Another Deadbeat Dad

There are fewer couples in the world that disgust me more than Balthazar Getty and Sienna Miller and when the news was announced that the two were officially over, I was delighted. They are both pure evil in my eyes. Not only did they have an affair but they flaunted it shamelessly and Sienna became unrecognizable with her shirt on. Then they split up but decide anyway to spend Thanksgiving with each other, with Getty not giving a second thought apparently of missing out on quality holiday time with his family. I truly hope that was because his ex-wife, Rosetta was too smart to let him have such a huge holiday with their kids so shortly after their split. Why Getty and Miller chose to spend the time together or how they found their weasly ways back to each other, who knows, but this from the Daily Mail,

“Just two weeks after admitting she had split from Balthazar Getty, it appears Sienna Miller may be reigniting her romance with her married ex.

The Alfie actress, 26, and billionaire Getty, 33, were spotted leaving San Lorenzo Italian restaurant in Knightsbridge yesterday after a lunch date.

Dressed down in a cream coat, black leggings and cowboy boots, a glowing Sienna smiled as she left the restaurant.

Later that night, they went to great lengths not to be photographed together by arriving and leaving Soho’s Groucho Club separately.

Before lunch, the pair were seen holding hands as they walked her dogs Porgy and Bess in London’s Maida Vale yesterday morning, and later in the evening they both arrived separately at media watering hole, The Groucho.

A source said: ‘They looked very happy together, and were laughing and touching each other all night. It seemed like they were very much together and were engrossed in conversation for the entire evening.’”

For whatever reasons, there’s clearly something about these two that just won’t keep them apart. I say that they’ve already done their damage so let them be together always while they fall off the face of the earth. They are both horrible people who have ruined so many lives and it would be nice to at least use some discretion, more than just arriving in separate cars. They really should just let things cool for a bit, out of respect for his children if nothing else but apparently, they’re much too self-involved to think of things like that.

‘You shut up!’; ‘No YOU shut up!’

And that’s about the gist of it when it comes to the current feud between Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus, on behalf of Taylor Swift. The recent breakup of Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift was widely talked about, especially considering the fact that they are mere teenagers and all fairly new to the Hollywood scene. (I don’t care what people say about Cyrus growing up in Hollywood, she’s new to life let alone relationships!) The story goes that Swift wrote a song about her recent and heartwrenching breakup with Joe Jonas and Gomez, who is also dating Joe’s brother, Nick Jonas, made a public and catty remark about it. And Miley is proving that hell hath no fury like a teenage girl, as she has made it very clear that she is ready to defend Swift to the death. From Pop Crunch,

“In Taylor’s new song “Always & Forever,” the 18-year-old Billboard hitmaker dishes on the abrupt end of her short-lived romance with pop star Joe Jonas.

Selena, who is reportedly dating Joe’s kid brother Nick, later remarked that “if a boy hurts me, I don’t write a song about it.”

“When Miley heard Selena was attacking one of her closest friends, she bombarded her with nasty text messages and e-mails,” a gabby chatterbox says in this week’s edition of The National Enquirer.

“Miley reminded Selena that what comes around goes around-and declared it will only be a matter of time before she joins the ranks of girls who have been dumped by a Jonas brother!”

“‘And when that happens,’” Miley wrote in one e-mail, “‘me and Taylor will right there to offer you a Kleenex while we sing a song about your broken heart!’”

Ya know, I don’t really care about this story or these people but I do think these young teens have a lot to learn, especially about living under the bright lights. There’s clearly a lack of maturity and discretion, which is a very bad mix and once again, I am left shaking my head at Miley’s actions. I know that she’s only 16 so we can’t really expect her to be all that grown up but someone, such as her doting father, could step in and mention to her that the kind of publicity where you’re on the front page ripping people to pieces, may not be exactly what you’re looking for. I think any other parent would advise their young teen that cattiness and ill-wishing is not the way to handle things and I don’t see why it’s any different in Miley’s case.

Gordon Ramsay is Charming as Hell

It’s funny how, when it comes to Gordon Ramsay, when you hear that he is denying having an affair, it turns out to be this huge joke because he’s just so cavalier about serious accusations and he is just so freakin charming, even if you do have to overlook his harsh words and attitude. But he’s a chef so that’s always to be expected. It’s funny though how someone who is so foul-mouthed and outspoken can win over people’s hearts so quickly and so fully. Reading over the story about Ramsay’s alleged affair, and his vehement denials, I found myself laughing at a situation that, with anybody else, I would most likely be completely mortified. From US,

“Foul-mouthed celeb chef Gordon Ramsay is laughing at claims that he had an affair.

On Friday, London’s Daily Telegraph reported that Ramsay popped by BBC’s Good Food Show in his first public appearance since Sarah Symonds, who wrote the book Having an Affair: A Handbook for the Other Woman, claimed that they have been having a seven-year affair.

“What a week I have had,” said Ramsay, who has married to wife Tana for 12 years and has four kids. “I want to give you a big thank you for coming - it’s been a tough week.”

Referring to his chef rival Delia Smith, who penned the book How to Cheat at Cooking, Ramsay went on: “I have been up close and personal with Mrs Smith - Delia. I got in there.

“She gave me a book about how to cheat - but I didn’t think anything of it at the time.”

His joking didn’t end there.

“We had a new bed delivered this week - the paparazzi outside must have been thinking that I’d been forced to sleep in the basement,” he told the audience. “Mattress, mistress, mattress, mistress. What a load of bulls–t. My mum is here so I’m on my best behaviour, ooh la la.

“Oh f— it, I didn’t do it, mum. I love you,” he added. “All my family here are well.”

I really am on the fence about this one. Although he has talked about his family somewhat in the past, and makes it known that they are important to him, he really is very charming and sometimes even flirtatious on some of those reward competitions with the ladies of Hell’s Kitchen. The episode where the female chefs won and were then rewarded by being able to parade around on his yacht in their bikinis is just one instance that comes to mind when Chef Ramsay has made it clear that he’s comfortable around the ladies. On the other hand, I don’t want to believe this rumor and he makes it pretty hard for me to want to even remotely fathom it.

The Thanksgiving Day Charade is Over!

Alex Rodriguez did spend a wee bit of time with his family this Thanksgiving but make no mistake about it. He wasn’t there much longer than to have the few photos snapped by the paps before he was running back to the withered and bony arms of Madonna. He was seen at her concert on Wednesday in Miami and not only did the once-diva sing a love song to him but he handed her a bottle of water while she was on-stage, making his appearance very known. Then the next day on Thanksgiving morning, he spent the obligatory time with his family and then headed back to Madge’s where things got very twisted indeed. If you thought the whole Madonna/Guy Ritchie/A-Rod/Cynthia story was a mess before, enter Gwyneth Paltrow and the man with whom she is having a torrid affair. By the way, Gwyn is Madge’s BFF. From Gay Socialites,

“That night, Alex and Madonna were spotted partying with bachelor billionaire Jeff Soffer and his new affair Gwyneth Paltrow. While A-Rod is shacking up with Madonna this weekend, Jeff and Gwyn are evidently getting cozy over at his place fueling rumors that Paltrow is splitting from hubby Chris Martin.”

There’s just nothing about this story that is right! I don’t understand why the big charade with A-Rod’s family on Thursday, when clearly they were only being sandwiched between his time with Madonna. Andy why would Cynthia ever just sit back and let that happen? Oh it’s okay if you just come for an hour or two and then leave me and the kids to go be with your mistress. I know that they’ve already been divorced but really, why allow yourself to be photographed as one big happy family when you know he’s looking at his watch the whole time? And then this whole Paltrow thing comes out of nowhere! It will definitely be interesting to hear more on that! It doesn’t seem as though it will take long. This whole thing has gotten so incredibly messy and ridiculous and no one seems to have any shame when it comes to exposing their own deep, dark secrets.

It’s Britney, Bitches

Britney, Britney, Britney. If you’re sick of hearing it now, there’s much more to come. December is going to be a big month for Ms. Spears. Not only does she appear on the cover of Rolling Stone for the month but her newest album, Circus, is due out December 2, which is also her 27th birthday. As always in the midst of promotion, things are said and done that we are all then left to tear apart and something is always to become a great scandal. Well if that’s the way things have been in the past, especially for dear Britney, they’re about to get really crazy and already have some of the closest people in her life have been speaking out about what she’s said and done - because you just know they have to get their two cents in!

The first thing that popped up, seemingly from out of nowhere, was an interview that Britney’s mom gave via satellite with a UK-based television station. It seems that Lynne Spears always makes her presence known, whether we want it or not. This is what People had on the interview,

“And while the singer still hasn’t regained custody of her two sons, Lynne had nothing but praise for her daughter’s parenting skills.

“Oh she’s a wonderful mother – she’s funny, she’s extremely affectionate,” said the Spears matriarch, who was promoting her memoir, Through the Storm. “[At] home, where there’s nobody around, she’s very normal.”

“I think Britney’s just ready to get started again,” said her mom. “I think this is when she’s most in her element.”

Translation: I’m so glad that my daughter’s getting better so that I can start pressuring her to make money again. I also love how she says that at home ‘with nobody around’, Britney’s very normal. That’s just what I’ve always wanted my mother to say about me.

Then the next person in Britney’s life who’s always wanted to make a buck off her name comes forward, all hurt and upset about what big, bad Brit has done now. Yes, it’s Kevin Federline and he is none too happy about his ex-wife’s words in her upcoming documentary, For the Record, where she claims that she got married for all the wrong reasons and did it for ‘the idea of everything.’ This is what Pop Crunch had to say on the interview with Britney’s ex-husband,

“Friends say Federline is taken aback that Britney “felt the need to tell people that she viewed their marriage as a mistake,” confidante of Kevin’s has revealed to In Touch Weekly.

Kevin is also miffed his former flame implied that the couples two sons were mistakes as well.

“How will that make the boys feel when they’re older. Kevin thinks it’s pathetic and hurtful for no reason.”

Translation:Federline’s a big baby and in his eyes, Britney is damned if she does and damned if she doesn’t. It seems in the tidbits we’ve seen so far from the documentary, that Brit is finally being honest about why she’s done the things she’s done and, I also don’t think there’s any need to imply that she said the boys were a mistake. There are many divorced parents that regret the marriage but don’t regret the kids. Get over yourself!

And then there’s Britney’s latest move, which is very concerning to me. Last night she appeared on-stage at the 2008 Bambi Awards, where she performed her newest single Womanizer (and kicked butt, too, if you can catch the video!) What worries me is that she performed wearing an outfit nearly identical to an outfit that Madonna has recently worn on her Sticky & Sweet tour. Not only does this worry me because I find Madge loathesome but also because if Brit is still worshipping her, she’s getting dangerously close to the ‘kissing a woman on-stage, about to lose my mind’ Britney that we all know all too well.

Cobie Smulders is Expecting!!

How I Met Your Mother seems to be one of those shows that everybody watches but nobody talks about it. Whenever it does come up in conversation, people then usually have all of their favorite characters and storylines but there’s one that we may just have to be on the lookout for as Cobie Smulders, the wonderfully funny actress that plays Robin, has just announced that she and her hubby are expecting their first baby! I think that’d be sort of cool if they could find a way to work that into the show because you know that those writers would only do it in the funniest way ever! Very little is being officially said about the story and this is all People has,

“How I Met Your Mother star Cobie Smulders and actor Taran Killam are expecting their first child.

Smulders, 26, who plays Robin Scherbatsky on the CBS hit, is due in late spring, Smulders’s rep confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.

The couple met through a mutual friend, and have worked together on HIMYM.”

Congrats Cobie and Taran!

Prison Break star victim of Break-In

I can’t think of any show on television show that has me as glued to my television every week for one full hour as Prison Break does. From the very first show, there has just been something about it that just really well, includes a little of everything. One of those ‘little of everything’s’ is Amaury Nolasco, who plays hottie ex-convict Fernando Sucre. One of the best things about his character on the show that he really is just a do-gooder who always wants to do the right thing and just like so many other nice guys, along with his good spirit comes just a bit of naivety. It seems that Amaury may have at least a little something in common with his character, Fernando as he was recently the victim of a break-in (yep, it’s ironic!) and whether or not someone stole his computer or if Amaury’s just worried that a hacker may get in, I’m not sure, but I guess there were some naughty pics of his girlfriend on his hard drive. Because that’s where all stars should keep their bedroom photos lying around. This from Contact Music,

“PRISON BREAK star AMAURY NOLASCO is worried thieves might hack into his laptop computer and find sexy pictures of his actress girlfriend JENNIFER MORRISON.
The actor was the victim of burglars, who broke into trailers on the set of the TV drama and stole valuables - and now he fears his House star girlfriend’s body could be plastered all over the Internet.
A source tells In Touch magazine, “Amaury is worried sick about the computer. He has some sexy pictures of his girlfriend… He hopes the thieves don’t know how to hack into a computer.”

So I’m not sure whether the thieves actually have the computer in their hands but there are definitely a few things to be learned here. 1.) If you absolutely have to have naked pictures…never mind, you don’t. Don’t take naked pictures! 2.) If you do take the pictures and are worried that they will fall into ill-intended hands, don’t tell the world about the pictures! Yeah, ya might want to keep it on the down-low until you more about who it was that broke in and whether or not they actually have your computer. If they didn’t, why would it be so easy to hack in, assuming that Nolasco is smart enough to have the necessary protection.

Jen and John are Chuggin Along

Lord knows that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have dealt with a lot of crap from the media during their on-again/off-again relationship but it seems that the bright lights and constant microphones in the face aren’t enough to deter this couple from really trying to make it work and set aside all the other crap to just really be together and in love. Yep, that’s right. I think this may be an ‘It’ for Jen. John I still have my doubts about but he did recently invite his girlfriend to come home and meet his parents while spending the Thanksgiving holiday with them. Well blogs were ablaze when John met Courtney Cox, Jen’s BFF so imagine what these stories will do! I can just imagine John and his entire family dodging flashbulbs around the turkey. This is what Fametastic had to say about the rumored get-away and what it means for the couple,

“Jennifer Aniston is reportedly spending Thanksgiving with boyfriend John Mayer’s family in Boston, suggesting their relationship is very much back on track.

The couple dated for around six months from February to August this year before splitting after John realised it wasn’t working and he didn’t want to “waste somebody’s time if something’s not right“. However, they reconciled in October, with John determined to make a go of things this time.

A source close to the couple claims Jennifer has already introduced the singer to her dad John and previously estranged mum Nancy, and now John is returning the gesture: “He knows his mom worries about things, particularly the stuff she reads about it being a sham relationship.

“He wants to take Jen home to show his mom how much they’re in love.”

Jen has also recently been reported to introduce John to both of her parents, which the same inside source said in the interview, Jen had been hesitant to do in the past because she had gotten so close to Brad’s family. I imagine something like a divorce would haunt you for your entire life and comparisons would always be there. It’s nice to see though that Jen realizes that not everything is always the same and sometimes you have to give a little to get a lot in return. I think there’s no doubt she’s still a tiny bit screwed up about her former marriage and even if I didnt’ like John at the beginning of this relationship, if he gets Jen out of her funk, he’s okay by me.

Nicole and Joel are Getting Married

So is she doing this just to stick it to Paris? Yes, my belief is that Nicole Richie has known for quite some time now that she planned to marry Joel Madden, who in addition to being Richie’s long-time boyfriend and father of their daughter Harlow, is also the brother of Benji Madden, who just recently experienced a heart-wrenching breakup from Ms. Paris Hilton. I think Richie, in her evil and plotting ways, specifically waited for her ex-BFF and soon to be brother-in-law to smash to pieces before announcing the news that she was oh, so happy. Of course, that’s not the tale she is telling.

No, the recent announcement comes at a perfect time for Nicole and Joel because little Harlow’s birthday is in February and that is the perfect time to make it all about them and not actually their baby girl. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are said to get married on their daughter Harlow’s first birthday. The couple, who have been dating for two years, are keen to tie the knot on the landmark date to show their child how much they love each other. A friend of the pair said: “They want to set an example for Harlow. Nicole and Joel are doing this to seal their love legally. “They want the ceremony to coincide with Harlow’s first birthday and be one big joyous occasion for everybody.”

Okay, so what example is this setting exactly? I get that you want your kid to know that you and her dad love each other but there’s no need for this celebration to happen on her birthday. Now every year for the rest of her life, she gets to think about her parents and how selfish they are that they needed to have their wedding anniversary on her birthday. I don’t blame that kid one bit and it’s not hard to see where that resentment will come from. Nicole seemed to have been doing a complete 360 since she became preggers with little Harlow but this just proves that she’s still the same spoiled rotten, self centered, little Hollywood socialite that she’s always been.

Lindsay Caught Red-Handed!

The rumor mill has been overflowing lately with stories that Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, are mere moments from a terrible breakup. They have been seen publicly fighting and it was reported just a few days ago that the two were in therapy to try and get back on track. But Lilo may have found another way to get over her troubles - calling on her old friend, a good ol’ bottle of booze. Apparently, while in Washington DC this past weekend, Lindsay was caught on tape with vodka in her hand and god-only-knows-what in her head as she may have been trying to drown her sorrows once again. From Digital Spy,

“Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been captured on CCTV drinking vodka while out partying at a Washington DC nightclub.

The Mean Girls star checked into rehab three times last year following her arrest for two separate DUI incidents.

Reports that the 22-year-old has fallen off the wagon emerged seven months after a previous alleged relapse.

The footage is said to show Lohan in a dark corner of a club sneaking vodka and Red Bull into a glass before drinking its contents.”

If this relationship is indeed over or is starting to see the beginning of the end, Lindsay’s life is just where I thought it would be headed as well - straight for the crapper. Sam is really good for Lindsay and while I can understand not wanting to put up with Lindsay’s crap, especially if she can’t keep her head straight, I would hate to see these two actually break up. This rumor definitely isn’t hard to believe. It’s not like Lohan has the greatest track record when it comes to substances. Hopefully it’s not but if it is, you know it won’t be long before those videos get leaked!