Oh, Please! Tom Cruise Councils Posh on her Marriage

There are some weird families in Hollywood. And by weird, I mean wacko. So far out in left field that they ain’t even in the ballpark anymore. The whole Kutcher/Moore/Willis bunch are a few that top the list, and the Osmonds are a given. But Tom Cruise will also always rank up there when it comes to his family values and what he considers to be proper ways for people to conduct themselves. Many of these ‘values’ that Cruise holds dear relate to family issues, such as when he opened his trap about Brooke Shields dealing with her postpartum depression by using medication. Of course, that was eons ago and I suppose that Lord Cruise has now decided to turn his focus onto someone else in their ‘family’, and that person is Victoria Beckham, wife of course, of David Beckham.

This whole foursome is just weird. The whole Beckham/Cruise clan showing up everywhere together and doing really weird, personal things together is just a little too icky for my liking. But, Tommy-boy now wants to council Victoria about her marriage to David. Apparently, Tom had some very good points that Posh is going to seriously consider. Please. One of these ‘good points’ is that the two (Vicks and Becks) need to make a point of making time together because time apart can cause marriage a lot of stress. Does he realize that Victoria and David have been married for 10 years and have 3 children together? Not to mention the fact that they’re both mega-stars and might realize the stresses that brings to a relationship? This is what The Daily Express has to say about it via Celebitchy,

“TOM CRUISE has become a self-appointed “relationship guru” to his good friends David and Victoria Beckham. The Hollywood actor, who is himself in a happy marriage with actress Katie Holmes, has been counselling Posh and Becks on how best to stay happy while juggling diverging careers, we hear.

A friend revealed that Tom’s pep talk has since had a “profound effect” on Victoria, 35, who is looking to make things easier for David during this tough time in his career.

“After an evening with David, Tom decided to have a friendly chat with Victoria about the family’s future, saying it was because he cared so much about all of them,” revealed a source.

“They love each other dearly but Tom is a big believer in talking about issues . He could see they were both worried about the future and what it might hold.”

The Mission Impossible actor is understood to be concerned that the former Spice Girl – who runs a successful fashion empire from her home in the US – will want to stay in Los Angeles while her husband, 35, heads back to Europe.

“He talked to her about David ageing, his football career, the pressures of disgruntled fans, his loneliness when away from the family and how time apart is how marriages can fall apart,” adds the source.

“Victoria knows that Tom has a point because she saw how their recent trip to the Seychelles really improved their relationship. It seems his heart to heart made a huge impact on her.”

I am tempted to laugh at this entire thing and shrug it off as a bad phony story made up on a slow news day. But Tom Cruise is so freakin condescending, I can just see him sitting Victoria down to have a heart-to-heart. Looking down at her with a frown on his face, shaking his head, acting like he’s God. And then, what’s she going to say about it? That the guy’s a moron and she really hopes that they can break off this life-long friendship soon?

And what could Victoria and David Beckham really have to worry about? The two are so stupidly in love with each other that it’s ridiculous and even if his career is in some sort of rocky patch (I’m not a big soccer follower), it’s not like they’re going to be forced to move their children into a shack. And Tom Cruise is trying to talk to her about it? What has he done recently? His wife is making guest appearances on dance shows and doing one Broadway play. I like Katie Holmes and I’m sure they’re not suffering either but, I don’t think Tom Cruise is in any position to look down on anyone.

I’m sure that Victoria and David are fine. And I’m sure that they’ll continue to be fine. And I really wish that someone would tell Tom Cruise to cram it once and for all.

Add Another Weirdo to the Bunch

I must be feeling especially cynical lately because I just can’t seem to get excited about, or even be happy for, celebrity couples that are getting engaged, getting married, having babies, blah blah blah. The latest headlines, including Charlie Sheen and his newest custom-ordered babies, have just been so weird and wacky that I just can’t find the joy in them. The latest news is that Bruce Willis has gotten married to Emma Heming and so, she will now be joining in all the family barbecues and get-togethers that include Bruce’s ex, Demi Moore, and her new husband, Ashton Kutcher. Because, don’t we all know that this is just one big happy frickin family? But this story gets even weirder.

It seems as though Bruce may actually be trying to one-up his first wife after all. Demi Moore made major headlines when she and Ashton Kutcher first got together, due to their 15-year age difference. But Bruce must think they’re rookies as his new wife, Emma is a whopping 22 years younger than him! Add in to this whole mess the fact that Madonna showed up at their wedding and it looks as though you may have many of Hollywood’s weirdest right under one roof! From Gossip Girls,

“Following rumors that nuptials may be on the way, Bruce Willis has reportedly tied the knot with his model girlfriend, Emma Heming, on Parrot Cay in the Turks and Caicos islands today (March 21).

Making for quite the star-studded guest list, Willis and Heming entered married life with cheers from his ex-wife Demi Moore, her husband Ashton Kutcher, as well as the “Queen of Pop” Madonna.

Willis and Heming, who are separated in age by 22 years, have been dating since last year - with Willis recently saying that he was eager to get married and still is thinking about adding more children to the family.”

So this means that Emma is actually much closer in age to Scout, Bruce’s son, than her husband and Ashton is closer in age to Rumer, Demi’s daughter, than he is his wife. And they really can’t see what’s so messed up about this situation? I swear these people do it for the shock value.

Kutcher’s Bad Taste

Just when I start to think that I may like Ashton Kutcher after all, he does something that proves that he really is just an immature 10-year-old at heart and that, no matter how old his wife is, he will never change. Now he has decided to take one of the biggest Hollywood scandals and use it as a source of entertainment. Apparently the Punk’d star has just found out that he’s staying in the same hotel room that Michael Jackson was when he dangled his son perilously over the edge of the balcony with a cloth over his face. Kutcher won’t actually be dangling a baby, no that would be inappropriate, but he will be recreating the whole incident. From Contact Music,

“ASHTON KUTCHER is planning a re-enactment of MICHAEL JACKSON’s infamous baby-dangling horror after discovering he’s staying in the same Berlin hotel room as the King of Pop.
In an online Twitter.com post, prankster Kutcher reveals he’s hoping to thrill the waiting paparazzi outside the Hotel Adlon by holding a baby doll over the balcony outside his room - just like Jackson did in 2002.
The King of Pop has since apologised for the gaffe, admitting his decision to dangle baby Prince Michael II above the heads of shocked fans and journalists was “a terrible mistake”, but that hasn’t stopped Kutcher having fun.
Wrapping up the doll in the room Jackson was staying in when he went baby dangling, the Punk’d creator says, “We are in the exact room where MJ held the baby out the window. We are plotting a re-enactment at a time to be disclosed… (The) paparazzi have surrounded the room.”
Kutcher even covers the doll’s face, so it looks just like Jacko’s kid, adding, “Mike would never allow a child to be held out of a window without a medical mask on.”

Am I really the only one who sees how wrong this is? This was not a funny thing that happened. It was actually an outrage and that was the response of the general public. Why does it need to be reenacted and why are we giving the original story more print time than its worth? I really had hoped that Kutcher would be above this sort of thing but apparently, he really does think it’s funny when people do really stupid and negligent things, and put other people - sorry, babies, in harm’s way.

In Creepy News of the Day

I think Rumer Willis will always be one of those people I just don’t quite get. Whenever we see her, she’s talking about really weird things such as how she’s not a lesbian and other than being the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, she’s not really famous for anything. Which I suppose is fine for now but if she wants to pursue any kind of career in Hollywood, she’s going to need more to go on than just famous parents and telling magazine weird snippets such as she’s not a lesbian. Now she has moved from weird to creepy when the talk turns to her stepdad, Ashton Kutcher. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“In a recent interview, Actress Rumour Willis confesses that she had posters of Ashton Kutcher on her wall and now he is her stepdad.
She also admits that dropping out of college a year ago was because she was determined to make her own way in the world.”

You can’t blame the girl for falling all ’starry-eyed’ in love with a young celebrity such as Ashton Kutcher. She’s not a fortune teller and obviously didn’t know what was going to happen. I do think it’s weird that she would feel the need to tell other people that, let alone a published interview. Just don’t even go there, there’s no need for it. But I guess that’s what’s going to happen when your mom marries someone that could be your brother. Eew. I know they’re all cool with this whole situation but it still really kind of gives me the creeps.

Shocking New Couple Alert!!

So what would you think about it if Paris Hilton hooked up with George Clooney? It’s an odd combination but one that I might not be all that uncomfortable with. Paris turns into whoever she’s dating - she was the proper princess when she was engaged to that clone of hers, she became a rocker chic when she hooked up with Benji Madden and I think she’ll become a nice mixture of the two if this thing with Georgey-Boy keeps going much longer. He’s got a small bad-ass side of him but he’s also so incredibly charming and can be just as proper as Paris when he needs to be. Never mind the fact that both of them are so incredibly hot that I think they’ll look amazing together. From Celebedge,

“Paris Hilton is reportedly dating George Clooney.

The socialite fuelled speculation of a romance after recently enjoying an “intimate” evening with the ‘Burn After Reading’ star at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in Hollywood, according to Life and Style Weekly magazine.

A source said: “Paris and George sat and talked together for ages. They didn’t seem to be aware of anyone else in the room.”

The following evening, Paris, 27, was seen sitting beside 47-year-old George at a dinner at a Hollywood restaurant, with other guests including director Ridley Scott and Brittany Flickinger, winner of ‘Paris Hilton’s My New BFF’ show.”

The only problem I can actually see with these two hooking up is the fact that George Clooney is 20 years Paris’ senior. But I think I can get over it. I overcame any issues with age when Demi Moore hooked up with Ashton Kutcher.

Is Cher the next Demi Moore?

Okay well of course Cher doesn’t actually want to be Demi Moore since the two women couldn’t be more different. Except in one area that is - the age they like their men! It seems just as Moore found her true love in Ashton Kutcher, Cher may have found the same in her new beau, Tim Medvetz. Cher is twenty four years this man’s senior but no matter how much younger than she is, he definitely has an interesting story. Medvetz is a biker guy, complete with facial hair, that loves whiskey and fried chicken. Six years ago he was in a serious bike accident that left him in a wheelchair for six months. Obviously not one to be discouraged, he still vowed to climb Mt. Everest. And he did! After one unsuccessful attemp, Medvetz was one of the privileged few to be able to leave his footprint on top of the great mountain.

But the story gets even more interesting. The National Enquirer has reported that the two are planning on getting married! From Celebitchy,

“As for Cher and Medvetz’s plans to marry, the Enquirer says they plan to marry “in a quickie Las Vegas ceremony by the end of the year,” and that Cher is asking him to sign a prenup first to protect her assets. There’s not much detail about either statement and the article focuses more on Medvetz’s background and their courtship.”

I have no idea how long these two have been dating but I seriously doubt that the Enquirer has their facts right on this one. Not only did the title they use insinuate that Cher was already married but she never actually says in the interview that they’re planning a wedding. Who knows? Perhaps they are getting married. I honestly wouldn’t know how to predict the outcome of this one, though.