oh and sorry, he’s also going to AA. Good for him.

Yesterday Charlie met with a judge in court in order to get the restraining order lifted. That was allowed, and so now Charlie and Brooke Mueller are back on their way home. Apparently, Brooke wanted the restraining order lifted earlier so that she could speak to Charlie about issues with their kids. Uummm…I don’t know that I would need an order lifted for that actually. I think I’d just do whatever I thought was best, and the guy who smacked me could go to hell if he didn’t like it. I just don’t understand these women who take their man back after they’ve been beaten by them. I know, it’s very common and they usually do, it takes a lot to leave, blah blah blah. I know. Still, it makes me crazy. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“The ‘Two and a Half Men’ star is reportedly determined to sort out his problems and get his relationship with Brooke Mueller – who he is accused of assaulting on Christmas Day (25.12.09) – back on track after a judge modified a restraining order against him yesterday (08.02.10) so the couple can live together again. A source told the Chicago Sun-Times newspaper: “Charlie and Brooke already are going through intense marriage counselling and Charlie has been very religious about attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and serious anger management counselling. “He’s telling everyone that he is going to do everything he can to make it work – and last.”

The restraining order which was put in place after the actor was charged with felony menacing and misdemeanour charges of third-degree assault and criminal mischief, has now been lifted on the condition the 44-year-old star does not drink alcohol, is in possession of guns or harasses his wife. Brooke’s attorney, Yale Galanter, said the couple – who have ten-month-old twin sons Bob and Max – had hugged and kissed in Pitkin County Courthouse after yesterday’s hearing before leaving separately, but planned to return to their Los Angeles home together.

He said: “I can tell you, Brooke very badly wanted to have contact with Charlie. There are many children’s issues she wanted to communicate with him about. “Brooke’s desire was to get the order modified so they could have contact and communicate because of their children. Judge Boyd was gracious enough to grant that and now Charlie and Brooke are on their way back to Los Angeles to continue their lives.”

There’s really not a lot more to say is there? Denise Richards recently told Oprah that Charlie was also abusive to her when they were married. And although she did say that Charlie never hit her, he was still abusive. So he’s stepped it up a notch with Brooke and most likely, will do it again. Because we all know that nothing’s going to come out of this hearing in March.

Charlie Sheen is Such a Loving Husband

It seems that all you have to do after beating your wife on Christmas Day and threatening her life is visit her in the hospital when she ends up in the hospital for pneumonia shortly after. That’s where Brooke Mueller is right now and her adoring husband, Charlie Sheen, visited his wife for the second time yesterday. This time though, he was allowed to actually talk to her! See, in case you missed it, Charlie visited his wife a few days ago when she was initially admitted to the hospital for a fever of 105 degrees. Unfortunately, because Brooke has an order against Charlie wherein he’s not allowed to have any contact with her or speak with her, he wasn’t actually allowed to visit her. However, a judge has temporarily lifted that order so that Charlie could be with her in the hospital. From TMZ,

“A much happier Charlie Sheen visited Brooke Mueller today in the hospital — and this time he was allowed to talk to his wife. Late yesterday, the judge in Charlie’s Aspen case relaxed the protective order and allowed Charlie to have contact with Brooke while she’s laid up in the hospital.”

The thing about Charlie Sheen is that I really want to like him. But I just can’t. I actually saw it on TMZ the first day he went to visit Brooke in the hospital and he did look very concerned and told the cameras that he was ‘just there to lend his love and support. Everything’s fine.’ And just the way he said it, it’s like he oozed charisma. But I too realize that saying it and actually meaning it are two very different things. And people may say that Sheen has changed his bad boy ways. And I’d agree with them. He’s taken the life of partying and drugs and stepped it up a notch to include beating his wife. Yes, he’s changed alright. Just not for the better.

More Inside News on Brooke and Charlie

It came as somewhat of a shock to most of us when we found out that Charlie Sheen spent Christmas Day behind bars due to the fact that he spent early that same morning choking and threatening his wife, Brooke Mueller. But it seems that this isn’t a shock to everyone and that even if they didn’t know that something such as violent and intense as this was on the horizon, the fact that Brooke and Charlie were having problems wasn’t a secret. And the fact that Charlie and Brooke were in Aspen together? They weren’t whisking themselves away on a romantic holiday getaway. They weren’t celebrating the holidays privately as a family and away from the Hollywood crazy. Brooke had actually been holed up there for weeks with their two sons, when Charlie decided to pop in to spend some time for the holidays. Yep, nuthin like good ol’ holiday time choking and threatening the ones we love. From Star,

“Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s marriage was in shambles in the weeks leading up to their Christmas day scuffle. Brooke even moved out of their L.A. home for five days in late November and stayed at the nearby Beverly Wilshire hotel before renting a place in Aspen, Star reports in our new issue — on newsstands Wednesday.

Still, Charlie flew to Aspen to spend the holidays with Brooke and their 9-month-old sons, Max and Bob. But things went terribly wrong when the Two and a Half Men star found himself in an Aspen, Colo., jail cell charged with felony domestic abuse charges after he reportedly choked Brooke after a night of drinking.

On Monday, the 911 call from Brooke was released and on it she tells the dispatcher Charlie threatened her with a knife. According to a report from RadarOnline.com, things came to a head when Brooke told Charlie she wanted a divorce.

Charlie was arrested on suspicion of second degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief in connection with a domestic violence incident. He posted $8,500 bail and has been ordered to appear in court in February, 2010.”

The online version of the story in Star didn’t even quote an anonymous source of any sort so, I am skeptical as to the truth of this story. I do have an inkling to believe the bit that comes from Radar Online but that is an actual source that is generally somewhat reliable. But even that bit of news is events that happened on that actual day, and not the weeks leading up to it. Still, even if there are no sources, the shoe does fit for this story, doesn’t it? They’re unhappy, Brooke threatens divorce and takes off with the kids. And he’s Charlie Sheen so he takes the most dramatic approach possible. Yep, this bit is probably true after all.

More on Charlie and Brooke

It was Christmas Day that Charlie Sheen was hauled out of his home in handcuffs due to a ‘domestic situation’ with his wife, Brooke Mueller and since then, we’ve heard all kinds of things, including Brooke’s refusal to cooperate with the authorities. Now we’re finding out that this refusal might come due to some threats that Charlie doled out while they were having the initial argument. This anyway, according to the story that’s being floated around now with the help of some of the police that were called to the scene. From US,

“Charlie Sheen allegedly held his wife Brooke Mueller at knifepoint and threatened to have her killed if she told anyone, according to a police affidavit released Monday.

After Mueller, 32, phoned 911 in a panic that Sheen had threatened her with a “knife,” officers went to a home in Aspen.

Officer Rick Magnuson says that when he arrived, he did not notice “any obvious injuries” on Mueller, 32, who was in the kitchen while Sheen, 44, waited upstairs.

When Magnuson took Sheen to the basement to talk, Sheen admitted that he and his wife — who wed in May 2008 and welcomed twin boys this year — had been having marital problems lately and that she “abuses alcohol,” according to the affidavit.

He said that Mueller began arguing with him at 3:30 a.m. after he “shared a song for his daughter whom he fathered with another woman.” The song made Mueller jealous, he said, and the argument escalated when she threatened to divorce him and take the children, the affidavit states.

According to the affidavit, Sheen told Magnuson that he and Mueller were yelling at each other and they had each slapped the other on the arm during the argument. He denied pushing or striking her, but he did admit that at one point, he took her eyeglasses and broke them in front of her.

Contrary to Mueller’s 911 claims, he denied threatening her with a knife. (According to the affidavit, Sheen acknowledged having a folding knife in his travel bag, which was outside the bedroom. Sheen showed the officer the dark colored, locking knife with a 4-inch blade. It was locked in the open position.)

According to the affidavit, another officer interviewed Mueller, who said she and Sheen were arguing in the bedroom. When she said she wanted a divorce, Mueller said Sheen grabbed her by the upper part of her throat while straddling her on the bed, according to the affidavit. He held a medium-sized, folding knife, blade exposed, to her throat, the affidavit states. She told the officer that Sheen said, “You better be in fear. If you tell anybody, I’ll kill you.’”

Mueller said Sheen also told her, “Your mother’s money means nothing. I have ex-police I can hire who know how to get the job done and they won’t leave any trace,” according to the affidavit, which also stated that an officer later noticed Mueller had “red marks on the upper part of the front of her neck.”

Mueller told the officer that she managed to get Sheen off her by telling him, “You’re right. You’re right. You’re right. I’m sorry. I love you.”

Sheen was later booked for second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief.

After spending most of his Christmas Day behind bars, he was released on $8,500 bond late Friday. (After his arrest, a rep for the actor told UsMagazine.com, “Do not be misled by appearance. Appearance and reality can be as different as night and day. It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion.”)

Prosecutors say they probably won’t decide until Sheen’s next court appearance Feb. 8 whether to file charges against the actor.

In December 1996, Sheen was arrested for attacking ex-girlfriend Brittany Ashfield at his home in Southern California. He pleaded guilty in 1997 and was placed on two years’ probation.”

Now that’s interesting. In amongst Charlie Sheen’s dark past, I didn’t realize that he had proven himself to be a woman beater before. It’s no wonder I’ve never liked the guy! So who comes out better in this story? Charlie Sheen is a homicidal maniac that likes to threaten his wife with a knife while pinning her down on the bed, and Brooke drinks too much. Hell, if I were married to Charlie Sheen, I’d drink heavily too!

What’s with all the Domestic Abuse?

Happy holidays from Hollywood! This year it seems they’re going out with a bang and the fists, they are a-flyin! On Christmas Day, Charlie Sheen was hauled out in cuffs after a domestic dispute with his wife, Brooke Mueller, and now Mary J. Blige is also being pinned as a Husband Hitter. This comes after she hit her husband in public hard enough that he bled over it. From Amy Grindhouse,

“Mary J. Blige is in the Christmas spirit and spreading her unique brand of cheer. It’s not a brand you’re going to want to experience for yourself, but she’s full of the spirit alright. The NY Post is reporting that Blige smacked her husband Kendu Isaacs in the face at her record release party at club M2 Tuesday night.

The two were probably not fighting, that’s just how some people say hello. One smack for hello, two for goodbye etc. etc. The singer is reported to have hit her love so hard in the face after suspecting him of flirting that she drew blood.”

This report actually came out on Christmas Eve so it seems that Blige was actually the first to start the new Christmas tradition. Can I just ask – seriously?!? What is up with all the domestic abuse with the celebrities lately? It started this year with Chris Brown and Rihanna and is ending with celebrities that you would never think of. Sheen, granted he’s surrounded by drama 24/7 but, a wife beater? I never took him for it. And Mary J. Blige? “Violent” was never really a word I would have associated her with before. Hopefully this isn’t a hot new trend and celebrities will be quick to smarten up and realize they can’t treat people like that. No matter who they are.

Charlie Sheen May be a Wife Beater

See? It’s stories like this that make me happy that I have never been a Charlie Sheen fan. Sheen, who has had a sordid and troubled history, and who just had twins in March with his new wife, Brooke Mueller, spent Christmas behind bars due to a domestic altercation. Apparently Brooke called the police in the early morning and according to her blood alcohol levels, she was already drunk. Charlie was taken away in handcuffs and of course his side of the story is that he was defending himself. His reps are also saying something about how not everything is always what it seems. That actually sounds like a bunch of bologna to me and I think the fact that the police at the time deemed him worthy to be thrown in jail shows that there was wrongdoing of some sort on Charlie’s part. It does make me thankful once again that I’m not Charlie Sheen’s PR person. This is what we know so far about the story from Bump Shack,

“Actor Charlie Sheen, Denise Richard’s ex-husband, was arrested for an alleged domestic violence incident involving his wife, Brooke Mueller, in Aspen, Collorado, on Christmas day (December 25). Brooke, who later registered a 0.13 in blood alcohol tests, called 911 at 9:34 am.

When the cops arrived they arrested Charlie for felony second degree assault, felony menacing and criminal mischief, a misdemeanor, which is all related to a “domestic violence component”. Charlie’s rep said, “Do not be mislead by appearance. Appearance and reality can be as different as night and day. It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion.”

Charlie apparently told the authorities Brooke was the aggressor and that he was just trying to defend himself the best her could. Charlie was presented to a judge and has been released from the Pitkin County Jail on $8,500 bond. He will return to court on February 8, 2010.”

So I guess the whole thing is going to be blown over until the new year. And it seems that nothing will probably happen at that time either. I think this because Brooke, who was angry enough to press charges at the time and be okay with seeing her babies’ daddy taken away in cuffs, has now changed her story, a la Elin Nordegren, and is now refusing to talk to the authorities. This comes from TMZ,

“Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Charlie Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller, has told cops she’s done talking with them about the incident yesterday that landed Charlie in jail.

Sources say police contacted Mueller for a follow-up interview but she doesn’t want to cooperate any further. As we first reported, Brooke has changed the story she told when she called 911.

TMZ has spoken with the man who will decide if Charlie Sheen will be prosecuted. Arnold Mordkin, a Chief Deputy D.A. who runs the Aspen office, tells TMZ he has not seen the police reports yet, but, “Generally speaking, our office files charges when police make an arrest.”

Mordkin says his plan is to file charges on February 8, 2010 — Sheen’s next court appearance.

Mordkin also says, although he has not received firsthand information about Mueller’s follow-up contact with police, “It is not uncommon where a victim in the throes of an event says some things and thereafter the story seems to change.”

Mordkin did, however, warn, “I often file [criminal charges] against someone who falsely accuses someone.”

It sounds like this one’s going to get ugly either way. Even if Mueller doesn’t push the issue, it sounds like the D.A. is prepared to at this point. I just don’t understand why Charlie Sheen is such a schmuck and always feels the need to screw up his own life somehow. And it seems that he’s found yet another wife that’s just as messed up as he is and can’t seem to get her head screwed on just right.

Max is Finally at Home!

Almost a month after he was born, little Max, one of the newest sons of Charlie Sheen, is finally at home where he belongs, with his dad and mom, Brooke Mueller, and his twin brother, Bob. Max needed to stay in the hospital a little  while longer than his brother just so he could beef up a little bit but now he’s reached his weight and is at home. From the sounds of it, everyone is happy and healthy! From Daily Blabber,

“Good news for Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller!

There infant son Max has been released from the hospital and is finally home with his twin brother, Bob.

“Premature babies are often underweight. Max made weight and went home,” Charlie’s rep, Stan Rosenfield said. “It’s frustrating to be a parent and not have your family home with you. This is the last week of Two and a Half Men [which is going on hiatus], so Charlie and Brooke will be able to spend some quality time with their kids.”

It’s so nice too that Charlie doesn’t have to work for a little while so the family can spend some time hanging out and getting to know each other. I’m not a big fan of either of these parents but I am always a big fan of healthy babies with loving parents, which these two undeniably are.

One of Charlie Sheen’s Sons in the Hospital

Weeks after Charlie Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller, gave birth to their new sons, Max and Bob, Max is still in the hospital. The family hasn’t been able to give the twin a proper welcoming home yet due to the fact that he hasn’t gained enough weight to leave the hospital. As Sheen himself states, it is quite common but still, quite disappointing and sad for those who are already at home waiting the arrival of Max, including his brother, Bob. From Daily Blabber,

“One of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s twin boys has not been able to leave the hospital.

Max Sheen is still hanging in the hospital nursery, despite the fact that his brother Bob has already set up shop at home.

“Charlie and Brooke’s infant son Max remains in the hospital, not because of a heart condition as reported, but because he has not gained the weight necessary to leave the hospital,” Charlie’s publicist, Stan Rosenfield, said in a statement. “Max is expected to reach the weight requirement shortly and will join his brother at home.”

Even though it must suck to not have both kids home together, Charlie is managing to keep his sense of humor in tact.

“The weight issue is very common among infants who were born before reaching full term,” the actor said. “I know a lot of people are not fond of hospital food; I just didn’t realize that they started so young.”

“The Sheens appreciate the outpouring of concern,” his rep said, “but have assured everyone that both Bob and Max are fine.”

Well thank God it’s not a heart condition! Hopefully little Max will start packin on the pounds and will be able to make a speedy trip to where all newborns belong - at home with their family.