BAHAHA! Miley Cyrus Thinks She’s “Deep”!

This is too hysterical! I hope that I can keep my sides from splitting long enough to tell you about it! Miley Cyrus has recently sat down with Teen Vogue and her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, to talk about the movie they’re filming together, The Last Song. In the interview, Miley talks about many things. She touches on their relationship, and auditioning for the part but the best part absolutely has got to be when Miley says that she and Liam are “deeper than other people.”

Oh please. This is someone who’s biggest part has been playing a preteen with an identity crisis, and has been fed by a silver spoon for her entire life. Not to mention the fact that she’s not levelheaded enough to keep pictures of her in her panties out of the media, or those nasty ones of her making fun of Asians by purposely slanting her eyes. Oh yeah, anyone who thinks that’s funny truly knows the meaning of the word “deep.” You can read snippets of the interview and let us know if you think Miley and Liam are “deeper than normal people”, as Miley claims. From Teen Vogue via Celebitchy,

“TEEN VOGUE: Miley, before you went to Georgia to film The Last Song, you had just gotten out of a relationship. How did you change over the next few months?
MILEY CYRUS: In L.A., I had so many security blankets, people helping me with everything. I tried to book my friend a flight, and I didn’t know how because I was used to someone doing it for me. I didn’t want a babysitter anymore. I came to Tybee Island crying harder than I had ever cried in my life—and I left with the biggest smile on my face.

TEEN VOGUE: What were your first impressions of each other?
MILEY CYRUS: He’s really tall. I thought, Either I’m going to have to be in heels or standing on something for this entire movie! He definitely showed chivalry: I remember him opening the door for the director, and I was like, Wow.
LIAM HEMSWORTH: I have very good parents (laughs). It was funny—working with Miley was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be. From the first time we read, it was like I had known her before.

TEEN VOGUE: So, you had chemistry right away?
MILEY CYRUS: Yeah. I think we’re both deeper than normal people—what they think and how they feel. He’s very grateful for what he has, but he doesn’t let it go to his head. I’m like that too.

TEEN VOGUE: How many people did you read with?
MILEY CYRUS: Only three. The audition process is so intense.
LIAM HEMSWORTH: Basically, you’re thrown into a room and judged.
MILEY CYRUS: It’s like American Idol, but worse.

TEEN VOGUE: Isn’t that pretty much every day in Los Angeles?
MILEY CYRUS: Uh-huh, but you pay your bills with what they say.
LIAM HEMSWORTH: At the start of this year, I flew to L.A. to do a screen test for a film [Thor] that my brother ended up getting. There are a billion people there trying to do what we do.

TEEN VOGUE: You seem very at ease with each other.
MILEY CYRUS: Honestly, people do not always get along on set, so for two people to want to be together this much …

TEEN VOGUE: Just you, Liam, and the 3 million fans in Georgia.
MILEY CYRUS: I’m happy to meet them, and it’s flattering, but I couldn’t focus. Can you imagine someone at their office—like at a computer—and people are chanting at them while they’re trying to work?
LIAM HEMSWORTH: The first day, I walked out, and one end of the beach was blocked off for fans—screaming kids. I’d never seen that before. It was quite amazing.
MILEY CYRUS: Sometimes you have to remember, OK, what would I have been like if I had met my favorite singer? It is exciting.

TEEN VOGUE: Speaking of music, I read that you’re giving it up?
MILEY CYRUS: The more I make music that doesn’t truly inspire me, the more I feel like I’m blending in with everyone else. So after this next album, I’m taking some time off.

TEEN VOGUE: Liam, do you sing?
LIAM HEMSWORTH: I don’t sing well.
MILEY CYRUS: It’s refreshing to work with an actor who isn’t also a singer and dancer and musician and artist and this and that. I’m sick of quadruple threats who do everything when they should stick to one thing.

TEEN VOGUE: So he’s just a threat?
MILEY CYRUS: He’s a really freaking good actor is what he is. And he’s cute—so he’s got that.

TEEN VOGUE: You guys spent New Year’s in Australia, where Liam is from. Did you have fun?
MILEY CYRUS: I’m used to being in Times Square or something like that, so having a day to chill was awesome. And I got to hang out with his family and friends and see where he grew up.”

Yeah, Miley Cyrus is soooo deep. Deeper than “normal people”, whatever the hell that means. Aren’t celebrities always talking about how they wish people would realize they’re just “normal people?” And then Miley goes and blows any progress they’ve made in one fell swoop. And she talks about how “deep” she is and then goes on to compare her life to American Idol. Oh yeah, real deep. Not only that but then she compares being on a movie set to having an office job! Like I said, oh please. Miley doesn’t have one deep bone in her body – well, except for maybe her vocal chords. Every time I hear that manly voice, a little shudder runs down my back. Now, that’s deep – but it’s about as close as Miley will get to it.

Jenna Elfman Has a Second Son!

Jenna Elfman has been playing the part of a woman who got pregnant during a one-night stand all season on her new show Accidentally on Purpose. But it seems that baby bump she’s been wearing around the set isn’t just a pillow that’s crammed up her shirt. It’s an actual baby bump! Or, it was anyway. Now Jenna has welcomed her second son into her family with husband, Bodhi Elfman, and their first boy, Story Elias. Elfman’s rep and Bodhi himself have confirmed the news. From People,

“In a case of life imitating art, Jenna Elfman has delivered a baby boy – just before her Accidentally on Purpose character Billie is due to give birth to her own child.

The actress and husband Bodhi Elfman welcomed a second son, Easton Quinn Monroe Elfman, at 7:53 a.m. Tuesday in Los Angeles, Jenna announced on Twitter Friday. Her rep confirms the birth to PEOPLE, adding that Easton weighed in at 7 lbs., 12 oz.

“He’s an impressive sleeper (thank god!) & I’m his biggest fan,” says the star’s tweet.

Bodhi also took to Twitter Friday writing, “Shazaam! Easton Quinn Monroe Elfman. Born March 2 @ 7:53AM. Triple Word Score, Grand Slam, Royal Flush! Digging this guy big time.”

Easton joins big brother Story Elias, 2 ½.

Jenna, 38, admits the pregnancy was planned around her show’s shooting schedule.

“It was like an afterthought perk. I thought, ‘Well, if the show gets picked up that could be cool. I can have my next kid and I won’t have to hide it.’ You know, I’m not in my early twenties so I got to get busy.”

Congratulations to Jenna, Bodhi, and Story!

Is Fergie Preggers?

Fergie, the hot singer from Black Eyed Peas and Josh Duhamel just might be adding onto their family very soon – and it’s for all the wrong reasons. The rumors haven’t been confirmed by the couple but anonymous friends are talking like Fergie really could be giving birth very soon. Apparently, Fergie has cut out alcohol, which is huge since she’s always been known as a huge party girl, and these same friends also say that her tummy is starting to expand. But this baby is about more than just husband and wife wanting to share their love with someone else.

The National Enquirer reported this past fall that Josh Duhamel was having an affair behind Fergie’s back. What?!?! I didn’t know about that! And the Enquirer is talking like this is something that really happened, and that they know to be fact. Doing a little digging, I found out that these allegations were made by a stripper. So who knows if the rumors are true, about Josh’s affair, or about this supposed baby bump. But, if both rumors are true, this affair is reportedly the reason they want to have a baby. So they can start fresh and make a new beginning. From National Enquirer,

“Fergie’s dreams of motherhood could be coming true very soon.

Friends say her expanding middle means there could be a baby on the way!

The Black Eyed Peas singer “has definitely got more tummy lately, and she’s certainly acting pregnant,” an insider told The ENQUIRER.

“She suddenly cut out alcohol and is taking way better care of herself.”

As The ENQUIRER exclusively reported this past fall, her hunky hubby Josh Duhamel carried on a wild fling with a stripper while filming in Atlanta, leaving the Grammy-winning performer shell-shocked.

“But since then, they’ve rededicated themselves to their marriage, and Fergie began to rebuild her trust in Josh,” disclosed the insider.

“A baby is their No. 1 priority to making a fresh start.

“They both want to start a family as quickly as possible.”

Let’s remember that these two people just got married last year. And if you can’t stay faithful in your first year of marriage, then there’s bigger problems down the road. And who the hell actually thinks that having a baby to save a marriage is a good idea? I know lots of people do but it doesn’t work! If all of these rumors are true, and Josh and Fergie want to introduce a child into their dysfunctional relationship, then I feel sorry for that child.

Mo’Nique is Okay with Open Marriage

Does everyone remember Mo’Nique? She’s the woman who played the abusive mother in Precious and she also won a Golden Globe for that performance. I had never heard of her before Precious, (I don’t think many people had), but she won me over with her acceptance speech. In it, she looked at her husband, Sidney Hicks, and said some of the most touching words I have ever heard in an awards speech. What was most touching about her speech were the words she reserved for her husband. Here’s what she said,

“And when I look into the eyes of the man I stood next to at 14 years old, and I said to him, “One day we’re gonna be stars.” And he said, “You first.” And we walked this red carpet together tonight. Sidney, I love you more than you will ever know, baby.”

It was one of the most heartfelt and genuine speeches I truly have ever heard. And I really thought that I was listening to someone talking about a love that’s so true, so rare, and so pure. But wait. The love that Mo’Nique and Sidney Hicks share may not be so pure or rare after all. In the Barbara Walters Oscars Special, which will air Sunday night after the Oscars, Barbara interviews Mo’Nique. In the interview, Mo’Nique talks about her marriage to Sidney and she reveals some pretty interesting things about it. Including how they have an open marriage because she doesn’t feel the need to be insecure about their relationship. From Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“The ‘Precious’ actress – who has been married to Sidney Hicks for the past 25 years – claims they have an open relationship which wouldn’t be destroyed if he were to have an affair. Speaking on the Oscar night edition of ‘The Barbara Walters Special’, she said: “Could Sid have sex outside of his marriage with me? Yes. That’s not a deal-breaker. That’s not something that would make us say, ‘pack your things and let’s end the marriage.’ ”

The 42-year-old star – who is favourite to win Best Supporting Actress at the Oscars on Sunday night (07.03.10) – said it was because she had been with Sidney so long that she would still feel “comfortable and secure” in their relationship no matter how unfaithful he was. She added: “What if it’s 20 times? So what? We’ve been best friends for over 25 years, and we truly know who we are. Oftentimes, people get into marriages and they don’t know who they’re laying next to. I’m very comfortable and secure with my husband.”

It’s unclear whether or not Mo’Nique and Sidney actually have an open marriage, or whether she just wouldn’t kick him to the curb for having an affair – or 20 of them. If it’s the latter, I think she’s deluding herself into thinking she’d be more understanding than she really would be. Especially because she thinks she’d be okay with it if it happened 20 times. I’m sorry, what kind of woman is okay with being married to someone who can’t keep his hands off other people? I realize that you could forgive once, maybe twice. But anymore than that, and you’re entering Elin Nordegren territory – and at least she’s getting a big payout for staying.

And if it is true that Mo’Nique and Sidney actually do have an open marriage, I have to say I’ll be disappointed. I really was moved by that speech, and happy to know that not all Hollywood marriages seem to be doomed or tainted. I’d hate to have to lump these two in with the rest of em.

The Bachelor Scandal: Jake and His Other Woman

I don’t watch The Bacheloranymore. Mostly because I realized that watching hot yet desperate women vie for the attention of one man kills more brain cells than crack. But for those of you who are interested in Jake Pavelka, the latest Bachelor, you may also be interested to know that he’s currently involved in a huge scandal. Apparently, after proposing to Vienna Girardi, Jake continued to see a woman by the name of Tanya Douglas, whom he dated before the show. Reportedly there are texts and pictures of Jake and Tanya that prove this relationship continued behind Vienna’s back but of course, douche boy Jake is denying the entire thing. From Bump Shack,

“Tanya Douglas was identified as the woman who claims she had contact and maintained a relationship with Bachelor Jake Pavelka, who is now engaged to wild party girl Vienna Girardi, even after the end of the popular ABC reality dating show.

Jake vehemently denied the shocking claims he had visited Tanya to profess his love for her and tell her the show and his relationship with the girls didn’t mean anything to him. Jake and Tanya had reportedly been dating until Jake decided to enter the Bachelorette with Jillian Harris to give a boost to his acting career.

“The relationship with [the woman] was prior to The Bachelor, it simply did not work out,” Jake says. “There was no overlap with that or any other relationship during the show. It is unfortunate that people such as this are trying to financially capitalize on or disparage my incredible relationship with Vienna. I only wish everyone could be as happy for us as we are happy together.”

Tanya gave her first interview as an anonymous woman with distorted voice on Steve Kramer’s radio show “The Guy Kramer”. Apparently they checked Tanya’s story and she has compromising text messages and even pictures with Jake after the show finished filming. Jake, you bad boy!”

How can you not believe this story? Seriously, a man that goes onto a “reality” television show just to promote his acting career? Puh-leeze. And from the clips that I got from the show, it sort of seemed that Jake was trying to remake The Bachelor. Don’t get me wrong. It needs to be remade. They could start by taking away the guy, the girls, and all the faux-romance settings. But Jake tried to redo it by doing things like not handing out all the roses during rose ceremonies, and from the little that I saw, just really seemed to think that the show owed him something. And it’s because of that I believe this story is true, hands down. Sorry to say, Vienna, I think Tanya’s his girl and you were just a sad stepping stone to his blossoming “acting career.”

Elin and Tiger are Under the Same Roof

I’m really going to need another celebrity to do something crazy soon because I’m getting really tired of writing about Tiger Woods. The latest news is that Elin has moved back into the house with him and that the kids are there too. And from the sounds of it, Elin is planning on staying some time. Shortly after she arrived, a moving truck came and started loading up the house. From TMZ,

“Tiger Woods is another step closer to returning to pre-scandal life — last night, Elin Nordegren and the kids spent the evening at their Isleworth mansion … where Tiger has been living for the past few days.

Sources tell TMZ Elin and the kids arrived at the home yesterday afternoon with a security team in tow — and this morning, the entire crew was still there.

We’re told the move could be permanent — after Elin arrived at the home yesterday, a large truck showed up and workers began moving stuff into the house.”

Well Elin’s staying, but is Tiger? I only hope that she’s moving in only to kick his ass to the curb but, it looks like she’s going to try to tough it out. I’m really trying not to be judgmental on this one so, I’m going to leave it at that.

Crazy Quote from Crazy Katy

Katy Perry is a crazy bitch. I think she’s fantastic, but she’s a crazy bitch. From her choice of vintage-bathing-suit-style outfits, to her choice of clothing on-stage, to threatening to throw Coke in Kara DioGuardi’s face when she was a guest judge on American Idol, everything about Katy Perry screams “Crazy bitch!”

The latest news on Katy is in regards to her feelings on her new fiance, Russell Brand. While I have grown to love these two together, I have not grown to love Russell Brand just yet. And I certainly don’t feel the same way about him as Katy. In her latest quote, she has compared him to Elvis, Jim Morrison, Charles Manson and Jesus. Yes, Jesus. She also says that she needs to stay in bed because Russell’s too smart. Huh? The quote comes from Celebrity Dirty Laundry,

“He’s good for me, he’s the boss, he calls the shots. But I like that. I’ve been waiting for someone I couldn’t steamroll. His look is Jim Morrison meets Charles Manson meets Jesus meets a little bit of Elvis Presley. He’s a walking genius. Just standing next to him makes me smarter. Can you imagine the kind of responsibility I have with his reputation? I’m bedridden most of the week.”

I love that Katy seems so smitten by Russell. And I don’t even mind the fact that she talks about steamrolling guys. I mean, who hasn’t been there, right? But it’s the ‘responsibility’ part and the ‘bedridden’ part that I have trouble with. I’ve been around some pretty smart people. Probably people that are even smarter than Russell Brand. But, I haven’t felt the need to stay in bed for a week because of it.

And as for Russell’s reputation and Katy having to deal with the responsibility of that? I first heard of Russell Brand when he was rumored to be dating Britney Spears. Then I heard of him again when it was rumored that he was dating Katy Perry. So maybe Russell is the one who should be worried about the responsibility of standing next to Katy’s reputation. Ah Katy. You so crazy!

Charlie Sheen May be in a Heap of Trouble

So, anyone who marries Charlie Sheen after this is an idiot. Because this thing with Brooke Mueller is not going to last, and any marriage to Sheen just spells drama and trouble. This whole incident of Charlie beating the crap out of Brooke has led to a whole downward spiral of events that all equal to the demise of Charlie and Brooke, both as a couple and as individuals. But, the fact that he may never get married again, and the fact that he has to come to terms with the horrible human being he is, are both really the least of Charlie Sheen’s issues. He may be going to jail. And for a very long time.

One reason for this is that Denise Richards aka. Notorious Liar, and Charlie’s ex-wife, is about to come forward for Charlie’s trial and testify that he threatened to have her killed and that he pushed and shoved her while she was holding their daughter. Before you get too sympathetic for Denise Richards, let me remind you that she has made no bones about the fact that she despises Charlie, despite recently saying on Oprah that she still loves him but isn’t “in love with him.” She also said on Oprah during that same interview that Charlie was never physically abusive, but that he was very emotionally abusive. That’s contradictory to what she’s preparing to say on the stand though. From Bump Shack,

“Richards claimed on December 30, 2005, in the middle of an argument, she was holding their daughter Lola, when Charlie “pushed me, shoving me with his two hands between my shoulders. I was forced backwards and tripped over one of the children’s toys and fell on the floor with Lola.”

According to the declaration, Charlie then pointed his finger at her and screamed, “I hope you f–king die, bitch.” Richards says as Charlie was walking out the front door he said “he was going to have me killed. He said you are f–king with the wrong guy.”

But words from scorned ex-lovers aren’t the only things stacking up against Charlie. There’s also now talk going around that there were drugs involved in Charlie and Brooke’s marriage. What?!! No!! Okay, the drug issue is no surprise to anyone, especially since Brooke is now attending rehab at home to kick crack. But, these drug sessions resulted in some pretty disgusting threesomes that were apparently something that Charlie and Brooke liked to do quite often when they were all cracked out. The problem with this, other than just being nauseating to think about, is that one of the women that the couple “shared their bed with” is willing to come forward about the drug use. And if drugs are introduced at your trial for beating women, it doesn’t spell good news. From Radar Online,

“Now an entirely new dimension of the Sheen-Mueller marriage is about to be publicly detailed. RadarOnline.com confirmed with a source who has direct knowledge of the situation that a woman who has slept with both Charlie and Brooke at the same time will be coming forward to reveal even more outrageous details of their relationship.

“Brooke is bisexual,” another insider told RadarOnline.com. “She and Charlie have had more than one woman share their bed in the short time they’ve been married.”

Brooke is being treated for crack addiction and alcoholism. Charlie had been using cocaine and also started boozing again.

“Some of the women they slept with together also did drugs with them,” the insider told RadarOnline.com.

The first source would not reveal if the woman who is about to go public saw Sheen and Mueller do drugs. And the source would not say when or how the woman will tell her story but RadarOnline.com learned that it will happen within the next two weeks.

Sheen, who is facing prison if convicted on a felony and two misdemeanor charges in Colorado, will be under even more heat if the Colorado district attorney is able to introduce illegal drug use into the actor’s trial.”

And among all of this, Brooke is saying that she’ll stay with Charlie if he can clean himself up and stay sober. Now, isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black? Apparently, she feels as though she won’t be able to stay clean if he can’t either and wants to work on their marriage but feels this is the only way to do it. Well, duh! From Digital Spy,

“Brooke Mueller has reportedly said that she will only stay married to Charlie Sheen if he keeps sober.

According to TMZ, Mueller feels that the only way she can remain abstinent is if the Two and a Half Men star stays clean himself.

She is currently attending rehab at home after leaving a California facility under controversial circumstances.

Sources close to Sheen have allegedly said that it is Mueller who is a bad influence on the actor and not the other way around.

“It’s Brooke’s craziness that is fuelling all of this,” explained one insider.”

Aren’t Brooke and Charlie exhausting? I’m tired just listening to them. Just like I was when it was Charlie and Denise Richards that were married! Oi. What it all boils down to is that Charlie Sheen really could be looking at doing some serious time. I know celebrities always manage to find a way out of it (read – money!) but this one is going to be hard to get out of. And it’s not like any of these are his first charges either.

And if he does get off, my prediction is that he and Brooke have about six more months of cracked out threesomes before eventually splitting up.

Simon Cowell’s the Marrying Kind After All!

Normally, I wouldn’t think that Simon Cowell getting engaged is such a big deal. I know he has this image as being this untamable player, but even with all the money and cars and mansions, but I just never really cared one way or another. But, not only has some woman tamed him, but it comes not that long after he broke up with another woman who wanted to do the exact same thing. That woman was Terri Seymour and she and Simon broke up in 2008 amidst rumors that Simon was a cheater and that Terri was tired of waiting for him to marry her. Oh the scandal! Now I’m interested!

It was shortly after Terri and Simon broke up that Mezhgan Hussainy appeared on Idol as a makeup artist or hairstylist or ‘Simon’s new work friend’, or something. Now, a couple of years later and yes, the two are getting hitched. I bet hell hath no fury like Terri Seymour right now. From Radar Online,

“It’s official. Simon Cowell is getting married!

Beautiful Mezhgan Hussainy told RadarOnline.com exclusively that she and Simon are officially engaged.

Until now, there have been only whispers and rumors about the couple possibly getting married — but their plans have been a secret.

Meet Simon’s New Love Mezhgan Hussainy

But, gorgeous brunette Mezhgan told RadarOnline.com’s executive vice president David Perel that indeed, she and Simon are getting married.

Sporting a beautiful sparkling engagement ring, Mezhgan was all smiles as she told RadarOnline.com exclusively that the couple, who are living together, are officially engaged.

They met on American Idol several years ago and what began as friendship grew into love after Simon’s previous relationship ended.”

Well, at least they keep it interesting, I guess. Now, do we think this will last? I’m guessing no but Simon won’t be too put out if it ends badly. He’s currently getting things together to hand her over a prenup so she doesn’t take him for the whole $2 million he’s worth. Nuthin says love like reading fine print…

Another Tragic Celebrity Loss

First John Travolta, and now Marie Osmond has tragically lost a child. Michael Blosil was Marie Osmond’s son and was only 18 years old when he jumped from 8 stories to his death on Friday. Michael suffered from severe depression and even required treatment back in 2007. According to the National Enquirer, it sounds like he may have also been involved with some people associated with drugs, although she doesn’t say so specifically. It really doesn’t matter though. It’s a tragic loss and these are horribly sad circumstances. From the National Enquirer,

“Marie Osmond’s son leaps 8 stories to his death.

Michael Blosil, 18 , Marie’s son, suffered from severe depression and left behind a suicide note expressing loneliness and despair on Friday.

Back in 2007, Blosil, then age 16, entered a rehab facility for treatment.

In a 2007 interview, brother Donny Osmond revealed that Michael suffered from ongoing problems. “Marie has been dealing with this for a very long time. Unfortunately, he got into the wrong crowd.”

Before jumping to his death, Blosil reportedly texted a friend to tell her he had left a note for her in his apartment. The note didn’t specifically mention suicide, but suggested they would never see each other again. Blosil and the unidentified woman were supposed to get together later that night.

A devastated Marie expressed her grief about her tragic loss in a statement: “My family and I are devastated and in deep shock by the tragic loss of our dear Michael and ask that everyone respect our privacy during this difficult time.”

It’s always sad to lose someone so young. It’s even more sad when they’re so sad just before their death that they don’t see a way out. Our thoughts are with the Osmond family. Rest in peace, Michael.