Angelina Told another Pregnancy may be Unsafe

As much as I hate Brangelina, it must be difficult to hear the news that you may never be able to have more biological children, as Angelina has reportedly been told. OK! Magazine recently reported that a ’source’ has revealed information that because of Angelina’s health issues in her past that another pregnancy may be very dangerous. From OK!, 

“OK! has learned that because Angie’s last two pregnancies were so fraught with complications, she has been advised to wait a long time before getting pregnant again – or not to get pregnant at all.
“Her previous pregnancies ended with emergency caesarian sections,” an insider tells OK!. “She’s been told that, at the least, she should not get pregnant for a year after her last deliver, and it would be safer if she did not get pregnant, ever.”

The health complications this time around could pose a direct danger to the Changeling star, Dr. Larrian Gillespie, who has not treated Angie, tells OK!.

“Angelina is at risk of having a stroke or heart attack, and because she developed gestational diabetes, there is a high risk she’ll have it again, with the child being at risk for diabetes.”

Not being a biological mom again might be hard for Angelina, as she revealed to Vanity Fair last year that she loves being pregnant.

“It makes me feel like a woman,” she said. “Also, I happen to be with someone who finds pregnancy very sexy.”

The only reason I have trouble believing this story is because the doctor who is warning Angelina against another pregnancy has never even treated her so how can one possibly make any sort of prognosis on how her body would react to another pregnancy. She has had health issues in past pregnancies and with the twins she did have all kinds of problems but twins are always a high-risk pregnancy anyway. In any case, I definitely think that it’s something that can only be decided between Angelina, Brad, and her doctor. I don’t like the idea that other people are speculating about the state of her health when they’ve never even seen her.

Pitt Puts Himself Back in the News

It seems as though whenever people stop talking about Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie for a minute or two, they seem to come up with all these stories that put them back into the headlines. So when there’s an onslaught of stupid non-news surrounding this now-boring-but-still-cheating couple, you can bet it’s because they have reprimanded their reps for letting the murmur die down. The first story comes from US and please take note of the stupid thing that Jolie’s reps said and then take note of the stupid thing Brad said. From US,

“Star magazine reports the couple signed the big bucks agreement before a planned walk down the aisle to detail what will happen to their property, finances and children if they split. The magazine also continues to report that Jolie is pregnant.
But a rep for Jolie tells MomLogic.com: “There is no truth to any of these claims.”

Pitt once swore off marriage until it was legalized for everyone, but admitted earlier this month he’d wed Jolie “if we feel it’s important to our kids.”

Now, I don’t know. It seems to me as though if you’re a celebrity and want to deny rumors, that’s understandable but you can’t spend all your time blasting apart every story. This one’s just stupid and meaningless so who cares? What’s more - I hadn’t even heard the original story when I read the denial and I still have yet to come across the false claim. But these people need to knock it down just to make headlines once again. And when Brad Pitt made the grand proclamation that he would not marry until it was legal for everyone, it was in 2006. He and Jennifer Aniston were divorced in 2005. Which means they were married. Which means that Brad had already been married when he said that. Hmm….

Another story that I hadn’t heard before the Jolie-Pitts were tearing apart those vicious lies, was that an ambulance actually did not visit their home. This story doesn’t even tell us anything! Just, ‘Yep, no, that didn’t happen…thanks though, we’re all doing fine.’ Please! This reeks of publicity stunt. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“Rumours of an ambulance going to Brad Pitt’s house have been greatly exaggerated. Despite many reports, TMZ is reporting that an ambulance did not pick up someone from Brad Pitt’s L.A. residence the call was made from a neighbor’s house. Brad’s rep has confirmed everyone in his house is okay!”

Yep, see, that’s all. No, there’s no talk of why a neighbor would mistake another vehicle for an ambulance or what exactly is the ‘exaggeration?’ Did they come and just not take anyone away? Was it all in Angie’s head? Did she take it a little too far with those knives? Please. This is one of the stupidest stories I’ve ever heard. 

Oh, wait. I forgot about this one. The one where Brad talks about how he’s just too damn famous for his own good. No, I’m not kidding. That’s exactly what he says, although it may be in different words. From Contact Music,

“The actor faced the daunting task of playing a man ageing backwards in new film The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
And although he’s thankful for the opportunities his fame provides, Pitt insists being a mega movie star can overshadow the intense preparation required for actors taking on difficult parts.
He says, “I think celebrity gets in the way. If you’re not fully valued it’s easy to surprise. It’s really nice. It sets you up to surprise people. There are pluses and minuses. It’s a card game really. Celebrity can cloud what you’re doing.
“If I know the degree of difficulty I’m taking on, or someone else is taking on in their respected role, and that’s not always seen usually, it can be avalanched by celebrity itself. But believe me man, I’m enjoying it. I feel quite fortunate.”

There’s nothing that I hate more than celebrities that whine in any way, shape or form about how life turned out for them. And then to throw in so tritely that he feels so fortunate. Give me a break. Why don’t you surprise people by being a good person, Brad? One who doesn’t have to buy their ‘good’ name or raise a football team to try and ease their guilt? Yep, I betcha that one would really knock em off their seats.

The Jolie-Pitts Just Won’t Shut Up!

Honestly, people talk about Jennifer Aniston and how much they wish that she would just shut her trap but I can see why it would be so hard for her when her ex-husband, Brad Pitt, and his snaky partner, Angelina Jolie just won’t shut up about how they fell in love - and more specifically, when. Brad recently gave an interview with Rolling Stone in which he himself referenced the fact that he and Jolie fell in love while they were making Mr. & Mrs. Smith. One more time, he was married to Aniston at the time!! I’m so sorry but if you fall in love with someone else other than your wife and that ultimately breaks up your marriage, you don’t get the right to shout about when you met from the rooftops! There’s a certain little thing called being tactful and constantly rubbing it in people’s faces (such as Aniston’s) is definitely not a classy move to make. Especially when he was so upset that Jennifer took her own shots at Angelina in a Vogue interview, shortly after Angie was talking about when and how she and Bradie-poo fell in love. But Brad’s stupidity doesn’t end there. He also talks about he and Angie don’t fight. That’s right. They’re married (or close enough to it), they have six kids, and they don’t fight. I’m sorry, either you’re lying or you’re in an incredibly unhealthy relationship. From your past history, Brad, I’m guessing that your pants are on fire. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“Making the film made Brad think about his own mortality. “Angie and I do not fight anymore,” he tells Rolling Stone. “What occurred to me on this film, and also with the passing of her mother (actress Marcheline Bertrand in 2007), is that there’s going to come a time when I’m not going to get to be with this person anymore. I’m not going to get to be with my children anymore. … And so, if we have a flare-up, it evaporates now.”
It comes as no surprise, then, that his favorite Jolie film is 2005’s Mr. & Mrs. Smith, in which he co-starred. Why? “Because you know … six kids. Because I fell in love.”

Do I also need to mention that Brad closely resembles a Russian dictator on this cover?

Angelina and her Damn Love for Knives!

I don’t care what you say…the Brangelina’s are messed up folks! China Daily (along with a few other sources) have been reporting that Angelina apparently likes to throw knives around when she gets mad. Well come on, don’t we all? There’s nothing like giving someone else a near-death experience to really blow off some steam. But seriously? This is the person that we’re supposed to believe is such a doting and caring mother? She’s so friggin two-faced it drives me nuts! First she is loud, obnoxious, and wears blood around her neck and everyone thinks, ‘oh cool, who’s the angry chick?’ Then she gets a little more serious about acting, gets married (or whatever), has a few kids and shows up on the covers of magazines in a white, flowing nightgown gazing adoringly into the faces of her children.

MEANWHILE she’s buying her children knives (Maddox, who is 7 has at least one), and throwing them around the house. I’d like to think she at least restrains herself from throwing when any of the kids are around but give me a break! There’s six of them, for starters so it may be hard to keep track every single second and if you get mad and throw knives, that’s what you do. I try not to swear in front of my kids but when I’m angry, out come the cusses. From China Daily,

“Brad Pitt has bought anger management classes for Angelina Jolie to stop her from throwing knives at him when she gets cross.

‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ actor – who raises six children with Angelina – is said to be terrified that her knife-throwing will get out of control, and is hoping his gift will help calm her down.

A source said: “Angelina has quite a temper on her and she has been known to throw a few knives around when she is angry. Angelina learnt how to throw knives for the ‘Tomb Raider’ movies. She is a practiced knife-thrower so it’s a hobby and cathartic.

“Brad is terrified Angelina will one day hit him with a knife, and cause him a serious injury or worse. Brad jokes about needing a stab-proof vest when Angelina is around!

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“That’s why he bought her these Streaming Furies classes. It’s a new relaxation technique based on breathing, meditation and Tai Chi.”
Angelina - who raises six children with Brad - is known for her fiery temper and had a famously tempestuous marriage to Billy Bob Thornton.”

This is what I mean when I say that these people are messed up. Do they think? Ever? I can totally see this story as being true…Angelina’s such a freakin little deviant anyways and Brad’s crazy to think that she’ll ever agree to go to anger management. Yeah, can you see that? Bitter, crazy, ‘I’m way too good to be here’ Jolie sitting at the back of the class with her big, stupid lips in a gigantic pout? I’d rather not picture her in any way or for any reason but this one really just isn’t coming to me.

Angelina Buys her Good Name

Gasp! Not! This is not at all that shocking. Angelina Jolie lives her life the way she wants, not caring who she hurts and only wanting to get her way but she doesn’t want you to know that. Instead, she puts all kinds of time into good deeds for those in far away country and becomes an ambassador of the UN…all in the name of world peace, don’t ya know? And then it comes out after all this time, that she’s still that trashy girl that we saw in Girl, Interrupted and that this ‘new image’ of Angie’s is all the best that money can buy. From Pop Sugar,

“On Thursday, the New York Times ran a pretty unflattering piece about Angelina Jolie and her calculating way of leveraging coverage of herself.
The article asserts that she struck a deal with People: baby photos in exchange for a $14 million donation the Jolie-Pitt foundation and a promise of favorable coverage of all of Angelina’s charity work around the world. The article also says Angelina got away from unflattering coverage post Brad and Jen’s split by taking a trip to Pakistan and making sure the media picked that up instead. It paints her as a conniving manipulator going so far as to set up photo ops playing with Maddox and tip off the paparazzi. There’s a lot more in the article as well as denials from Angelina’s people and People magazine.”

The fact that this is the New York Times that ran this story and not ‘an anonymous source’ leads me to believe that this story is true. Well, that and the fact that I’ve known all along that Jolie’s a fake. And of course her people are going to deny it! And of course People is going to deny it! Nobody wants to admit that you have to buy a good name, or that you’re willing to sell one! Ha ha, Angie! The jig is up!

Cute Shiloh Talk

Well I guess the good thing about stars exploiting their children and having to listen ad nauseum about them, their family, their pets, and what their favorite foods are, is that somewhere in the mix you get the occasional cute-kid story. And this one with Shiloh, daughter of course to Brangelina, is sure a giggler! From Celebrity Baby Scoop,

“Brad Pitt recently revealed to Oprah that his 2-year-old daughter, Shiloh, has developed a small quirk - wanting to be called John instead of Shiloh!

“She only wants to be called John. John or Peter. So it’s a Peter Pan thing,” he says. “So we’ve got to call her John. ‘Shi, do you want …’ – ‘John. I’m John.’ And then I’ll say, ‘John, would you like some orange juice?’ And she goes, ‘No!’ So, you know, it’s just that kind of stuff that’s cute to parents, and it’s probably really obnoxious to other people.”

Okay, that is friggin cute and it’s not her fault that she was born to two of the most loathsome people on the planet. And by the way, Brad, I’ll listen to stories about your adorable kid any day. It’s not her I find obnoxious, it’s you.

They Make it Too Easy!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are such idiots, it’s almost as though they want the entire world to hate them. Apparently, the child-collecting couple are upset about the interview that Jennifer Aniston recently did with Vogue. I posted on the interview when it first came out and although the interview was filled with much more than just simply the statement that’s getting all the attention, there’s no doubt that this love triangle is once again in the spotlight. After almost four years since the divorce (aka Jolie stealing a married man), after which Jen has had nothing but class and grace and has kept mostly silent about the issue, she made a one-sentence remark in the Vogue interview in which she called Jolie’s comments ‘uncool.’ Brad and Angelina alternatively, thought that that statement was uncool. From Celebitchy,

“Though the former ”Friends” superstar has universally — and justifiably — been seen as a victim of Angelina Jolie stealing her man, a source close to the Brangelina camp says Aniston’s ex-husband called her to complain about the Vogue piece.

I know, that call seems unbelievable — given Aniston went out of her way to praise Pitt, saying she and the actor are on good terms now and that she has ”nothing but absolute admiration for him.”

One would have to assume Pitt’s irritation was due to Aniston’s comment that it was ”uncool” Jolie came clean about falling in love with her married co-star in ”Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”

But still, it was Pitt who cheated on Aniston — leading to a horribly public split that was clearly humiliating for the popular actress.

Another source, close to Jolie, said Wednesday that Pitt and Jolie were ”totally thrown” by Aniston’s Vogue interview, thinking she had already ”moved on … and wouldn’t want to reopen this old wound.”

At any rate, Aniston’s spokesman is not commenting on the alleged Pitt call to Aniston, simply e-mailing, ”That’s personal information. … That really is no one’s business.”

While I am almost tempted to throw this in the trash bin due to the ’source’ which remains anonymous, the fact that Jen’s reps aren’t commenting on it or more specifically, aren’t denying it, makes me think that this is one that really might be true. And if it is, well then of all the nerve! Angelina was definitely the one that reopened wounds here by calling attention to the fact years after it has happened, that she and Brad fell in love while he was still married. It was actually that statement that Jen was referring to and not the fact that she actually stole her husband but I guess Angelina’s too stupid to realize that. In addition to calling Jen to whine, I wonder if Brad also talked to his current wifey about keeping her mouth shut about their lurid affair.

Jen Does Vogue and Opens Up

Even though she has alluded to it when doing shows such as Oprah, Jennifer Aniston has never really come out and publicly, directly spoken about her divorce from Brad Pitt. She sort of went into hiding for a little while afterwards and then when she did come out, she had a handful of movies and all the buzz was about her career. I guess now she wants to show people that she’s not going to roll over and die and Vogue recently had the chance to sit down with her and get to all the things that people want to know the most about. Jen touched on all the highlights including John Mayer, Brad Pitt, and even Angelina Jolie. From People,

“When they (Mayer and Aniston) met at an Oscar party last February, Aniston says she “barely knew his music.” But the two began dating – Aniston flew to England where the rocker was touring – and their relationship developed before the cameras.

Did she know it was going to work out at the time?

“You know, it isn’t designed,” Aniston says. “Love just shows up and you go, ‘Oh, wow, this is going to be a hayride and a half.’ ”

Adds Aniston: “It’s funny when you hit a place in a relationship and you both realize [that] we maybe need to do something else, but you still really, really love each other. It’s painful. There was no malicious intent. I deeply, deeply care about him; we talk, we adore one another. And that’s where it is.”

Equally candid about her ex-husband, Brad Pitt, Aniston says she has spoken to him since their divorce, and calls their split “amicable.”

“The marriage didn’t work out,” she tells the magazine. “Pretty soon after we separated, we got on the phone and we had a long, long conversation with each other and said a lot of things, and ever since we’ve been unbelievably warm and respectful of each other.”

However, what I love most about this interview was the part where she says,

“What Angelina did was very uncool.”

I was most happy that Jen said this because Angelina has seemed especially smug in the media lately when she was talking about how she and Brad fell in love on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, while Brad was still married. I am also glad that Jen has come out and said something once and for all. I think people mistook Jen keeping a low profile for being weak and saw her in a somewhat meeker light. However, I think she was doing exactly what any woman would do in the situation - taking time for herself to reevaluate her life and how she is to move forward. Jen has always shown a great amount of class and it’s nice to finally see her showing her strong and outspoken side again. And, she looks totally hot on this cover to boot!

Angelina Doesn’t Know Who she Is

Angelina Jolie is all the rage these days - well isn’t she always, really? - and this time it’s the British version of Harper’s Bazaar that has been able to sit down for an interview with her. As usual, Jolie spews the same uselessness that always comes from her mouth and she touches on all her latest hot topics - her rebelious side, buying her kids guns (like, real actual guns), and other such wonderful parenting antecdotes. From Metro,

“Angelina Jolie has warned she will never say goodbye to her rebellious streak despite becoming a proud mum of six tots. The yummy mummy remains defiant about her controversial past, which has reportedly included knife sex and now more recently a breast-feeding pose on the cover of a La La land magazine.

Back to her stunning best in her latest photo shoot, Angelina warns: ‘I don’t walk around feeling I need to apologise or explain myself. ‘I am still, at heart – and always will be – just a punk kid with tattoos.’ And after shocking claims she took her oldest tot Maddox to a gun shop recently, the actress says she won’t wrap her kids in cotton wool.

‘Listen, my kids play video games. I let them play with toy soldiers. We don’t take war and violence lightly, but we don’t hide it from anybody. We say, ‘Mommy and Daddy have movies where we play these characters, but there’s real death and violence in the world.’

She also tells Harper’s Bazaar she’ll only play characters she would ideally want to hang out with, including tough-nut Lara Croft. ‘I tell stories that are about the type of woman I’d want to meet. The type of woman where I think, even if it’s silly characters I’ve played, like in Tomb Raider, there’s something about her that will be fun for my daughters to see one day’, says Jolie.”

It’s probably not surprising that I take issue with this, as it did fall from the mouth of someone that I just abhor but was it not just a few weeks ago that she gave an interview and talked about how she ‘wasn’t angry anymore.’ Yeah, yeah, that’s right - it was the same interview where she said she had lost all ambition. And now, she’s still this ‘punk kid’ with a rebelious streak. I really wish she’d get her story straight. It’s hard to keep up.

Celebitchy also stated that her hubby/boy toy/whatever he is, Brad Pitt is also trying to play mediator between Angelina and his mom as Brad’s mother is none too happy about some of the things Angelina has said and done, including when she appeared on the cover of W Magazine breastfeeding. I guess Brad’s mom felt as though it wasn’t the breastfeeding that she took issue with but the fact that the happy couple seemed to be exploiting their children. Do ya think?

Angelina: No Anger or Ambition

Remember that girl that used to appear in movies such as Girl, Interrupted and Gone in 60 Seconds that had all of this rage and anger inside of her? Aw, yes, Angelina Jolie certainly made her name as this knife-wielding, blood-wearing, crazy, bad girl and then she started having babies and all of that changed. She suddenly became this softer person and it seemed at times that she was only trying to portray this softer image of a ‘all-growed-up and got-my-act-together’ woman. However, it seems as all of that rage that made Angelina who she was is also what accounted for the one respectable quality she had - ambition. Now, she’s decided to give it all up and go to difficult places. I don’t even know what that means but this is what Digital Spy quotes her as saying,

“Speaking to the Italian edition of Vanity Fair, the 33-year-old claimed that she had changed priorities and was no longer the “angry young woman” of her 20s.

She said: “The kids are my priority, so it’s possible that from now on I will make fewer movies. I may even stop altogether. I no longer have the ambition I had in my 20s.”

Jolie acknowledged that she had a busy enough lifestyle to keep occupied without acting, saying: “In reality my life is a lot more chaotic and adventurous now.

“Brad [Pitt] and I pilot airplanes, we travel non-stop, we go to difficult places and we have chosen to do it taking all of the kids with us. I feel a lot braver now than when I was an angry young woman.”

I know from personal experience that having children changes your priorities and who you are but I don’t think it means that you have to give up all of your grit and determination, which is exactly what ‘I no longer have ambition’ means. Angelina proves how stupid she is once again by making it sound as though you give up every part of who you are when you become a parent and I really expected more from her, whether I like her or not. And by the way, Ms. Jolie, you’re not the only one who was angry in their 20s and hopefully you would have grown out of it just by growing up like most regular people but then again, I do forget who I’m talking to.

Well hopefully she does choose to give it up. And her little husband too. They can pilot planes and go to difficult places and be brave and we will never have to hear from them again.