Are Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox Engaged?

I’m more sick of this couple than I am of Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil. Yes, there are rumors once again that Brian Austin Green and trampy Megan Fox might be engaged – AGAIN! These two first got engaged in 2006 – that’s right FOUR years ago – and ever since they have been breaking up and getting back together. But Brian Austin Green recently tweeted over this past weekend and his message seemed to indicate that he is once again engaged. And, if it’s true, then it’s definitely Megan that he’s engaged to as he followed it up with “I live in LA but I’m in New Mexico right now with Megan.” So, why wouldn’t it be true?

OK! Magazine is reporting that the tweet is a fake and that Brian Austin Green doesn’t even have a Twitter account. First we’ll give you the Twitter message and then we’ll give you the report from OK! and you can make of it what you will. This first comes from Digital Spy,

“Brian Austin Green has claimed that he is engaged.

The former Beverly Hills, 90210 star is dating actress Megan Fox. The couple have previously been engaged but Fox reportedly called it off in February.

However, when a fellow Twitter user asked Green if he was married with kids, he replied: “Engaged and have a son from my previous relationship.”

He also revealed that he was sitting “right next to” Fox, explaining: “I live in Los Angeles, but am in New Mexico right now while Megan films a movie.”

Austin Green and Fox are reportedly planning to move into a new home in Los Angeles.”

Last we heard, these two were still together. And they’re both so dumb that they may actually think that breaking up all the time doesn’t actually mean that they’re not supposed to be together. So, this story could actually be true. But OK! doesn’t seem to think so. This is what they’re saying,

“A Tweet supposedly posted by Brian Austin Green in which he announces his engagement to long-term girlfriend Megan Fox is a fake.

Brian supposedly tweeted to a fan on Saturday that he “is [engaged] and [has] a son from [his] previous relationship,” reports Gossip Cop.

The actor doesn’t have a Twitter account, Gossip Cop has confirmed.

While the pair may actually be engaged, fans of the Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles actor and his Armani model girlfriend, can’t use the misleading Twitter as evidence that they plan to tie the knot.”

I don’t really care whether or not these two ever get married. Or if they stay together. Or if they break up again. Or if they move to a small corner of the world where we never have to hear about them again. But that’s the hoax that’s going on, for those that want to be in the know. What I find most interesting about this story is that there might actually be a celebrity left on our planet that is not obsessed with Twitter!

Why I Hate Megan Fox: Reason #347

Ooohh, I hate Megan Fox. Really a lot, I can’t stand Megan Fox. Every time she opens her mouth, trash falls out. And most of the time, she doesn’t even have any reason for saying it. She tries to get points across using vulgar and unnecessary expressions. And while I’m not one to be prudish, she thinks she stands among the classy women of Hollywood. When really she’s so far on the other side, it makes me a little bit sick. Add to top it all off, she pulls Brian Austin Green along with her, only to flick him away when she’s bored and then pull him back in. Even when she’s with him she can’t find any way to say something nice about him. As is the case with her latest interview.

In her interview that appears in the newest issue Cosmo, that’s also decorated so she leers out at you, Fox talks about diarrhea, vaginas, oh and let’s not forget how awesome it is to always win when you’re a woman. She touches on it all. From Cosmo via Celebitchy,

“On her weirdest phobia: “Touching newspaper.”

On the one thing she’s always wished she’d said “yes” to: The Hannah Montana Movie

On her ideal date: “A sexy sandwich with Andy Samberg and Jonah Hill…”

On the most scared she’s ever been: “Everytime I go on stage — instant diarrhea.”

On being able to count the number of guys she’s gotten naked in front of on one hand: “I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex–my needing to keep them down.”

On women having the power in a het relationship: “Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.”

On being a firm believer in monogamy: “I have no problem with commitment–you can’t have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won’t look at him. but I can also turn that switch of, and then I collect attractive boys.” (She’s currently dating Brian Austin Green.)

On not going for the typical Hollywood types: “It’s fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game so they don’t know if I’m hitting on them or mocking them. Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don’t give a s—. I don’t need someone else’s power. I’m obtaining my own.”

I do like the part about obtaining her own power. But the rest of it is so bad that it totally overshadows that small, nice line at the end. And I don’t understand the part about flipping off the switch and collecting attractive boys. I’m sure that has to make Brian Austin Green feel good, being part of a collection. And I guess this also means that the two are currently back together. For now anyway. Ugh! I’m so done with thinking about Megan Fox!

Seriously, what is UP with these two?

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green drive me crazy. I think they may just be the two flightiest and stupidest people I’ve ever seen in Hollywood. And that’s sayin somethin. Megan Fox just proves how utterly stupid she is every time she breathes and Brian Austin Green follows her around, happy to be her fiance one week only to be her ex the next. Honestly, they drive me crazy. The two have recently broken up, calling off their engagement in the meanwhile, all of this after just buying a house together.

After this most recent breakup, Megan ran to the papers talking about how happy she was to be single and how she wanted to shag the crap out of a Korean that goes by the name of Rain. So apparently she was shedding no tears over cutting ties with Brian Austin Green. But now Megan has been seen hanging out in L.A. with Green this past weekend. Even though the photos don’t have them looking lovey-dovey, the reports from Radar Online certainly sound like things got a little intimate - even if they didn’t get too crazy with the PDA’s. From Radar Online,

“As they continue to skirt around whether or not they’re back together (and if Shia is more than just a co-star and friend), Megan Fox and former fiance Brian Austin Green enjoyed a wonderful weekend away in Sin City. RadarOnline.com has the full play-by-play of their trip including their discreet public displays of affection.

Arriving at The Palazzo Las Vegas around 3 a.m., the duo quickly met up with Fox’s sister and brother-in-law who were in town from Florida and retired to their suite. Hours later on Sunday, the group had lunch at Mexican hotspot Dos Caminos where Fox’s sibling picked up the check!

“Brian was in shorts and Megan was in skinny jeans and heels. She was wearing big sunglasses but took them off when they sat down. They were in a cabana in the restaurant and had us turn the TV to the Dodgers/Marlins game,” a worker told RadarOnline.com. “Megan had tuna ceviche for an appetizer and then she and her sister had the pescada tacos (fish) and the guys had the asada tacos (beef). Megan’s sister picked up the check and it was $100 and she tipped $20. They all looked like they were having a lot of fun laughing and joking around.”

While they simply “looked friendly” at lunch, they turned up the sweetness factor later in the night when they caught the Mystere by Cirque du Soleil show at Treasure Island. Arriving in a stretch black limo, the foursome ate popcorn and sipped soda as they watched the performance- at one point one of the performers even put his head between the two as part of the act! The random interruption did nothing to change Fox and Green’s intimacy with one another.

“They were calling each other baby, he had his arm around her, and they were holding hands,” an onlooker said. “At one point she put on chapstick but had some leftover so she put the extra on his lips.”

So what’s going on with these two? Who knows and who cares? I think that Brian Austin Green wants Megan Fox and that Megan Fox wants people to be in love with her. And they both seem pretty happy with that relationship. So I’m happy for them. Even if they are the stupidest people I’ve ever seen in my life.

Megan Fox is Single and on Alert!

Watch out, boys, Megan Fox is single and she is hungry! The actress, who is actually much more known for her sex symbol status than she is what she does on-screen, has recently called it quits with Brian Austin Green. Ugh! These two are just so pathetic, I can’t even get over it! Together, not together, happy and getting married, packing boxes and moving out…these two have a different status for every single one of their waking moments.

During this particular moment, Megan Fox has decided that she doesn’t need that little wanna-be rapper boy (sorry, I still see David Silver when I think of Brian Austin Green.) But instead Fox has set her sights on a Korean named Rain, and if I were him, I’d be worried. From Celebitchy,

“JUST when you thought she couldn’t get any hotter, MEGAN FOX goes and pulls this little number out of her locker.

The stunning actress wowed crowds at her latest premiere in this sexy red dress that revealed a little too much.

And there’s good new for all the men, and women, out there who’d like to date the bisexual star - she’s single again.

The Sun can reveal that Megan has dumped actor fiance BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN for the second time this year and already has her sights set on meeting someone new.

The actress, in Berlin to promote Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, said: “I’m currently what you would call single I guess.”

When asked who she’d like to go out with next, Megan replied: “Oh I don’t know. There is this Korean JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE named RAIN and I’m really on his situation now. I’m trying to fix this up. I’m working hard.”

See? Even Megan knows that she works harder in her love life than she does at her actual job. And the stupidity that keeps flowing out of this girl never ceases to amaze me. I’m sure Rain would be very appreciative to hear that he was referred to as a “Korean Justin Timberlake.” I guess it doesn’t really matter. Once they hook up, he’s not going to be known as anything other than “Megan Fox’s boyfriend” anyway. Does Megan  Fox really not see how stupid she is or does she do it simply to get us talking? Either way, it bugs me.

Who’s Sick of These Two?

I am just about ready to puke when it comes to Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green. They’re together, they’re not together, they’re living together, they’re not living together. Who can keep up and who wants to? If that’s you, you may be interested to know that the two have just bought a place together and are going to move in together….once again. But they’re still not engaged. And oh yeah, Megan can no longer think of herself as a sexpot. What? Yep, that’s all in the newest story. From Gossip Rocks,

“Megan Fox has reportedly reconciled with ex-fiance Brian Austin Green and the pair are set to buy a new beach apartment together

Megan Fox is reportedly planning to buy a property with ex-fiance Brian Austin Green.
The ‘Transformers’ actress has fuelled rumours she has reconciled with ‘Beverly Hills, 90210′ actor Brian after they were spotted looking at apartments in California’s Santa Monica area.
A source said: “Megan wanted great ocean views because she loves the beach and spotting dolphins. And they said they needed several bedrooms and lots of privacy.”

Although the couple are back together, Megan wasn’t wearing her engagement ring while viewing properties.
The 22-year-old actress split from Brian, 35, in February amid reports their three-year relationship had “run its course”.
Just days later they reconciled after deciding they couldn’t be apart.
The brunette beauty - who is regularly voted the world’s sexiest woman - recently revealed she is having a hard time coping with the way she is perceived and would rather concentrate on acting.

She said: “You can’t be a sex symbol 24 hours a day. I can’t be a professional celebrity or a professional sexpot. I can’t do that to myself.”

I’m so bored of these two that I could cry. And if Meg-baby wants to stop being seen as a sex symbol and wants to be taken as a serious actress, maybe she should stop talking about how she’s so happy to be a British slut and that American girls are just prudes. It may also help if she would stop getting her picture taken half-naked. I can’t stand people who make a certain image for themselves and then are shocked that people view them a certain way.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are Still Together

There’s something about Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green that I just don’t like. Maybe it’s the fact that every time I think about her, I think about what a slut she is and every time I think about him, I picture that dorky DJ-wannabe, drug addict David Silver that he played in Beverly Hills 90210. Or maybe it’s just that they’ve had people guessing since forever about the status of their relationship and I’ve just passed the point of no longer having any interest in it.

Megan and Brian met in 2004, moved in together in 2005 and got engaged in 2006 were reported to have called it quits several times over the past few months but Brian Austin Green has put to rest those rumors many times over, often saying that they were ’solid’ and that they even had tattoos of each other’s names. But just because they haven’t broken up doesn’t mean that all is paradise either. From Gossip Girls,

“Negating claims that the pair have called it quits, new reports tell that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have sought professional help in an attempt to salvage their romance.

Of the state of Fox and Green’s relationship, an insider tells In Style, “They didn’t break up. They hit a rough patch. These two are very much in love and plan to be together for a long time.”

The source adds, “They decided to enter counseling in hopes of staying together. It was a mutual decision. Lots of couples go to therapy together, and they are committed to try and make it work.”

The two also no longer live together as Megan has decided to move into a Hollywood hotel instead. I don’t know, I think when you start taking steps backward in a relationship, it’s not long before you’re not even together at all. And that’s one of the problems of rushing things along too quickly. Anyways, the two bore me but I’m going to be writing about their inevitable breakup soon enough.

So that’s why she Broke Up with Brian Austin Green!

It came as a shock to everyone when Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green broke up. Not because they were such a super couple but because hardly anyone even knew that they were dating, much less engaged so when they’re engagement was broken off, we were all left with more than just a few questions. It seems now that they may have broken up because Fox is a lesbian. Yep, that’ll do it when you’re about to marry a guy. She denies the fact that she’s gay but follows it with this quote from the Daily Blabber,

“Look, I’m not a lesbian,” she went on. “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”

— Megan Fox, in the new issue of GQ, after admitting she had a relationship with a Russian stripper when she was 18.”

After some digging, I found out that the stripper was in fact a woman and that her name was Nikita. Guess what, Megan. You like women, you think they’re hot and you’ve had relationships with them. All of this at least makes you bisexual, which means that you are at least partly a lesbian. I really don’t understand the point of denying it. Megan Fox is an odd duck anyway. Whenever I hear about an interview with her, she’s always talking about sex and how much she loves it. And now, with whom as well, it seems.

Megan Fox May Not be a Slut After All

Well Megan Fox was quite pleased with herself in early May when tabloids, critics and fans alike started labelling her a slut. She brushed it off as Britain’s being more open about sex and being themselves. However, it seems that even this Brit has her morals and while she enjoys it, it doesn’t mean she always has to. From the Daily Blabber,

“Jeremy Piven tried to put the smooth moves on Tranformers sexpot Megan Fox backstage at the Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards by coming at her with this line:

“I don’t know you, but I should.”

The gossip column said that the Entourage star was “staring” at Megan “like a lamb chop” before continuing on his quest to get her attention.

“I know you’re getting an award,” The Piv mustered up.

“Do you even know which one?” Meg, who’s engaged to Brian Austin Green (aka David Silver), snarked back.

I’m sure Jer was all ready to come out with something brilliant, like “The Hottest Girl Who Ever Woke Up Next To Me” Award, but Megan turned around a jetted before Jeremy could even answer. “

I just want to say that I love Jeremy Piven. Not only is he brilliant on Entourage but he’s just so darn cute! And getting shot down by a hottie is something that is just so normal! I love seeing celebs as actual people! I also didn’t know that Fox was engaged to Brian Austin Green. He’s a cutie too. And hats off to Meg. Perhaps I had misjudged earlier. But it would help if she covered up once in awhile.